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NYSCRe: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(op): 2:44pm On Feb 25, 2017
ped007:
Come continue oooo
Bro Hop you are following.
NYSCRe: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(op):
Before I continue I have to say that the camp is really big that if you get separated from ur friend, you will have to put a call through to ask where he is. So we got the multi purpose hall where the registration is being done, we were amazed at the number of corpers we saw, the place was jam packed, the site was discouraging, there were different sections if you are done with dis one you move to the next but you know we nigerians we are always in a hurry so the place was in a mess. I told Kizzo that am not even going to disturb my self, that last last everyone will get registered and he said am right nd it paid off. So while we were in the hall just trying to know how things were being done, I saw her from a distance standing alone, she was tall, a bit fair in cimplextion, with a face that would get her visa approved without delay, her boobs stood firm as if they were on standby, her ass was well rounded like the round about in ring road Benin city. Immediately i said Kizzo how far see dis beb, he looked at the direction saw her nd smiled, I knew Wat that smile means, it meant she's hot and I better go get her before he goes after her, one thing I like about Kizzo is dat he's a matured guy, the way he talks nd act will tell you he has seen and done things. So I said guy I dey come make block her, I started walking towards her direction without having anything in mind to say to her bt I knew that once am in her front something must come out of dis my big head nd it did. Am a tall fair guy, averagely built, with a good stature nd a fine face so I knew I stand a chance of hitting on dis bae . When I got to where she was I said hi, Wats up and how are you doing, she replied nd I said sorry to disturb you but I just came in not quite long nd I was told to make some photocopies of my documents do you know where I can make it, she looked up at me and smiled Mehn e be like say make i just dey jump, so she directed me to where I can get it done I thanked her nd left. I didn't want to rush things, it was my first day in camp nd I know am still going to meet her one way or another, so i went back to my guyz nd they were all smiles hailing me nd Kizzo asked if I got her digits nd I said no, he was like good thing i didn't ask for it that I shouldn't look desperate even tho I was. The camp was so big that if you meet a girl and u didn't collect her digits the chances of you seeing her in a couple of days is low Cuz we were close to three thousand Corpers, plus the camp officials, the army, the man o war, and so many random peeps. So after a while of standing and admiring girls of different types and sizes, Mehn the girls in my camp are so Fricking fine, fair fine ladies. Wen we got tired of looking I told Kizzo we should go check the Mami market out Cuz have been hearing a lot about the Mami market and I wasn't disappointed with what I saw there...
NYSCRe: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(op):
So the next morning I went to meet him up at his house, we left for the park got there and got our tickets. We got to find out that everyone in the bus are Corpers and we were all heading to the same camp, so the journey was a fun filled one, I met William a cool dude he finished from unilag and he's quite smart but lacks height. So after 6hours plus on the road we finally got to the camp this is where the main thing started, we were all happy, at the gate there were security men searching us with a scanner after that we move in nd i saw a long queue so I asked the guy in front of me what are you queuing for nd he said our bags were being searched. Immediately I got alerted Cuz I was some contrabands if you know wat I mean, I brought out a bottle of whisky I bought at home hid it inside my jacket, nd hid the remaining stuff all over my body, I was just praying the man won't suspect me, well it got to my turn nd I was searched nd was cleared to go. Kizzo was at my back so I waited for him so Wen he came we were directed to our hostel to get our beds nd drop our bags, we got there nd I was amazed at how 76 guyz will be sleeping in that room, it was so tight and stuffy. After we were searched at the gate we were given a code number it's dat same number dat was used to give us bed space, so I got the up bunk Kizzo got up bunk close to me too so we left the hostel to start our registration proper.
NYSCRe: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(op): 1:22pm On Feb 25, 2017
FunnyDude:
Bros this is your story no follow
Get the heck outta my thread, who invited you here if you went to school for four years nd you are where I am right now u will understand, but you didn't so get off... Yimu for you
PhonesRe: Infinix | Hot 4 | X557 For Sale by Emmerich09(m): 10:19am On Feb 25, 2017
Hopeyem12:
Still available
Guy e go dey available for long o, if you no reduce the price well.
