₦airaland Forum

May Allah make it easy for on that day

The same way bail is free and you guys are still charging for bail.

This has clearly shows the politician did not believe in people votes during election rather they believe in ringing of an election. They believe once you are in a ruling party it automatic for you to win an election, weather people votes for you or not. What a country

We are told once the subsidy is removed, their will be more money for infrastructure, health and economic, why are they still borrowing?
This is a case of one chance aswear

I spit on EFCC 100 times.
Are they this useless now
i think it's high they scrap the agency or rename it Naira Abuse And Petition Agency(NAPA).
They are yet to settle VDM issue, here they are arresting under age boy.

Is she the first wife or second wife??
If she is the second wife, does the first wife approved the marriage with her husband??

Normal people suppose be sleeping my 1 a.m.
Why will couple be fighting by 1 a.m?
I'm still imagining it how will a man pick a knife 🗡️ or anything at to hit his wife, what kind of marriage is that.
RIP to the her

Edo State has the most bad road in Nigeria.
From Kogi state to portharcourt took me almost 10hrs because of bad within Edo state.
The state Governor is not trying at all.

Mpcoll001:
Wahala

I need 4pc of those cap how can I get it

Bishop Yul.....

I greet you specially

How is your 2nd wife doing.

My regards

horsepower102:
More photos of Innoson cars. This company is not playing

pls how can I get a contact of innoson marketers I need this red monster hilux

Guy pls becareful the kind of fish you eat at Kilimanjaro trans amadi portharcourt branch, I ate fish their this morning, the fish so bad and sawer, the manager has the audacity to asked why am I complaining. The manager attitude toward my complain was so disgusting. Heading to hospital to flush my system now....

Please be careful guys

Thisis2raw:
Omehia messed with wrong person, make him go beg atiku to give am ₦695million to pay rivers state govt back. Or risk going to jail.

omehia dey wey he dey Wike call him give am tittle formal governor and pay him entitlement, he no collect am by force oo... Wike and his assembly are on the loose,

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Requirements;
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-Must have at least 3 years experience
-Must have a good communication skills.

3. Farm Attendants
Requirement;
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-Must be smart.
-Must be a fast learner.

LOCATION
Abuja.

METHOD OF APPLICATION.
Send your CV with a covering note to info@aleeaqee.com

Before they are apprehended, we are all thinking it was Fulani herds that carried out kidnapping in yoruba land

I just received below on my phone, please anybody with idea if it's real, or received similar sms.

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[They should kill all of them, which prisonquote author=OmoOgunOriginal post=101238582]This is good news. Now JUSUN should please call off strike so that they can charge them to court. 25 years in prison please[/quote]

NEXT TIME IGBOS CALL YORUBAS COWARDS, BETRAYALS, SHOW THEM THIS POST...
During the June 12, 1993 Presidential election, Abiola won only Anambra State, the other South East States voted for Tofa (a northerner). Cross River, Delta, Edo voted for Abiola. An Igbo person (Arthur Nzeribe) got an overnight black-market judgment to annul Abiola's election; when it was becoming obvious that he would win.
Note that the Igbo man together with a northerner (the judge) and military dictator IBB(another northerner) saw to the annulment of the election. I need not remind you that the Electoral Chairman (Professor Humphrey Nwosu ) at that time was also an Igbo man. In 2008 he published a book in which he claimed that Babangida was not to blame for annulling the election.
During the fights to restore democracy, great Nigerians like Frank Kokori, Alfred Rewane, Ken Saro Wiwa, Kudirat Abiola, Gani Fawehinmi, Abraham Adesanya, Wole Soyinka and other democracy activists fought against Abacha. Some of them were killed, others hounded out of the country, Odumegwu Ojukwu and his colleagues were busy frolicking with Abacha, he even traveled to the US at a time to shore up the image of Abacha (a northerner who was trying to turn himself into a democratic life-president).
That reminds me, another "Kanu" back then organized the "Youth Earnestly Ask for Abacha" rally. Onyeka Onwenu sang the praises of Abacha at the rally.
These guys wined and dined with the conservative northern oligarchs back in the day; but now that the arrangement is no longer suitable, they think burning down the country should be the only way out. Me think, that is childish; only infants try to scatter the game when they lose.
Till date, no Yoruba group has come out to call Igbo people "betrayals", "cowards" or "animals" for the action of some Igbo elites. We understand that the elites do not represent an entire ethnic group.
Next time, they call Yoruba people betrayals show them this post; next time they call us cowards, tell them, the only successful offensive ever undertaken by Biafra against Nigerian territory was led by a Yoruba man, Victor Banjo. Remind them also that cowards don't build empires.
They should also be reminded that their enemy is not the man from the other tribe, but their own "elites". They should learn to hold their leaders to account.
Olu Adegoke

