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sparkle4u:
Thanks, waiting for more updates. I hope it have a happy ending?

you are welcome dearie, we are still on it... More updates coming up soon after church.

sparkle4u:
You are welcome my queen

updated already...

I woke up early the next day feeling good about last night, normally Kizzo would wake me up so we could go take our bath but this tym around I woke him and William up and they were suprised. We set out for the mami, while on our way I was busy playing my runtown (mad over you) the guyz were just wondering what is wrong with me, they would have asked if not that dey were a bit angry at me for waking them up a little bit before tym lol. We got there took our baths I payed nd we left for the hostel, wore our white and white nd headed out for the parade ground, I got to my Platoon and was standing at the back as usual praise and worship has already started so I joined them. While slapping nd singing i felt a push at my side Wen I looked it was Lara I smiled and said you like sleeping too much see the time u coming nd she gave me that look that says Yimu for you lol. So she was standing close to me and we looked at each other from tym to tym, so after the prayers it was tym for the OBS to do their thing. They announced that our sport activities will be starting that day, the volleyball game for the girls, the football game for the guyz the ten platoons will play against each other and the match past. So I asked her about the volleyball team and she said she was no longer interested nd I looked at her and said lazy ass and she said if I throw you punch ehn and we both laughed. We were briefly interrupted my our Platoon commander Mr solomon and he was so serious that morning about the sport activities, he said we should put ourselves together for the betterment of our Platoon. He said for the volleyball team that they should try their best, before that day they have been practicing same with the football team but I only joined them twice so I wasn't selected to play in our first game. Mr solomon took charge of the match past himself he was so serious about it and he wanted to win it. So after he was thru talking to us it was already daybreak so he started coaching those he selected for the matching and the girls went to the volleyball court, but before now Lara has been telling me about her American friend Ola, another thing i so like about Lara is that she can Gist you ehn, Lara will tell you about something that happened when she was in two hundred level and it will be like it happened yesterday, she is so full of life and you can never get bored around her, that is if she's free with you, so she said she boarded the same bus with Ola from Lagos nd while they were in the bus Ola will be talking using an American accent nd everyone in the bus will give dis awkward look like, who this one dey form for Na, she said even she thought the girl was forming not until she got to know her better and she got to know that Ola schooled in America that's why she speaks that way at times. So we decided to go to the volleyball court we got there and were watching the girls playing, most of them weren't dat Gud but some were really trying. We got bored watching nd I told her come let's go over to the mami to chow and we left there, while on our way to the mami we were just talking nd laughing nurging and pushing each other, peeps were just looking at us and i noticed we were becoming very popular in camp and am getting popular because of her, we were hanging out all day almost every day. Nd I notice that there's no day dat goes by without a minimum of 4 to 5 guys must approach her in camp, because if how beautiful she is and how she carries herself, if we are walking she will say Mitch you see dat dark guy on shades he approached me yesterday saying do you know you are very beautiful but each tym I see you ur always with a guy, you are never alone so I guess today is my lucky day, and he said some other stuffs and asked for my number and I was like ehhn like seriously? What do they even see in you, it's not that you're even fine sef. When I said dis I laughed and she chased me a little, the truth is dat she's really fine but I don't want to be telling her to avoid her feeling herself too much. I was telling her before but when I do instead of her to say thanks Mitch, she will say yes naw Na me naw that kinda thing, she can famz herself ehhn. So we got to the restaurant and ordered, I ordered for fried and jollof rice mixed with salad and meat, while she ordered for jollof rice plantain and meat. I was like Wat about salad and she said she doesn't like Salad I was a bit shocked bt she likes plantain so much, and I said look at you tushed fine geh like you, you don't eat salad and she gave me that look once more and we both laughed. After eating we left the mami and was just chilling under a tree close to her hostel, it's our favorite chilling spot, so I said Lara it's amazing how we have gotten so close within this short time, and during this time of us being together you have made my days in camp worthwhile, I was just looking into her beautiful brown eyes while I talk, nd she bursted my head with Wat she said next, she said yes naw, na me naw, do you think it's easy to be chilling with a hot chic like me and not feel Wat you are feeling nd I was like ooooo nd she stood up nd ran thinking I wanted to chase her and I said don't worry I won't say anything again. She was like sorry naw I won't feel myself again, she sat down and we started talking about ourselves and getting to know each other well nd our family backgrounds, she told me about her past relationship life and I did too, while all dis was going on I noticed that there was a bond growing between us, she's more free with me and I was wit her too. While we were there Kizzo called me dat we should meet up in the Mami to eat Cuz we normally eat together and I told him I already ate nd he was suprised and I told him am with Lara so he quickly understood nd said bad guy later things he hung up. Me being with Lara felt like it should never end, it was all I wanted, and she was all I wanted in a lady, beautiful, smart, intelligent, jovial, and honest. She poseses all this attributes so tell me why won't i want to be with her? So we chilled for some time and she said she needed to go sleep a little nd I teased her about liking sleep too much and she said yes joor so I told her we will see in the afternoon parade , I saw her off to her hostel front and we had a lite hug and she walked inside. I called Kizzo and asked if they were still at the Mami nd said yes so i went ahead to join them.

