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Edo State has the most bad road in Nigeria. From Kogi state to portharcourt took me almost 10hrs because of bad within Edo state. The state Governor is not trying at all. |
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Mpcoll001:I need 4pc of those cap how can I get it 1 Like |
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Bishop Yul..... I greet you specially How is your 2nd wife doing. My regards 1 Like |
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horsepower102:pls how can I get a contact of innoson marketers I need this red monster hilux |
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Guy pls becareful the kind of fish you eat at Kilimanjaro trans amadi portharcourt branch, I ate fish their this morning, the fish so bad and sawer, the manager has the audacity to asked why am I complaining. The manager attitude toward my complain was so disgusting. Heading to hospital to flush my system now.... Please be careful guys |
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Thisis2raw:omehia dey wey he dey Wike call him give am tittle formal governor and pay him entitlement, he no collect am by force oo... Wike and his assembly are on the loose, |
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ALEE-AQEE AGRO NIG. LTD is recruiting suitable persons into the following positions: 1. Farm Manager: Requirement; -Must obtained at least Bsc/HND in Agric. -Must have at least 3 years experience in farm management. -Must be computer literate. 2. Farm Supervisor: Requirements; -Must possessed at least ND/NCE in Agric/Business Admin. Bsc/HND is added advantage. -Must have at least 3 years experience -Must have a good communication skills. 3. Farm Attendants Requirement; -Must possessed at least WAEC. -Must be smart. -Must be a fast learner. LOCATION Abuja. METHOD OF APPLICATION. Send your CV with a covering note to info@aleeaqee.com 1 Like |
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Before they are apprehended, we are all thinking it was Fulani herds that carried out kidnapping in yoruba land 3 Likes |
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I just received below on my phone, please anybody with idea if it's real, or received similar sms. CENTURY21FG: PH EMPOWERMENT APPROVED Congratulotions, Based on recommdation by your LGA ALLOCATION, You are among those selected to be beneficiaries of our NGO global financial campaign. Orientation Date :SATURDAY 2/10/2021 Reg No: 541CE/SRI/0712HW TIME: 11AM VENUE: NENGI BIO SUPERMARKET(LAST FLOOR) CLOSE TO LASMALL HOTEL, RUMUKALAGBOR/ ELEKAHIA LINK RD PH. FOR ANY ENQUIRY YOU CAN CALL BACK BE HERE ON TIME, FIRST COME FIRST SERVE. |
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Still open, application closing on Tuesday |
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Secretary Needed Urgently at ALEE-AQEE AGRO LTD. Abuja. Requirements: 1. Must hold at least ND in Public Administration, Business Administration, Office Technology, Computer Science and Agricultural Technology. 2. Must have basic knowledge on Computer. 3. Must reside in Abuja. Interested persons should forward his/her CV to: info@aleeaqee.com |
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[They should kill all of them, which prisonquote author=OmoOgunOriginal post=101238582]This is good news. Now JUSUN should please call off strike so that they can charge them to court. 25 years in prison please [/quote] |
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NEXT TIME IGBOS CALL YORUBAS COWARDS, BETRAYALS, SHOW THEM THIS POST... During the June 12, 1993 Presidential election, Abiola won only Anambra State, the other South East States voted for Tofa (a northerner). Cross River, Delta, Edo voted for Abiola. An Igbo person (Arthur Nzeribe) got an overnight black-market judgment to annul Abiola's election; when it was becoming obvious that he would win. Note that the Igbo man together with a northerner (the judge) and military dictator IBB(another northerner) saw to the annulment of the election. I need not remind you that the Electoral Chairman (Professor Humphrey Nwosu ) at that time was also an Igbo man. In 2008 he published a book in which he claimed that Babangida was not to blame for annulling the election. During the fights to restore democracy, great Nigerians like Frank Kokori, Alfred Rewane, Ken Saro Wiwa, Kudirat Abiola, Gani Fawehinmi, Abraham Adesanya, Wole Soyinka and other democracy activists fought against Abacha. Some of them were killed, others hounded out of the country, Odumegwu Ojukwu and his colleagues were busy frolicking with Abacha, he even traveled to the US at a time to shore up the image of Abacha (a northerner who was trying to turn himself into a democratic life-president). That reminds me, another "Kanu" back then organized the "Youth Earnestly Ask for Abacha" rally. Onyeka Onwenu sang the praises of Abacha at the rally. These guys wined and dined with the conservative northern oligarchs back in the day; but now that the arrangement is no longer suitable, they think burning down the country should be the only way out. Me think, that is childish; only infants try to scatter the game when they lose. Till date, no Yoruba group has come out to call Igbo people "betrayals", "cowards" or "animals" for the action of some Igbo elites. We understand that the elites do not represent an entire ethnic group. Next time, they call Yoruba people betrayals show them this post; next time they call us cowards, tell them, the only successful offensive ever undertaken by Biafra against Nigerian territory was led by a Yoruba man, Victor Banjo. Remind them also that cowards don't build empires. They should also be reminded that their enemy is not the man from the other tribe, but their own "elites". They should learn to hold their leaders to account. Olu Adegoke History is truly beautiful Via Ebenezer Oyetakin If you like call me names am not afonja, but I believe in history.... 18 Likes 5 Shares |