History is truly beautiful
Via Ebenezer Oyetakin

If you like call me names am not afonja, but I believe in history....

this pastor is high on weed

I Don't Know Nnamdi Kanu - Trump

"I never said anything about the Nigerian guy called Nnamdi Kanu... I don't even know him, never met him before... who is he? Does he live in New York? Is he an immigrant folk? Nigeria is a sovereign state, they have their issues to deal with, we have ours to make America great again folks... "

~ Donald Trump, US President-elect, speaking on Fox News

chaiiii, brother will be shouting anyhow today, because Chelsea no win,

felsunseg:
lol can you then transfer the bride price and wedding items, Aso-ebi, family, friends and well wishers that well attend to another suitor. lol will it be fair enough. I voted for Audu/Faleke not Yaya. He is not my true representative. this not right from my own point of view. Yahaya is not the people's choice but the parties own. I've said enough, and now let Kogi State suffering officially begin.

remember Both Audu and Faleke are party choice before the people!!!!

TonyeBarcanista:
Lol but this one no be husband and wife matter...

BTW Na Faleke I feel should inherit the votes.

Faleke can't not inherit the votes, because his boss Audu is not yet declared winner when he kick the bucket, and secondly the votes belong to party not individual. since Bello participated in the primary and he is the second run up the party has make a wise decision to step into Audu shoe.
if not Tinubu Afonja, Faleke shouldn't be running mate to Audu in the first place.

TonyeBarcanista:
Yes of course

impossible, because she is not his wife yet, doing so will be out of mercy or familiarity

is a very simple judgement. it goes like this
if a man suppose to marry woman by 12pm and he die 7am same day of his wedding, can the woman share in the man properties?

this is the parable of kogi state judgement today

You got billions from bank without collateral using your political influence. You put half into your business and spent the other half on exotic cars, jewelries' etc. Your business employs 100 people normally. You get illegal waivers and concessions to import raw materials at rocket bottom prices, you get over inflated contract to supply government some goods your company produce....in short your company is kept afloat by corruption.

Now the new Sherriff in town say no more ridiculous waiver, no more inflated contracts, no more bank loans without collateral, in fact its time you or your company pay off the billions of debt owed.....AMCON takes over your company, staff are laid off......
And you go on air and say the new sheriff is killing business and causing unemployment..

The truth is....you and your company were never in business, you were only feeding off the system. Too many companies and banks are funded by corruption. Remove corruption from the system and they collapse.......and we end up blaming the person that remove corruption for the collapse of the corrupt company.

Its like our system and corruption are so interwoven and un-separatable that removing one will kill the other. Maybe we should tolerate and learn to live with corruption so that Nigeria can survive?

-BIODUN ADEWUYA

Killing everywhere. RIP

From the last picture see their faces are they from Nigeria

MARRIAGE SOFTWARE....*

I laughed after reading this, think I should share the humour.

To
Systems Analyst -
(Marriage Software Div);

Dear Systems Analyst,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.

In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected.

Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.
.
I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?

.... The Systems Analyst replied:

Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program.

Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.

Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See Manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can.

When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the.........
C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.

To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 6.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 10.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.

BEST WISHES!

Yours,"
Systems Analyst.

MARRIAGE SOFTWARE....*

I laughed after reading this, think I should share the humour.

To
Systems Analyst -
(Marriage Software Div);

Dear Systems Analyst,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.

In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected.

Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.
.
I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?

.... The Systems Analyst replied:

Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program.

Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.

Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See Manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can.

When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the.........
C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.

To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 6.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 10.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.

BEST WISHES!

Yours,"
Systems Analyst.

MARRIAGE SOFTWARE....*

I laughed after reading this, think I should share the humour.

To
Systems Analyst -
(Marriage Software Div);

Dear Systems Analyst,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.

In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected.

Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.
.
I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?

.... The Systems Analyst replied:

Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program.

Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.

Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See Manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can.

When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the.........
C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.

To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 6.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 10.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.

BEST WISHES!

Yours,"
Systems Analyst.