Angelswt:
anticipating

Here it's comes dear...

Lol okay guyz thanks for coming out of ur ghost mode... Updates coming up soon...

Silent readers Hmmmm, you guyz should leave ghost mode and make this thread more active plz...

Core 2 lappy for 40k, guy you strong ooo...

oseka101:
we are waiting oohh....

yeah updated already...

So later that evening by past 7 I called her and asked her if she was ready and she said she was, so I was waiting for her in front of her hostel while Kizzo and William had gone to the mami to wait for us. So while waiting for her to show up, I saw some guyz in my Platoon that has been seeing me and her together and they said, you don dey wait for her Abi I just looked at them and smiled. So I sat down in our usual place and was waiting for her, then I felt soft hands over my face from behind and it smelled just like her, I knew it was her but acted like I didn't. So the more I tried to move my head or adjust to see who it was, the more she tighten her grip, so I said who is this better show urself or I will I didn't complete the statement nd I just stretched my hands backwards nd grabbed her soft sweet waterbed ass Mehn I didn't feel like letting go, immediately she let go of my face nd freed herself from my grip on her ass and I looked at her and acted Surprised, Ohh am so sorry I didn't know it was you I was thinking it was someone else and we both laughed and I stood up nd said Am sorry I grabbed ur fine ass the way I did but it was so smooth and soft that I didn't wanna let go She looked up at me and said naughty boy come on let's go joor, So I held her hands like am crossing a child through an express way nd we were walking down to the mami like two newly found love birds. We got to the mami and located Kizzo and William, they were all smiles wen they saw the way I held my Lara and we got to where they were and she greeted them and I shooked hands with my them, Kizzo started bursting her head, telling her how she's the most beautiful lady in the bar that nite and she was just smiling, they were already on their second bottles, so I asked Lara Wat brand she's taking nd she said malt nd I was like nah, there won't be any malt on this table tonight, She said she does not really do alcohol and even if she wants to take it will be smirnoff ice, and i said smirn off ice it is then, she nw said she hasn't taken it in a while and I told her no fear am here for you nd we all laughed. One thing I like about the Guinness stand in camp was that they were organized and their drinks are always very chilled, they have drinks that other shops don't have like Jack Daniels, Ciroc, Red label and a host of others So they brought our drinks and we started drinking and talking, I excused myself went to get some suya Wen I got back they were already on their third bottles. I was like guyz Una just leave me dey blaze dey go William laughed, I sat down and we started chowing the suya I noticed that Lara is a very slow eater when it comes to meat, when I would be on my 5th piece of meat she was still on her first, and I was like beb Wats up u don't like the meat nd she said her teeths are small nd she gets Lil pains in her gum when she eats fast and for long, and truly she has very small and fine set of teeths. So the Dj was on his game that night and everywhere was filled up, we were all gisting, laughing and having a good time, some times she catches me stealing glances at her, I was just happy to have her by my side, she also is a character she can whine for Africa ehn, She started wit William telling him how she likes he's beards and how he's one of the most cutest guys in camp, Baba was just blushing and I was like dey dia dey shine teeth like Goat, she just dey whine u and Lara said no joor can't u see how handsomely cute he he's I just wished he was a bit taller and immediately she that we all started laughing, it was then William knew she was Whinning him. She now continued with Kizzo and there is something abt Lara nd Kizzo Wen ever we were all together, Kizzo won't allow her to rest he will be disturbing her, dey will be countering each other for different reasons and it's always fun to watch them. So I was on my second bottle nd they were on their fourth, Lara rejected taking another smirnoff ice so she was just enjoying the company of me and my guys, we were also enjoying her company too even the guyz that were seated close to us had their eyes on her, she will be like Mitch see dat Fair guy the one wit an iPhone, he has been looking at me for a while now and am just tired of his eyes on me I will smile nd say, so You don't know that you are like honey and bees are like guyz, they are attracted to you, Wen I said dis my guyz started laughing and hailing me She just gave me dat lady kinda look nd smiled, I was about ordering for my third bottle when we heard the sound of the bigle being blown, and everybody was just angry those soldiers wey no get one single joy for body, the small joy wey we get dey wan come collect am. So we had to go, everybody has to leave the mami so we left, from the mami to her hostel is like an 6 minute walk but we made it a 15 minutes walk, I told my guyz I will meet them up in the hostel so I saw Lara off we were walking down slowly nd talking, holding hands closely and it felt so good. It's true dat opposite attracts, When ever her hands are cold, mine will be warm and when mine is cold hers will be warm and we noticed this about ourselves, We were now close to her hostel nd peeps were everywhere, most of the females are going to their hostel while others are standing talking with guyz they were with in the mami, So we talked a bit, standing very close to each other, inside of me I know there's more to her nd I was gonna find out, so the soldiers started coming close to chase us, so we had to say our gudbyes for the night, but deep inside we didn't feel like letting go of each other. So we had a lite hug and she walked into her hostel and I felt good about that night and about myself, Then I walked down to my hostel feeling very good about myself, brought out my phone nd started playing my favorite song walked into the hostel nd was feeling very happy, Kizzo nd William came to me nd they were like guy am happy for you bro that girl Is worth every time and penny you spent on her. But dis one wey u just dey happy dey play Logic for ur fone Abi Una do anything, I just kept silent n was doing my dancing steps got to where my bed was jumped on it, brought out my earpiece and was listening to mad over you by rundown and was thinking about how the night went nd I slept off, Dat night was lit guyz...

