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Religion / Re: Video Of The "Flying Bird That Turned Into A Woman In Port Harcourt" by emmanuel2015: 8:25pm On Mar 30, 2017
crestedaguiyi:
grin grin grin, have you left biafran issues to look for a witch?

you even had to write Nairaland on a paper so you could be believed because you know that their is no credibility in you and everything you believe in.

shame.

to even go 5 feet close to an old hag is scary for you but running down those who have shut down the expired contraption is easy for you.




1 witch spotted, God go expose all of una

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Business / Re: World Bank Says Nigeria Will Soon Recover From Economic Recession by emmanuel2015: 9:23pm On Mar 16, 2017
kidman96:

Mad people
at least we were normal embe like u with no bwain
Culture / Re: List Of First Class Kings In Nigeria By ThisTrend by emmanuel2015: 8:35pm On Mar 16, 2017
Rubbish

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Business / Re: World Bank Says Nigeria Will Soon Recover From Economic Recession by emmanuel2015: 8:35pm On Mar 16, 2017
Rubbish
Politics / Re: Why President Buhari Did Not Want Governors To Visit Him In London by emmanuel2015: 8:34pm On Mar 16, 2017
Rubbish
Crime / Re: 11-Month-Old Baby Raped By Her Uncle Ogun Bleeds Endlessly (Graphic Photo) by emmanuel2015: 7:56am On Feb 27, 2017
How the guy take they enjoy this, he's an occultic demon
TV/Movies / 5 Real Facts You Didn't Know About BBN Fake Housemate 'jon' by emmanuel2015: 9:43pm On Feb 26, 2017
Here Are '5 Real Facts' You Probably Didn't
Know About Fake Housemate Jon Ogah - 'Jon'

Politics / Re: "Nigeria’s Recession Will Begin To End ‘Slowly’ But ‘Painfully’ In July 2017" by emmanuel2015: 4:50pm On Feb 23, 2017
Lol
Politics / Re: Fayose Eats At Amala Joint In Abuja (Photos) by emmanuel2015: 8:40pm On Feb 21, 2017
News no de again Seun de chop biscuit
Nairaland / General / Re: 8 Types Of Nigerians That Will Leave You Frustrated When You Meet Them by emmanuel2015: 8:11pm On Feb 21, 2017
Rubbish 1. Police
Travel Ads / Re: Gifty Was A Hairdresser Before Big Brother Naija (Photos) by emmanuel2015: 11:53am On Feb 17, 2017
Lol
Celebrities / Re: Fans React As Style-plus Drops Blanket by emmanuel2015: 9:51pm On Feb 16, 2017
No 1 pass olufumi
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija Pornography: Nigerians Are All Hypocrites - Gochu Enwereji by emmanuel2015: 5:45pm On Feb 15, 2017
HarveySpecter1:
Stupidity is when you spend time watching idle people. Successful people have no time for such. No wonder most Nigerians have redundant brains
if u truly have sense u shouldn't ve written any thing, na Ur brain dull pass.
Politics / Re: "I Support President Buhari" Mega Rally In Kano (Photos) by emmanuel2015: 5:36pm On Feb 15, 2017
APC using the poor to get their greedy needs

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Car Talk / Re: Photo Of The Bus Ambode Will Replace Danfo With In Lagos by emmanuel2015: 11:36am On Feb 09, 2017
The bus b like the shape of him head

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Education / Re: Photo Of Lost And Found NECO Certificate by emmanuel2015: 11:30am On Feb 09, 2017
Lol na buhari get am

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Dancehall Singer Hangs With Drake by emmanuel2015: 11:27am On Feb 09, 2017
Interesting Mynd44 what do you think?
Politics / Re: Breaking: NJC Extends Onnoghen’s Acting Tenure, Writes Osibanjo by emmanuel2015: 8:05pm On Feb 08, 2017
Lol
Politics / Re: Yaradua And Buhari Health : 'its Like Comparing Orange To Apples' - Lai Mohammed by emmanuel2015: 7:52pm On Feb 08, 2017
Minister of Lie
Celebrities / Re: An Official Statement From The 2face Foundation About Cancelled Protest by emmanuel2015: 9:55am On Feb 06, 2017
Abeg seun chan the nairaland website to agbero, 99.9999% of people here re agbero
Politics / Re: "I Stand With Nigeria" Protesters In Ibadan (Photos) by emmanuel2015: 9:46am On Feb 06, 2017
TRADELYN:
Many jobless Nigerians shouldn't joke with this protest and keep blaming government. undecided

