₦airaland Forum

If i get it i get it, if i don't then screw it/
Life gives you lots of lessons as you go through it/
The money you aiming for is your tuition fee...reach to your pocket and pull it/
Pay that money, shut the voices in your head and do it/
Most people is lost, some are plainly stupid/
How you support a large scale theif and stone a petty one to death/
How you keep on betting with borrowed dough, coz there's plenty cash to get/
Why you hating your life when many have have been dead/
Its slavery all over again, we slaves to our worldly desires/
Rules been broken, youths with ungoldy defiance/
Terror in headlines, nukes is commonly desired/
The end of time as time itself inaudibly enquires/
Let the pain swallow you, get soaked in your sorrow/
Stain yourself then buy a new you tomorrow/
Its as simple as sucking a chicken bone marrow/
Sweat your self, then buy a tissue tomorrow/
Learn today, don't wait for life to teach you, tomorrow/


ThisIsMuhdG

Honda accord (Hennessy) 160
Around Gombe liji bypass

That car is gravity

As much as i don't like shias... they should be treated very carefully else we will be looking at another boko haram in the making... they are dangerous.

T0MMY:
The Purge Is Being Turned Into A TV Series.
Source:
www.unilad.co.uk/tv/the-purge-is-being-turned-into-a-tv-series/

Damn. This will be awesome

Heheh. U no go understand

My God!!
I wanna kiss her

dustmalik:
I'm a Buhari supporter. my worry is the result from SS and SE, where i believe Jonathan is most likely to win overwhelmingly. could someone with an opinion share with us how this result could be upturned in the North?

bro dont worry..

there is absolutely no doubt that buhari has won north with about 90%

this is confirmed in Bauchi, Gombe, Kano, Borno, Katsina

this states I m very sure of the results, coz my bros, cousins, and friends sent the results to me,....

And yes they were present in the counting, and also escorted the ballot boxes


SAI BUHARI

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Even if AIT shows d video of tinubu and buhari stealing money, our foolish and brainwashed supporters will still vote for us! Imagine wad apc said abt dem supporters!
Dis shows how foolish apc thugs re, I pity dem and dem generations!

March to slavery!

And all d jargons dame n fayose have been saying nko?

Mtswwww gerrout joor

stepo707:
maybe symptom of malaria to come or maybe this weather.Lick strepsil and take antibiotics

thanks too.
i am much better

I love this. So wonderful. May Allah make us among those of al jannatul firdaus. Ameen

Tallesty1:
Do You Know The Meaning Of Massive?



BTW, welcome Back Buhari.


Welcome back Nigeria's First Online President.

Welcome back Online People's General

It is a great news to know that your Shock Absorber Installation was successful.

Your are now 100% prepared for the result of the coming election unlike your supporters that are screaming change.

When the impending doom takes them unaware they will start fighting each other like Lagosians Fight Bus Conductors For Change.


GEJ TILL 2019

Eyya. Suddenly u know d meaning of massive. When it was same u pdp guys dat wud post pictures of gej's campaign with people that are not upto 150-200 even after editing them. And u will say "massive", "super-massive"! Mtsssswwwwww

Get an earpiece
Fill ur mobile or laptop with Qur'anic recitation n preachings.

Whenever d music starts, go to ur room, plug in ur earpiece nd press play.

notobs:
Where is buhari as we speak this moment? UK or Nigeria?

Holy shit!!

Guys listen. A new synonym for FOOL is NOTOBS

notobs:
Jonathan built 13 new universities not secondary schools and approved 37 universities in all in just 5 years, Fashola renovated 3 secondary schools out of 273 secondary schools in lagos state in 7.8yrs as governor.
Rivers state APC completed just 1 secondary school out of 289 secondary schools in rivers state.
This is the record of APC in Education.

Conclusion:
APC has failed in education, all public universities in APC States are not affordable , Tuition has been hiked 1000%. Fashola went to university of benin for free due to Awolowo free education, now he has put education in lagos state in the exclusive list of the rich. Shame on Fashola and APC.

we done hear you!!

He has built universities that we can't study in peace ; because of strike, boko haram, lecturers intimidating students.

Train that uses crude when the world is in a generation where trains use electricity ( oops. I forgot! He has done ABSOLUTELY nothing regarding the electricity he promised)

What else?
Oh I forgot. He improved our economy, that's y dollars that was 168 is now 220 and still rising

Improved security ( yes I can see changes because atleast within this six weeks to ELECTION hundreds are not killed anymore).

Infact the issue of security alone is enough to destroy gej.

Mtswwwwwwwwww

notobs:
You should be ashamed of yourself that fashola achievement even with the repetition of propaganda pictures cannot fill 1 page of nairaland thread.

I'm sure ur mental p has graduated to physical. But thank God fashola has built a hospital for people like u

rozayx5:
fashola for president 2019

You keep on giving us same picture. Atleast the positive he did is more than the things he ignored. Unlike GEJ who did more negative than ignoring. (Our educational system is so poor I don't think you will understand what I just said)

notobs:
#‎NIGERIANS‬ , PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN IS AT THE GRASSROOTS IN #NIGERIA‪ VISITING CITIZENS!