Macjayboy:
More now

sorry for the delay in updating guyz, was busy all thru yesterday at my ppa and hostel plus the electricity supply here in sapele is not so good. Will try as soon as possible to update.

I felt a soft soft tap on my legs and Wen I opened my eyes it was Kizzo telling me the afternoon bigle has been blown, so I got up washed my face put on my jungle boots nd we headed out to the parade ground. We got there and separated as usual then I went over to chill at the back with some guyz, not up to ten minutes I saw her coming looking all set up with her sun shades on because the sun was hot. There's something about Lara each tym I see her I feel a deep rush inside me, I just wanna be with her Cuz she's worth being with, there's something about Lagos tushed girls, I mean the real Lagos tushed girls not the ones forming to be tushed. There's a way she carries herself, she has this lady kinda carriage which I like so much and she walks in a very classy way. So she saw me and walked towards where I was wit the guyz greated them and smacked me a Lil nd we both smiled and I said hope u slept well Cuz she likes to sleep ehn, nd I use to tease her about it Cuz there was a day we were in one of those long five hours boring lectures nd she was so tired dat she slept off close to me. So all of a sudden I saw an NYSC official coming with a guy, the guy was holding a white paper in his hands, it had don't sleep during lectures written on it so I did not see them on time I would have told her to sit up. But it was too late the man caught a guy sleeping then gave him the paper to look for the next person sleeping nd give it to the person, unluckily it was my Lara they came nd woke her up she was so far gone and he gave her the paper to go round nd look for the next person sleeping nd give it out. Lucky for her there was a guy comfortably sleeping on a chair and she went to him woke him up and handed the paper to him. She came back looking all sleepy and sweating and I just couldn't help but to laugh hard and she give me a naughty spank. So Wen I said Hop u slept well she just remembered that day and laughed, Lara is a very good geh as she used to call herself, she's very lively, easy going, respectful and loving. All these qualities are Wat I enjoyed while in camp with her and I on the other hand Haba I get qualities too Na, I was very caring, loving, looking out for her, making her laugh in the best way I can Cuz she likes to have a good laugh nd I give it to her for free, all in all we were good together and we looked good together. After the afternoon parade I called her and told her I wanted her to meet up with my friends and she said no probs, so I called Kizzo and William and they were very delighted that they will be meeting her officially, so I took her across the field nd we sat down under the tree I told Kizzo where we were he came I introduced him to Lara and vice versa, they kicked off nd started talking immediately Kizzo my crazy friend started cracking her up so she was laughing and I like hearing her laugh . Moments later William came nd I did the same thing nd it was all good they liked her, nd she gave William a name she calls him cutie Cuz he's a cute guy but hight messed him up a little bt it didn't matter. So we were all gisting and having a good time, then we took a stroll nd it was getting dark and I invited Lara to come join us at the Mami that night nd guess what...

oseka101:
Hmmmm nice write up .. Your story is full of uncertainties which is very good....