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this pastor is high on weed 3 Likes |
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I Don't Know Nnamdi Kanu - Trump "I never said anything about the Nigerian guy called Nnamdi Kanu... I don't even know him, never met him before... who is he? Does he live in New York? Is he an immigrant folk? Nigeria is a sovereign state, they have their issues to deal with, we have ours to make America great again folks... " ~ Donald Trump, US President-elect, speaking on Fox News 8 Likes 1 Share |
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chaiiii, brother will be shouting anyhow today, because Chelsea no win, |
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felsunseg:remember Both Audu and Faleke are party choice before the people!!!! |
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TonyeBarcanista:Faleke can't not inherit the votes, because his boss Audu is not yet declared winner when he kick the bucket, and secondly the votes belong to party not individual. since Bello participated in the primary and he is the second run up the party has make a wise decision to step into Audu shoe. if not Tinubu Afonja, Faleke shouldn't be running mate to Audu in the first place. |
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TonyeBarcanista:impossible, because she is not his wife yet, doing so will be out of mercy or familiarity 12 Likes |
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is a very simple judgement. it goes like this if a man suppose to marry woman by 12pm and he die 7am same day of his wedding, can the woman share in the man properties ![]() this is the parable of kogi state judgement today 45 Likes 1 Share |
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You got billions from bank without collateral using your political influence. You put half into your business and spent the other half on exotic cars, jewelries' etc. Your business employs 100 people normally. You get illegal waivers and concessions to import raw materials at rocket bottom prices, you get over inflated contract to supply government some goods your company produce....in short your company is kept afloat by corruption. Now the new Sherriff in town say no more ridiculous waiver, no more inflated contracts, no more bank loans without collateral, in fact its time you or your company pay off the billions of debt owed.....AMCON takes over your company, staff are laid off...... And you go on air and say the new sheriff is killing business and causing unemployment.. The truth is....you and your company were never in business, you were only feeding off the system. Too many companies and banks are funded by corruption. Remove corruption from the system and they collapse.......and we end up blaming the person that remove corruption for the collapse of the corrupt company. Its like our system and corruption are so interwoven and un-separatable that removing one will kill the other. Maybe we should tolerate and learn to live with corruption so that Nigeria can survive? -BIODUN ADEWUYA |
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Killing everywhere. RIP From the last picture see their faces are they from Nigeria ![]() 1 Like |
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MARRIAGE SOFTWARE....* I laughed after reading this, think I should share the humour. To Systems Analyst - (Marriage Software Div); Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline. . I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help? .... The Systems Analyst replied: Dear Customer, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See Manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the......... C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 6.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 10.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started). DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH. BEST WISHES! Yours," Systems Analyst. 1 Like |
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MARRIAGE SOFTWARE....* I laughed after reading this, think I should share the humour. To Systems Analyst - (Marriage Software Div); Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline. . I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help? .... The Systems Analyst replied: Dear Customer, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See Manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the......... C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 6.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 10.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started). DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH. BEST WISHES! Yours," Systems Analyst. |
