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As an igbo man, I will throw both my mum n wife life jackets/tubes/log of wood n den get d money.

Buh finally na mumsy sure pass

angryhumanbeing:
like i said, i hv been workn in another bank for some yrs b4 i entered this bank. So am just 5months old in this new bank. So i hv some cash wch i can invest in biz.

Get a spy pen with camera n bout 16gb memory card from Konga. Learn how to use it.
Record every encounter you have with him (when he asks u to do d work n when he insults u... I mean every meeting with him). When u've gotten enough video proof. Proceed to write a letter of complaint to your head office concerning ur plight. Don't send d Evidence yet until u r called for a panel. Present ur evidence. If u r on God's side(not d oda way round), d man will be wailing n u, smiling.

One more thing... Always wear a smile on your face. It will drive the manager nuts. Don't leave ur job because of him o... Obodo siri ike o without a job.. Stay where you are and fight like a man with a full sized scrotum... That technique helped me take care of a lecturer in my school...

Quite sorry to hear that. No one is perfect. That's 1 of ur wife's flaws. Many have suggested waking her up @ night. Wake her every 2hrs 30mins. I'm a biologist and I know it takes about 3hrs for urine to form. She should reduce the amount of water she takes every night. And just like one comment I read above, if she's having dreams every night, then you two should seek spiritual counseling and tackle this problem from both the spiritual and physical angles. As u wake her up, reassure her with words from the bottom of your heart. Let her know you love her all the time. Your words will go a long way to motivate her to live up to ur expectations.

One more thing... Never ever bring up this situation in an argument. Don't use it against her.

#goodluck and happyMarriedLife

I met a young lady not too long ago. Her
beauty was the type that could make you
forget what you wanted to tell her. But I
wasn't attracted by her beauty, it was the
way she dressed that caught my attention.

I walked up to her and dropped a humorous
line that made her eyes glow and her body
shake as she laughed her heart out. But I
wasn't there to entertain, so I dropped the
bombshell..

"Nne, I bet the guys that saw you today all
marveled at God's handwork. They couldn't
resist looking at you more than once.
Neither could I. As a matter of fact, I
couldn't resist talking to you. They say "the sun shines on the good and the bad". You were seen today by the good and the bad guys. The good guys can only but imagine spending time with you. The bad guys won't do that. They'll simply think of laying you forcefully cos they know you won't agree to sleep with them. They'll #Rape you. You surely don't want that to happen, do you? Next time you're about to leave your house, ask yourself "Will I be proud of my daughter if she's dressed the way I'm dressed now?"

She stood, mouth agape as I walked away..

To the ladies, no one goes around fire
expecting not to sweat. While you dress
provocatively, bear in mind that you're
attracting the good, the bad and the ugly.

Mr. CheeBooZoor
#MyTwoCents #TopicsBay

cc bravekid

Sup guys... Ah gat ma work and a lot of other girls by the side.. I'm taking my time to sieve out those girls who don't know what they want. I merely asked a question from a movie.

Emmmmm... That's all...

Lest I forget, I got better things to do with my time and head. if there's one woman I think about, it's surely my mum.

Some girls sha...

I had this friend. I've known her for bout 3 years. We were just casual friends. She started showing me the green light after we became close a couple of months ago.

So a few days back, I watched a movie "The Perfect Guy" and Morris Chestnut asked his friend a question in that movie

"Am I wasting my time with you?".

I took a cue from him and asked her same.

"Am I wasting my time with you?"

She's yet to give me a meaningful response, but I feel she's thinking I'm asking her out (I'm not. I just asked a simple ambiguous question) and doesn't wanna hurt my feelings when she says no, yet wants to make me a "Zonal Director" @ the friend zone..

What do y'all think?

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By the time this theme is through with you, you'll just dump it and find another one.

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Bro, even though I didnt click the link, I know u have a good article. Why not complete the article and tag a supermod so they can move it to the frontpage!

ur site design both mobile n desktop matters. Avoid drop down menus. Avoid too much images. Dont copy and paste. Write ur own content. I can write original posts 4 u. U get facebook page?

sinkhole:
It is the head that realy matters. The brain clock will still register 90yrs and the body will still die when its suppose to die! The material body could be moved but the consciousness in the material body may not be moved.
My own problem is the confussion that will arise; you see the person you know well but he completely has the mind of another person!

Exactly. You need to watch the movie Selfless.

Who will kill who?

I can type very fast but I'm not in Lagos. I'm in the eastern part of the country. If you'd love to have a virtual typist, I'd be willing to help. I'll type and send the documents via email. Here's my email littlegattlins@gmail.com

Interested writer here. I can curate articles for you. Littlegattlins@gmail.com

Google yomiprof and visit his site. You will find what you're looking for.

Hello Sir, its quite disheartening to hear about your experiences. I indicated interest in writing for you but never got accepted and I stopped when I started seeing new posts on the site. I am currently writing for a new blog I launched in partnership with my friend. And need I say, I've be guzzling articles on SEO friendly blog posts.. I'd love to write for you. When do I get to start?

I suppose you know the cost of Facebook ads. You should split the cost of the ads and the workmanship. Tell them what you'd like them to pay you. Dont make it too high or too low. Something moderate between 2k to 5k. I tell you, sooner than later they'll be running after you with more jobs

we vote our choice, they settle in court

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sum1 adultnapped some1

U can only get tokumbo golf 3 or a chrysler sebring for less than 600k. I suggest golf 4 tho.

Using opera mini on ur phone, login to your facebook account. Go to settings and privacy tab(bottom of d page), deactivate active apps by clicking on the apps tab.. Control what is posted on your timeline by clicking on d timeline tab.

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