wat do u mean by this, who caused their to be jobless.
Crime / Re: Abuja Woman Raises Alarm After Being Terrorised By Her Neighbour With Charm.PICS by emmanuel2015: 10:04pm On Feb 04, 2017
Ok, meanwhile

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Celebrities / Re: See The Full List Of Celebrities That Will Participate In Feb 6th Protest(pics) by emmanuel2015: 9:59pm On Feb 04, 2017
Charlie boy is against it ode op
TV/Movies / Re: BBN: Heartbroken Boyfriend Releases Shocking Video Of Contestant by emmanuel2015: 5:55pm On Feb 03, 2017
Ahmiee:
TF ?
lol
TV/Movies / Re: BBN: Heartbroken Boyfriend Releases Shocking Video Of Contestant by emmanuel2015: 9:32am On Feb 03, 2017
Ahmiee:
this is what happens when u pick someone u dnt deserve
is this how ashawo that date now give excuse?
Literature / Oga Martins & His Kettle Of Fishes 4.0 by emmanuel2015: 7:52am On Feb 03, 2017
The heaven and the earth must have stood
still the moment Martins set eyes on his
one-time roommate and best friend. At that
point Martins knew he was at the right
place at the wrong time. And for the rest of
the occupants of 5, Otolorin street,
Lawanson they had no inkling of what was
going on. All they saw in their mind’s eye
was their caretaker cringing at the sight of a
white walker.