Thanks bro...

So the next day we woke up by 3am went to the mami and took our bath, then came back to the hostel to get dressed. We have understood the routine of the soldiers so before they come and start displaying and showing themselves, we would already be strolling down to the parade ground, so we got to the parade ground, I went to my Platoon, William is in Platoon 5 while Kizzo is in Platoon 9 so we went to our different platoons. So after the morning prayers the (OBS) ORIENTATION BROADCASTING SERVICE were doing the normal announcement, so after dat we were told to wait by our Platoon commander Solomon so while waiting, I felt a very sweet soft touch on my hands and when I looked it was Lara, Mehn my body just begin dey sweet me like say dey add sugar inside drip give me. She was so soft and sweet looking beautiful as ever, and she said hey Mitch good morning and I replied, while we were talking peeps were just looking at us Cuz she doesn't really flow with guyz dat much in camp. So before she could say anything I brought out my phone and said Lara you know dis camp is very big and I can't be looking for you up and down as if you are owing me money, so Hop you don't mind me getting ur number, she looked at me smiled nd input her digit and gave me back my phone. In my mind I was like yeah stage one concluded, after solomon finished talking we were thru so I asked her to join me to have breakfast but she declined I pressured but she said no, bt I wasn't surprised I wasn't expecting her to jump on the offer like dat, plus she's a classy girl who likes buying her chow herself . So me and my guyz went to eat and after that we went over to finish our registration, collected our kaki, white short and tops, jungle boots nd tennis shoes. After that we went to the tailor to adjust them Cuz dey were oversize we did dat nd went back to the hostel to chill. I later called her to know how she was doing and to know if she had eaten, den I slept till when it was tym for the afternoon parade.

oseka101:
hehehe well this aspect i suspect small fiction.....

Nah bro anything you read here is 100% true Cuz it happend, that's why am sharing with you guyz...

ped007:
Guys!!!
Frankly speaking, I pray never to 'fall' my fellow guy hand in public cos of a 'bit*h'...
That was so wrong... The 'two-two both of una f-up' sha (in my Warri pple language)...
Nice gist (learning how to maintain myself in camp)

you are right bro, but that particular guy thinks he can do whatever he wants and gets away with it, Dats why i did it, although it was wrong but it felt right lol.

badinfluence:
You said you were on plain clothes in camp till the second week? Now you said you slapped a guy at mami in camp?.. Wow nysc rules must have really changed from when i served.

if I was told I was going to lay my hands on anyone in camp, I will rebuke it. I did not know where dat spirit came from, probably the guy has been messing up nd I was used by nature to calm his head down. Nd it did calm him down.

Immediately he stood up and started coming to our direction, Kizzo is a very observant guy, he already knew wat was going on nd knew Wat might happen next, in my mind I was like Mehn me wey don dey play ball tire if dis guy punch me ehn Na camp clinic straight ooo. He came nd said guy Wetin be dat one wey you just do so? You wan mess me up in front of my girl abi, you tink say Na only you get money for camp wey you go dey show ur self up and down. He kept on talking and me dat was a little bit scared before started getting angry nd Kizzo noticed it, and said Mitch cool down Na noise he dey make nd he was like Na noise I dey make Abi you go I didn't even allow him complete the statement i stood up and dazed him a hot slap, pushed him back a little and ordered him out of the bar, as if say Na my papa get am. Surprisingly I didn't know where dat moral or courage came from he was shocked too and dis guy was taller and bigger than me. He left in a hurry with out even talking to his girlfriend or so I thought, after a few seconds Kizzo and guyz in the bar started hailing me, guy u sabi joor, Dat guy too dey feel himself because he get small chest Abi, guy u get mouth, and I started feeling myself and told the girl to come join us and she gladly did. It was later she told me dat the guy is not her boyfriend dat he has been bothering her, well Dats not my business I already have a girl who has my heart already. But that day was lit Mehn I slept like a champ Lol...