NYSCRe: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(op):
So the date for camp was set, it was January 24th on a Tuesday, so before then have been doing some running around to get the little things I was going to need in camp. I got my provisions, bathing and washing soap, my white shorts, round neck t-shirts and my white tennis shoes, Cuz i heard the ones giving to them in camp are of poor quality. So before all this I failed to mention that I was part of a whatsapp group dat was created by a nairalander for those posted to delta state, the group really helped me a lot, we talked about so many things. Those that have issues and how to go about solving it, from the group chat I met some cool guys and girls, unknown to me one of the cool guys have been chatting with in the group stays in the same street with me, Cuz I moved in there newly. One thing lead to another and we got to know we stay in the same street we met in person nd became friends, so we decided to travel down together along with some girls and met on the group chat too. It was a day before camp so my very good friend came around to see me Cuz I will be traveling the next day, so he came around nd I also called Kizzo the guy I met thru the group chat so we went out to a bar close by to hang out and have a couple of drinks. While we were drinking we were chatting abt how camp is going to be like, the soldiers and most importantly the girls hmmm you know naw, I got to find out that Kizzo is into matured girls not all dis young lads, he said he prefers them Cuz they understand what they want and don't bit around the bush like all dis young girls. Me in the other hand is suffering from a broken relationship and just wanna go somewhere else nd meet new tushed babes and I did. So we finished drinking nd we walked my friend to where he took a bus then me and Kizzo walked home bt before going out separate ways, we concluded that as early as 5 I shud come to his house and his brother will drive us to the park.
NYSCRe: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(op): 4:17pm On Feb 24, 2017
ped007:
Come continue oooo
OK bro, updates coming up shortly...
NYSCRe: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(op): 4:16pm On Feb 24, 2017
Whois:
How did camp treat ya, I hope you're using this period you're on casual leave to plan ahead for your ppa
Camp was crazy at the beginning but turned out to be mad fun for me and my guys at the end. Yes am preparing bro, thanks ..
NYSCRe: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(op):
He looked at me smiled and said bro you are going to delta state, I was so so happy when he said say that bt at the same time I knew that the person that made me choose delta state was acting up, nd our relationship was already hitting the rocks. My parents heard the news and they were happy I wasn't posted to the northern parts, I printed my call up letter nd we were to be in camp on the 24 of Jan 2017 so I started preparing all the things I was going to need. We were even asked to come to camp with a medical certificate to certify our health status, I did that and got all the necessary things needed, called my friends and they were very happy mostly the one posted to delta state.
NYSCRe: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(op): 11:25am On Feb 23, 2017
By January the news came that we should go online to check our dashboard on the nysc website, to find out where we have been posted and to print out our call up letters. We thought it was another rumor so we weren't in a hurry to check, Before now I failed to mention that I have a girlfriend who lives in my street, we have been dating for like five months and she school's in Delsu, delta state University abraka. She was the reason why i picked delta among my states, and our relationship was still very healthy she's a very beautiful girl, tall, dark with a banging body. Nd she's very fun to be with anytime am around her, I told her abt my plan of picking delta state nd being hopeful to be posted there, with that we won't be far away from each other and our relationship will grow stronger. She was happy about my plan but unknown to me it won't be as I thought, some days later she left lag and went back to school, things started happening we started having issues upon issues and it affected our relationship nd I felt she wasn't as committed to the relationship the way she used to be, I asked her nd she keeps on giving me one reason or another so I chilled. Some days later i received a text message from nysc telling me to check my dashboard nd print out my call up letter, I told my bro nd he used his laptop to check for me to my greatest surprise guess where I was posted?
NYSCRe: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(op): 10:00am On Feb 23, 2017
More updates coming up soon, Pls forgive any Lil error u see, it only shows that am human.
NYSCMy All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(op):
Hey guys Wats up and how are you all doing? the name is Mitch and am going to be telling you about my experience in camp. The thrills, the crazy moments, the extremely annoying, frustrating nd awkwardly friendly soldiers. And mostly about a girl I met that made camp worthwhile for me, Camp was fun in the end so I suggest u seat back nd enjoy this piece... * I graduated in the year 2015, from one of the best universities in Nigeria, in the department of Public Administration (B. Sc) Second Class (Hons). After graduating I went back home and started helping my dad with his business, at the same time waiting for my youth service date to come up which took way longer than I expected. Through out the year 2016 there were so many rumored dates about the when we will get mobilized but all was false, not until November when a real date came up and we started the online registration. The registration was crazy it took me 3days to get registered because peeps were much nd network was slow, so we were meant to select 4 states in total, two northern states were compulsory so I picked Taraba, delta, kaduna and Ogun state in that order. we were all happy but yet again nysc decided to leave me out of the first stream, which got me very angry Cuz I was all prepared, and hav told my friends that I would leaveing soon. Wen the list was out I went online to check on the nysc website, bt my dashboard Said you are not in stream one you will be notified when stream 2 will be ready. As soon as I saw the message I was weak Cuz I was tired of people asking me why are you not serving yet, plus I was also tired of running my dad's business for over a year, although my savings grew immensely. Which really helped me in camp with u will get to find out soon. When I left the cafe I received calls from my friends in school, and they were happy to inform me that they have been posted. One to Enugu the other to delta state, they were lucky to be in stream one. I was happy for them bt was sad that I wasn't posted too, but as they say every disappointment is blessing and you will get to know pretty soon.