The silence in 5, Otolorin Street, Lawanson was so deafening that you could hear as ants
crawled on the ground beneath. Martins had
come to the rescue of the landlord at the nick
of time, albeit it seemed he needed someone to rescue him too.
Deji stared hard at the intruder like a constable who had finally caught up with a fugitive, many things were going through his mind as his lips tried to make out words. In a flash, memories of events that led to his arrest and subsequent imprisonment played out before him, and all he saw in Martins pale face was a backstabber and a betrayer. He had sworn he was going to pay dearly for it if he ever came out of Kirikiri alive, and he had meant it.
“What the heck are you doing here?”Deji
inquired as soon as he found his voice,
however, Martins still remained mute. “Dude!
are you now dumb?”
“Good day, Deji” he managed to respond.
“I’m sure you never saw this coming. That look on your face must mean the evil men do lives with them right?”
“Martins looked aloof, he wondered who Deji
was referring to as the evil one; the person
that led robbers to assault a bank which led to
the death of his fake client, or the person who gave policemen the identities of the bank robbers”
“It seems you’ve lost your tongue yet again. Do you see your doom already? Common man, we are still friends. Let’s put the dark years aside for now.” Deji stretched out his hand to
exchange pleasantries with Martins, but he
remained transfixed to the spot. He appeared
down in the dumps as Deji made a last effort
to bring him out of his misery. “Dude! You
wouldn’t want the rest of your crew to know
about our little secret, would you?
Martins finally responded to Deji’s outstretched hand of friendship, but instead, Deji drew him towards him to whisper a note of warning to his ears. “Do not let anyone know that me I’m an
ex-convict. Let what happened four years ago
remain between us, do you understand?”
“Yes!” Martins answered soberly like a primary
school pupil who was being scolded by his
teacher.
“I’m still your friend, an old friend right?”
“Yes”
“Good”
“So what was it you said you wanted” Deji
asked, he pretended everything was okay
between them. However, Martins strange
reactions and inactiveness in front of Jamiu’s
flat had aroused suspicions from the spectators who were waiting for the commencement of the meeting.
“Martins what is going on?” the landlord finally broke the ice.
“Nothing sir” Martins answered even before the question was asked.
“Nothing ke! Na him you stand in front of
person flat like LASTMA when we they wait you here make meeting start”, Uju vented her
frustration.
“Oga Martins, you dey there they look like
person wey see ghost and you say nothing they do you”, Nneka added
“I just saw an old friend, I will be with you guys
in a jiffy”, Martins thought he was saving his
face, yet he was implicating himself more.
“Old friend? In Jamiu’s house? Oga Martins is
something wrong?” It was time for Runo to
raise an eyebrow
“Landlord na you cause am o! Na Gen wey you
allow am go off turn my oga to mumu”,
Sylvanus blurted out
” Jamiu don use him jazz turn am to robot” Uju added sarcastically. Martins continued
conversing with Deji amid the side remarks
from the tenants as the landlord remained
speechless
“This is strange! He’s just been there talking in
low tones with whoever is there”, it was time
for Mr Obong – the oldest man in the
gathering, to offer his own analysis to the
situation on ground.
“He doesn’t even appear to be listening to us”,
Mr. Okafor commented yet again
“Sylvanus na that babe him dey follow talk abi
another person dey that house?” Uju inquired.
“See question oh! No be here both of us dey
so?”
It appeared the landlord had seen enough of
the unfolding drama, “Martins!!!”
“Sir!”
“Are you under a spell?”
“I’m just trying to sort some things out” Jamiu
who had been in his room with Patricia all
along, came out to join Deji in the living room.
“Dejex wetin happen naa? Who be the lunatic
wey off my gen?”His sleepy eyes were able to
notice Martins’ presence at the door. “Who be
this one? Oga Martins you don come back?”
“Good morning Jamiu”
“Ah no say na only you fit get liver off gen for
this compound. Dejex wetin una dey yan naa?”
“Free the guy for me”
“Okay naa, abeg make una on the gen oh! make gbege no happen for this compound.”
“Guy enter room!” Deji gave a rejoinder.
Immediately, Jamiu sauntered into his room
while murmuring incoherent words. Martins
thought it was time to make his exit, “Please I
have to join the others for the meeting”
“Not until you put on that gen…”
“Of course.” Deji slammed the door on him as
Martins rambled back to the meeting place still in a confused state of mind.
“Finally! The spell has been broken” Runo
heaved a sigh of relief
“I’m sorry for taking your time, I was having a
chit chat with an old friend.” Martins’ response intrigued Mr. Okafor, “An old friend in Jamiu’s house? Who could that be?” Mr. Obong on the other hand was beginning to lose patience,
“Please can we start the meeting now?”
“Sure!”
“Martins!” Deji howled from the window of
Jamiu’s living room
“Sir?”
“I thought we had an agreement?”
“Oh the gen! ….sorry I totally forgot”, Martins
rose from his seat in the speed of light to the
chagrin of everyone present. “Just a minute
please…”
“Wetin happen again” Uju retorted. He walked
up to Jamiu’s generator house, and in less than a minute, Jamiu’s generator came alive again with a deafening sound that incapacitated everyone outside
“Chai! This Jamiu juju strong oh!” The small
crowd in the compound was held spellbound by their caretaker’s sudden weakness

Celebrities / Re: Terry G's Opinion On The Nationwide Protest by emmanuel2015: 5:12pm On Feb 01, 2017
NaijaFutbol:
we stand with Buhari
Not protesting because:
I am not IPOB I am not Shiite I am not IDP I am not Corrupt Judges The grass in my camp was not cut by Babachir's IT company The snake charmer's Dubai property is not my business
I dont need dollar, if e like make e reach N1,000 I dont buy fuel at N145 I no dey use Kerosene or cooking gas, not my business if e cost
Buhari is delivering what we brought him to deliver.
I am not protesting Jack!
in Japanese (IDIOTA)
Business / Re: Keystone Bank, MD In Trouble Over N4bn Illegal Transaction by emmanuel2015: 7:28am On Jan 31, 2017
Sowie
Religion / Re: Why We Won’t Accompany Apostle Suleman To DSS’ Office – CAN by emmanuel2015: 1:49pm On Jan 30, 2017
Ok
Webmasters / Re: #stop Looking Down On Bloggers... By Lexhansplace by emmanuel2015: 7:53am On Jan 30, 2017
3rd class dumb bloggers even after sch de copy lie so de get traffic

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