So we went over for the afternoon parade and I was filled with inner joy knowing she was in the same Platoon as i, and I think she felt the same way too. So we were out standing in the hot sun when our Platoon commander solomon came nd started giving us orientation, he talked about so many things nd it was cool I really liked the man. When he was done our Platoon leader came out nd said there will be different activities in camp nd we should all pick one to engage in, there was football, volleyball for the girls, matching and so on, so I wrote my name down on the football list nd Lara wrote her name on the volleyball list. So after some talks we all went to our different sections, I started juggling the ball with the guyz, and she went with the girls to the volleyball court, and after a few hours of non stop practice the day was getting dark so we had to round up. While all dis was going on I still haven't collected her number yet, so after the practice I looked around for her but couldn't find her and I knew it was going to be hard since I don't have her number yet, den I told myself the next time I see her it's gonna be the first thing I would do, so I went back to the hostel took my bath the guyz were already waiting for me so we went over to the Mami to cool our nerves after a hectic day. I took a very chilled Guinness and after dat I ordered for my food and when I finished eating I gisted the guyz how my day went nd it was all Gud. When we were drinking I noticed a girl sitting not far from me with a guy, she's dark and very attractive with good qualities and I noticed she has been steering at me for some time in a more seductive manner. But she was with a guy who I believed brought her out to chill bt she seems not to care, she was just famzing me and I wanted to play with her head a little, I called the serving girl and told her to give them another double round of Wat they were drinking nd told them the bill is on me, when the drink landed on their table and she serving girl pointed at me being responsible for the drinks Mehn you had to see the look on the girls face, it was like she was still in school nd they brought her a copy of her first semester results with all A's. While the look on the guyz face was like dat of a grounded okro, he was furious he stood up and started walking towards me and Damn this guy was tall nd builded...

sly3:
Nice write-up OP, i enjoyed every bit of it nd rili lukn forward 2 d rest of d story. I'm a 17A PCM reppin FUT MX. I'ld like to know abt posting 2 PPAs and wat i kandu 2 get my desired organization. btw whr whr u posted nd hv u resumed

Thanks bro yea I just resumed..

Greycious:
Op, I can relate with all what u have said here.
Repping Obi of Issele uku hostel 16B stream1, 5Platoon, Okowa platoon
I heard okowa was in Platoon 4 during stream 2 dho

Delta is very big, I tried as much as possible to get enough contacts in camp but all what camp has joined together, PPA always puts asunder.

During my time, d first registration I did was at maami had to sign up at palm wine joint and fayrouz stand.

Chai I miss camp, I also miss my camp gf o.
I miss 5 platoon, 5alive, Okowa platoon.... Chai dat soldier get morale ehn. Always telling us 'something must kill a man'

With enough money to flex, camp will be fun.

yeah he was placed in Platoon 4 dis tym around and they did very well, you are right bro delta state is very big with 25 local governments so the chances of you and your guyz or your girlfriend to be posted to the same place is very low, except you work it. I had so many friends in camp bt can u believe not even one was posted to the same place as me, so it's dat crazy, Camp was fun in the end nd it is when you are about to leave Dats when u start missing it. So catch your fun while it lasts...

sly3:
Nice write-up OP, i enjoyed every bit of it nd rili lukn forward 2 d rest of d story. I'm a 17A PCM reppin FUT MX. I'ld like to know abt posting 2 PPAs and wat i kandu 2 get my desired organization. btw whr whr u posted nd hv u resumed

was posted to sapele, in the heart of the town, abt ppa it is when you are in camp you can runs it, find a legit source, ask questions you will surely find ur Way...

Dusby:
in PRO's voice "lets appreciate our ..." (complete d statement)

Own... Dat woman can talk for Africa ehn...

After taking our bath we went to the restaurant to have our breakfast, after eating we were leaving the Mami market there she was, looking all freshen up, as beautiful as the morning sun. I said Kizzo have seen her, he looked over my shoulder and saw her too, then I say today Na today guyz we go see later den I started walking towards her direction. She was at a distance so i was thinking, Wat am i going to say to her, Wat if she subs me like the other guy yesterday, Wat I she didn't even look at me. Then I summon courage afterall am not looking bad myself so I started walking a bit faster, then I saw her taking pictures with her phone thru the front cam and I was a bit relieved Cuz I knew she was in a good mood. I was a bit closer to her but she didn't see me coming, then I said you are not looking bad in dat posture you know, she was shocked a bit bt managed to say thanks, then I gained more courage and said am Mitchel but you can me Mitch then she said am Omolara nd I said it's a pleasure meeting you Lara Hop you don't mind me calling you dat, she smiled nd said it's cool. There was an awkward silence for like 5 seconds we were looking at each other with so much intrigue then I broke the silence nd said Hop you remembered me? She said no nd I said the guy that came up to you to ask where he could make a photocopy on our first day in camp, she was Ohh you and I said yes me, den I noticed she was a bit more relaxed and I was getting comfortable too, there was something about Lara which I couldn't figure out dat day but deep inside me I knew there was more to her beneath the eyes. There's this feeling I get when am with her a feeling that makes me forget about all myself worries and difficulties, she has dis brown beautiful eyes that when I stare into it I feel like am being loved, her body is something else, from her well shaped boobs down to her flat stomach, down to her well crafted waist and backside and her shiny legs. There was never a dull moment with her. From that moment we met we just clicked nd we weren't separated till the end of camp till dis moment, so after getting to know each other a little bit, I told her Hop she doesn't mind going for a walk with me and she said it's cool, we were walking nd talking, I was cracking her up nd she was laughing so hard, I so much like the way she laughs exposing her well adorable set of white teeths. I noticed as we were walking guyz were just looking at her nd I felt good being with her dat moment Cuz she's really fun to be with, after walking around for a while the afternoon biggle was blown nd we had to go to our various Platoon. I failed to mention that have done my registration more than half way thru nd I have gotten my state code number which ended with 3,that means I am in Platoon 3 funny enough she was also in Platoon 3 so this made things a lot easier for me to converse with her and build a strong bond that lasted even after camp. This is where the main story starts with my dear Lara... Stay put guyz...