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MARRIAGE SOFTWARE....* I laughed after reading this, think I should share the humour. To Systems Analyst - (Marriage Software Div); Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline. . I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help? .... The Systems Analyst replied: Dear Customer, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See Manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the......... C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 6.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 10.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started). DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH. BEST WISHES! Yours," Systems Analyst. |
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Hmmmmm... Only Nigeria a house of Representative representing people of Lagos will be fighting to be governor in Kogi state... Na wa ohhhh |
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I thought fayose said Aisha Buhari can not enter USA ![]() 3 Likes |
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I thought fayose said Aisha Buhari can not enter USA ![]() 3 Likes |
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Are you Ambulance...... ![]() kolikay: 1 Like |
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What a pity, when you have an existing state university you claim their is no found to run.... Dickson, if you are not a fool what are you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 4 Likes |
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Name Checker Association of Nigeria.... Reporting from portharcourt..... Na them, by their name we know their handwork and what they are specialize in exporting... NCAN ajah and Abuja branch food don done ooo Over!!! 5 Likes 1 Share |
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-Then President Jonathan sacked the President of the Appeal court because he refused to compromise on the case involving the ruling party and ruling that forensic examination be allowed on materials used for the 2011 Presidential election. Even when the NJC asked that he be reinstated, Jonathan refused yet, he is your HERO OF DEMOCRACY. - All the security details attached to then Speaker of House of Representatives, Aminu Waziri Tambuwal were withdrawn by the Federal Government led by Jonathan yet, you still didn't see any reason not to worship him. - For weeks in 2014, the Governor of Kano State kept shouting that security aides posted to watch over the state house were recalled as a result of orders from above, not once did you accuse Jonathan of tyranny. - For appointing Sanusi Lamido as Emir of Kano which was within the rights and powers of the Kano State Government, Jonathan ordered security agents to lay siege at the Emir's palace. For days, the Emir operated from the Kano State Government House. You didn't call Jonathan by the dictatorship that he was acting out then. - Jonathan withdrew the security details attached to then Governor Amaechi, Jonathan grounded the plane of Amaechi, Jonathan masterminded and hugely supported the division and crisis in the Rivers State House of Assembly, Jonathan allowed his wife to govern Rivers from Abuja, Jonathan used Mbu to embarrass and harass a sitting Governor, Jonathan crippled Rivers because Amaechi was the Governor yet, you still see Jonathan as a demigod. - In this same country, we saw how Jonathan supported the destruction of the once vibrant Governors' Forum by supporting 16 against 19 yet, you see him as one decent man who should be seen as a Hero. - We have not forgotten how Jonathan used state power to prevent sitting Governors from reaching a part of the country to support the reelection of one of their own because they were in the opposition and you who is laying claim to fairness and pretending to love Democracy still claim you miss this same character. - In this same country, we saw the circulation of an undisputed video by an army officer detailing how soldiers were used to rig the election in Ekiti State to favour the thug governing the state today and yet, you see same Jonathan who was Commander in Chief of all these barbarism as decent enough to be called a hero. - In his desperation to see the Governor Nyako impeached, The Presidency under Jonathan had the accounts of Adamawa State frozen. A State Government account oh and not personal account of the Governor and not once did you condemn the action nor call Jonathan the dictator he clearly was then. - Same Jonathan you can almost worship today single handedly denied his then state Governor the right to seek the nomination of his party because he had personal grievances against him yet, you never for once accused him of abuse of power. - For the first time in our history as a country, the CBN Governor was unilaterally sacked by the President without following the due process of our law because he asked questions regarding careless stealing of the nation's money supervised and supported by Jonathan yet, you never called Jonathan the dictator he clearly was. - As far as I can remember, the only people EFCC managed to temporarily wake up from their five years slumber under Jonathan to work on were those who criticized him and as soon as they changed gear, EFCC return back to their slumber yet, not once did you accuse him of bias nor selectivity. As far as I know, Fayose is yet to deny that he received the alleged money traced to his account from Dasuki. What he is crying over is immunity and you who has never seen one million naira cash of your own is busy supporting him and shouting persecution. As you always say then, use the courts. That you now call Buhari a Dictator while you still worship Jonathan must surely be giving the devil hope that he may not actually........Stop making a fool of yourself. 1 Like 1 Share |
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