RomanceRe: I Love Him But His Preeq Is Too Biiiiiggg, Advice Me(pic) 18+ by Emmerich09(m): 8:04pm On Feb 20, 2017
Walks in thread spits and walks out...
NYSCDon't Wanna Travel Alone!!! by Emmerich09(op): 7:01pm On Jan 21, 2017
Hey guys if you are in Lagos and being posted to delta state, just Holla at me so we can journey down together . It should be fun...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Emmerich09(m): 10:35am On Jan 19, 2017
aBbiie25:
I got Lagos
wow that's great... All the best...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Emmerich09(m): 10:33am On Jan 19, 2017
aBbiie25:
Congrats my brother
Thanks dearie... Wat about you?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Emmerich09(m): 10:29am On Jan 19, 2017
IT'S DELTA STATE BITCHES... IT WAS MY SECOND CHOICE ND ALSO MY STATE OF ORIGIN.... IT'S ALL DOPE FELLAS...
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC 2016 Batch B II Corps Members by Emmerich09(m): 10:27am On Jan 19, 2017
IT'S DELTA STATE BITCHES... IT WAS MY SECOND CHOICE ND ALSO MY STATE OF ORIGIN.... IT'S ALL DOPE FELLAS...
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch B Stream Ii-breaking News by Emmerich09(m): 2:54pm On Jan 16, 2017
Would you guyz please stop pasteing fake news!!!
RomanceRe: Is There Any Need To Keep Her? by Emmerich09(m): 2:59am On Jan 13, 2017
It all depends on what you want , a disobedience wife is not a good thing, talk to her about it and see her reason for helping him out.
RomanceRe: Owerri Boys by Emmerich09(m): 9:10am On Jan 12, 2017
LifeofAirforce1:
You're Cheap!
The Biitch is very eloquently cheap and am sure you have a boyfriend somewhere. God forbid ur kind, because of money.
RomanceRe: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Emmerich09(m): 9:18am On Jan 10, 2017
If you no like her, how come you take love her Ehh? Werey...
RomanceRe: Twin Sisters Who Share One Boyfriend Set To Marry Same Man by Emmerich09(m): 10:19am On Jan 06, 2017
Chai so one man go just dey nack two sisters comfortably.... Hmmmm dis is serious...
RomanceRe: My Nysc Experience With Yoruba Village Girls And Their Big Behind by Emmerich09(m): 8:47am On Dec 31, 2016
edoboy33:
watch out for this true life story start tomorrow
Guy come and start your story oh.
RomanceRe: Ways To Make A Girl Love You Forever! by Emmerich09(m): 11:49pm On Dec 30, 2016
Goldwura:
If a guy can do all these tinz, Mehn! I will giv my all nd love him foreva. This is just too interesting but i'm sure one cant find a nigerian guy that can do all
Wat if I can do all that for you and more... Will you consider dating me?
Music/RadioRe: Which Song Made Your 2016? by Emmerich09(m): 1:28am On Dec 24, 2016
zickyshey:
mostly wizkid's singles but I had this on replay most times! Roll up - emtee ft wizkid x AKA
#DOPE
Totally Agree With You Bro, Dat Song Is A1.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Urgent!!! Infinix Hot Note X-551 For Sale by Emmerich09(m): 10:40pm On Dec 23, 2016
Pics and price.
NYSCRe: Is Dreads Allowed In Camp? by Emmerich09(op): 9:06pm On Dec 23, 2016
iamAgunechemba:
Yep. I know a friend who served with his dreadlocks on
Thanks bro I appreciate.
NYSCRe: Is Dreads Allowed In Camp? by Emmerich09(op): 4:06pm On Dec 23, 2016
Zceesneh:
dude
not fair bro I really need to know.
NYSCIs Dreads Allowed In Camp? by Emmerich09(op): 3:12pm On Dec 23, 2016
Plz I need to know if dreads are allowed in camp or nysc in general...
RomanceRe: Hey Guy's Am New Here... by Emmerich09(op): 5:04pm On Dec 20, 2016
SorftWerk:
do not answer a question with another question dammit!
Lol yes I can very very well...
RomanceRe: Hey Guy's Am New Here... by Emmerich09(op): 3:35pm On Dec 20, 2016
SorftWerk:
can u furk very well?
hmm why do you ask?

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