elvisino112:
yeah commando , how about okowa , solomon , etc. Okowa was my best among all though

Lol okowa the ginger master, corpers liked him so much, Solomon was my Platoon commander very funny man, he can talk for Africa.

Silent readers.... I need ur comments o it just feels like am the only one here, any questions you are free to ask.... Don't be a stranger...

The next morning was crazy, we spent a lot of time drinking in the Mami market the night before, normally we wake up by 3am but on dis morning the 3 of us slept like tired wrestlers. I was woken up by Kizzo, he was like guy guy wake up dey don blow bigle and we never baff, I woke up still feeling dizzy then it occurred to me that we have over slept. Next thing a guy ran in nd said commando dey come Ohh, commando was one of the most popular and craziest soldier guy on camp, he's filled up with so much ginger, he can shout at you from a long distance nd start running down to you wit full force. Mehn dat guy is always on his game we don't know Wat he takes but it really works for him, immediately I heard commando dey come Ohh, I just carried my shoe, my face towel and ran out of the hostel, Kizzo and William followed suit Cuz if dat guy catches you ehn you go collect. So we ran out to the parade ground and i was so disoriented I didn't take my bath, didn't even brush my teeth, Mehn it was crazy, after the morning devotion and the normal talk talk shii we just went to the Mami market and we took our baths for 50 bucks and from dat day on we started taking our bath in the Mami bathroom Cuz its more comfortable. Let me say dis from the first day u stepped into camp, everything is money o, you will spend a lot of money if you really want to enjoy camp, nd things are expensive in the market, to charge fone is 50 naira, to use toilet is also 50 naira, photocopy is 20 naira, amongst other things, the only thing I noticed is fair is their drinks beer Cuz dey get directly from Guinness. Their food is okay too, does women can cook, not the ones in the camp kitchen oh does one Na poty u go just dey find toilet. One thing about the camp is dat they have the issue of unavailability of water, they only pump twice a day morning and evening and it's not always enough for guyz, so I don't bother myself me and my guyz take our bath in the Mami market, we also give our cloths to the laundry guyz to wash. Who has dat strength to be standing in the line to fetch water nd carrying it down to start washing, after washing you will be looking for where to dry Cuz the line will be filled up already, some times dey will thief ur white top, socks and shoes can u imagine? So it's dat crazy I better give it to the laundry guyz nd avoid the stress.