GENERAL BUHARI, on the other hand, is BUSY VACATIONING IN ANOTHER COUNTRY!

General Buhari has been shouting about how he so DESPERATELY wants to rule Nigeria when he doesn't even seem to like to STAY in Nigeria! Even HIS FAMILY spends the majority of their time in the UK!

Should we really hand the Presidency over to someone who AVOIDS our nation?

YESTERDAY, President Goodluck Jonathan went to Mubi, Adamawa State and Baga, Borno State to visit our hardworking TROOPS!

He expressed his admiration at the BRAVERY and PATRIOTISM of our forces for their success in STAMPING OUT BOKO HARAM in those towns!

He is a TRUE PRESIDENT, one who can go to ANY part of Nigeria and connect with our people!

We APPLAUD PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONTHAN for being humble and DEDICATED to OUR NATION!

Jonathan visits victorious towns, soldiers that defeated Boko Haram:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/…/jonathan-visits-troops-in-bag…/

Y did he have to wait until few weeks to election.

Oops I forgot. America did not sell weapons to us.

Why?

Well because our troops "dash" them to boko haram.

notobs:
#‎NIGERIANS‬, YOU can now have your OWN HOME under PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN!

With his transformation agenda AT WORK, houses have become WIDELY available AND affordable for the AVERAGE ‪#‎NIGERIAN‬!

NOW with President Jonathan’s MASS HOUSING SCHEME, over 43,000 housing units have been added to the NATIONAL STOCK!

Over 700 housing units have BEEN ADDED under the Prototype Housing Scheme and 7,869 housing units under Public-Private Partnerships! 3,302 housing units have been ADDED through FHA, over 5,007 housing units through mortgages created by the FMBN and 17,240 housing units through estate development loans provided through FMBN!

PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN has also established the Nigerian Mortgage Refinance Company to promote home ownership by HELPING TO INCREASE the AVAILABILITY and AFFORDABILITY of mortgage loans in ‪#‎NIGERIA‬!

Under this scheme, over 10,000 eligible Nigerians will be AWARDED MORTGAGES worth between N2 million to N20 million at low interest rate! It is being implemented in partnership with over 22 state governments and the Central Bank of Nigeria. It is also backed by development partners including the World Bank, and the African Development Bank!

NO ONE can claim that OUR PRESIDENT is not working! He has achieved milestones as the leader of this nation!

WE ARE FORTUNATE TO HAVE HIM AS OUR PRESIDENT AND WILL KEEP HIM IN ASO!

STEP BACK APC, THERE IS NO VACANCY IN ASO UNTIL 2019!

More on President Jonathan's housing scheme:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/…/fg-launches-affordable-homes-…/

Really? Why haven't I gotten mine yet

Mzflexydeeva:
Helllo everyone! It's a good day.

Hi Mzflexy. It seems u had a pretty nice day. Mind sharing with me?
**wink

alberto2k:
Lol.. Biko its from shady's song o

Na me and eminem suppose dey go court sef

Taaa!!
Go ask shady naa. Na me write the song for him.
So na me n you dea go court

Empiree:
I have two practical solutions for you. Forget about pills from drug store.

*Tea(herbs preferably), ginger, lime, honey (optional)
cook them and drink (no milk)

*Buy pepper (very hot/spicy). Blend, cook and drink

Repeat process until it's gone

Thanks. I couldn't try the pepper thing. But I tried that of ginger lime n honey. And it really helped

vedaxcool:
were u on any medications before the Sore throat? Some medications like zaditen (for allergies) can induce severe sore throats, in addition to Empiree home made recipe, u can try strepsil and anti-biotic. But if no improvement then see ur doctor

No. I wasn't on any medication. I will try and get the strepsil. Thanks

And I thought "they" said a "pastor" is a "man of God"

alberto2k:
Choi!

Thank God for his life o

Next time Mallam go carry him tuwo or weina go movie set

Nna y u thief my siggy.

Oya we go go court!

Click like if you think its normal in this era we are in

20kobo... Hmm interesting!

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Don't just view pls also drop ur suggestions on what I can do to subsidise the pain

Hello nairalanders. I'm currently battling with this serious soar throat that started yesterday.

Its so serious I can't talk or eat. I don't know what to do.

Any help please?

Sweetlemon:
My dear!

emm....

maybe you quoted the wrong person

na wao dis PDP mods..... where is the loud ovation?

all i see is people sitting

gombawa

duka dauka

ba a kwana daku ba a tashi daku

SAI BABA BUHARI

Kassidy4luv:
GOD is with You and all our gallant Soldiers..............

We shall defeat our common enemies...

Victory is from GOD alone.


Bleep Boko Haram and their Presidential Aspirant..........

Bleep APC........

Bleep Islam( A very useles religion)



Bleep One Nigeria........

bleep you