So on that faithful morning, we were thru with the normal morning drills, we went to the Mami to eat then they blew the bigle for lectures, does annoying 5hours lectures. We went in but as usual the hall was so crowded up nd everywhere was hot so we decided to step out of hall to get some fresh air, immediately we were out of the hall and just standing outside I saw her as she walked by, I got alerted nd I told Kizzo. Hw far Kizzo she just pass now now, who just pass? Dat beb now dat finest one, which one you know say dem plenty na, Kizzo was starting to annoy me, Dat one wey I meet on the first day we enter camp. Oh na dat one? Yes naw OK see she don dey waka com back, so she was walking towards our direction so I quickly composed myself it was like the lecture was also boring for her so she sat on a chair close to us. This girl is just so pretty, while other girls would be looking awkward in their white top nd short she will be looking so stylish in hers with so much swag dat burst my head. She was sitting down with her dark shades on, Una no trust me I gallant with my darker shades too, I was looking at her direction and she was looking at mine too Mehn I say for my mind today Na today. So I was gisting with my guyz at the same time stealing glances at her nd I know she was too, so William my guy said, Emmy shay naso you and dis Bae go dey look Una sef till dis lecture finish? Kizzo chipped in guy go meet her joor, beb wey u don dey find for the past one week u don see am nw u come dey dull. Then I looked at the both of them and said guyz chill everything about a woman is perfect timing, I understand what you mean don't worry about it I will talk to her, I never even finish my statement before I see one tall otondo, one white fowl just carry him yeye yarsh go sitdon close to her dey shine teeth like he goat wey congi dey hold. My guyz just look my face the way I take squeeze face ehn dey just burst into laughter, Kizzo was like Shey I tell you make you block the beb since you dey form Mr perfect timing. They were just laughing at me, guyz can be wicked at times o, but while they were laughing at me I turned nd wanted to see how she was going to relate to the guy talking to her, to my greatest surprise the beb don bring out phone plug in her ear piece dey hear music com put her head down making the guy to look like the otondo wey him be, Mehn I was just so happy I told Kizzo nd William to look nd dey were suprised but at the same time saying guy u never know how ur own go be oh. Next thing the guy stood up and walked away, they were like guy way don open for you again o but I told them no, I realized she was not in a good mood so I told my guyz am bursting the package for today that tomorrow is another day. Kizzo was like u know when that tomorrow go be? I looked at him nd smiled, unknown to him the tomorrow was the next day...

emmanuelpopson:
isseleu uku was all fun for me while doing my NYSC batch b 2015...camp hostel,parade ground, soldiers, socials night,maami, inter platoon games,endurance trek etc are all the moments I cherished to this day . I do watch the videos and reminisce those days..
my own take is about the ladies you talking about.. most relationship in camp are temporary as you may hardly see one another till pop kus Delta is a big state to traverse all because of one gal..imagine u are in asaba and the gal u wanna go see is in burutu..where you will spend close to N3000 in transport.. I subsequently go after gals within my LGA kos that is where you can see one another and relate as u want.. i do have lots of camp friends (males n females) but its was just acquaintances kos I can't stand traveling long distance just for one gal..I preferred same LGA Corper for relationship ...enjoy your NYSC but don't do underage students ooo

you are very correct bro, Camp was really fun, about the girls you talked about, before leaving home my bro warned me not too get too attached to any girl but I guess I Cudnt help it Wen I met her. At the end you know Wats up nw. Abt the underage student nahhh its not my thing. I will give a thought abt Corpers from D same lga, thanks bro...

So after we did some part of the registration we went out to the Mami to have our lunch, after that we went out to the Guinness stand to do the normal ritual, den I noticed that one of the Guinness sales girls was famzing me, always smiling at me and wanting to gist with me, she was quite fine but not really my spec so I didn't bother doing much so I friendzoned her. After drinking Wen we were about leaving the Mami I saw the the tall fair beb coming towards us, immediately I know I have to make a move, so Wen she was about passing us I stopped her and had a Lil chat with her I already knew she was liking me so I collected her number nd told her I would give her a call. Went back to my friends nd and headed back to the hostel to relax, later in the evening around 8 we already took our baths nd we decided to hit the mami by dis tym our reputation is building up in camp nd people are beginning to recognize us because of how we were balling every night, once we are at the Guinness stand our table is always filled up with all types of drinks, barbieque and suya. This is when my hustle of helping to run my Dads business for a year was paying off, people started noticing us nd trying to join our circle, the circle of just 3 guyz bursting the place like Bob Marley. Girls were the easiest to get once you know wat you are doing, we were like bosses, while others will be on their native attire white and white me and my guyz would be on crazy jeans and some making sense designer tops, we always looked different the only thing u will use to identify us as corpers was our id cards around our neck. So with dat we stood out, we were on mofty till the second week of camp, by dis tym Kizzo have gotten like 4 girls under his wing, William have gotten like 3 nd I have gotten just one but I wasn't happy Cuz I have not been able to see her again till one faithful morning when it happened.

We got to the parade ground and it was still very dark until the power was turned on, I was standing at the back Cuz of my height, they started with praise and worship after that they prayed. After the prayer they started talking about some other things, while all this was going on I swear down e be like say make I fall for ground dey continue my sleep Cuz I was so tired and the alcohol in my system hasn't settled yet. I was just disoriented and couldn't wait for it to be over, finally it was over and i, Kizzo nd William went straight to the hostel to sleep like Weyrey. We woke up around past 11 freshen up nd we were so Fricking hungry so we went over to the mani to eat, after eating we went over to the Guinness stand and had a couple of drinks Cuz I like drinking but Kizzo likes it more while William like it best, to the fact dat he buys the small bottle of magic moments nd puts in his waist pouch. After drinking we went back to the hall to see Wats going on, while all dis was going on I was still looking for the most beautiful girl have seen on camp bt no luck yet, I even told Kizzo to be looking out for her too. So we decided to start the registration process on the third day but we were taking it slow, Cuz I told the guyz dat once u get registered on time you will be given your kits nd you will have no choice than to join the military guyz in the afternoon parade, in the hot sun learning matching nd some other things I told some other guyz about this scope and they keyed into it and thanked me. While in camp I met some cool guyz like Dapo and thru Dapo I met Bolaji they attended covenant University together, I also met lanre and Ahmad those two can high as kite, I met Teslim a very cool guy who doesn't take alcohol but gets high in a slow way if you understand Wat I mean. So that night I told the guyz that I can't continue with dat early morning parade ish, and they agreed so we device a plan not to go the next morning, the plan was Wen the bigle is being blown the 3 of us would go out of the hostel as if we are heading towards the parade ground den we will divert nd hid behind the water tank, so after they have all left and the army guyz are done checking the rooms we will go back nd sleep. Mehn dat was the perfect plan Cuz we carried it out exactly as I planned it nd we slept like babies for the next 4 days until dey started locking the hostel, so we were being forced to go to the pg . On 6th day while on que for the creation of our bank account I noticed a very fine Bae, she also noticed me staring at her, our eyes met from tym to tym and it felt good, while all dis was going on, Kizzo called my attention and said guy I just notice say dat tall fair beb dey look you since he said, Ehh u mean am? Me acting like I didn't already know so i looked at her direction and said oboy she make sense o, Kizzo smiled and I told him I will add her to my list of girls making two on the list.

YUNGLURD:
baba, continue o

sure thing boss, dropped updates.

We got to the entrance of the mami and entered, from the entrance there were women selling fruits, snacks and soft drinks, some were selling fried plantain and yams, while others were selling beans, plantain and bread, Dats was the first section we got to the second section we saw guyz doing laundry, they were telling us that if we want to do our laundry we should come to their stand, a shirt cost 50 bucks same for a white short. We went farther into the Mami and there were young ladies preparing indomie, spaghetti nd so on, I was a little bit impressed but I haven't seen Wat I was looking for yet then we got to the food section and I must say the food was okay, a plate of fried rice and jellof plus plantain nd meat goes for 350, so we sat down and ate rested a little nd we decided to venture further in. We got in nd i saw a big bar it's a Guinness stand then I smiled, I looked to the right I saw a fayrouz stand nd close to it was a palm wine joint with Goat meat. When I saw this I was like at last have seen a place to chill with my friends. We went into the Guinness stand it was well arranged, dey had some pretty sales girls, we started drinking, normally my brand is Harp or star bt William asked if I have taken Guinness African special I said no, then I decided to try it out and I wasn't disappointed by the taste, I tink you should try it too. So we were sitted in a Gud position where we can see peeps that are coming in and going out of the place, then I saw the girls we traveled down with, I signaled one of them she recognized me nd came with two of her friends, they came in Sat down Den we started talking, 3 guyz 3 girls it was well shared, we got them chow and after eating they drank, there's something about girls and alcohol, immediately dey started drinking I noticed that they became more free with us and we chatted away from one topic to another till I started hearing Wat sounded like a trumpet being blown. Before I know Wats happening the army guyz came in with full force and started chasing everyone out of the Mami, telling us to head back to our hostel den I realized it's light out, so we exchanged numbers and left for our hostel. We got in and the room was so filled up nd everywhere was so hot, den I was glad I and Kizzo got the up bunk Cuz it's better of bt unfortunately willam got the down bunk and he was always complaining of heat. We slept off around past 11 and Wen it was 3am I started hearing that same annoying trumpet being blown I was so angry, I was wondering Wat was happening it was just like i slept for 15min, I woke Kizzo up nd a man came to our room told us to go take our bath dat by 4am we should head down to the parade ground, that if the army guyz shows up and catches anyone in the room he will pay dearly for it. I was so Pissed Cuz the alcohol in my system hasn't settled down fully, we got outside nd it was so Fricking cold, but we just have to join the queue to get water and take our baths before 4am, we got thru bathing then we headed to the parade ground for morning devotion.