₦airaland Forum

Antivirus92: I save mine with 'NKITA'. It's an igbo word meaning my dear

The name is so romantic.....hahahahahahahahahaha...maybe I should change mine to that

kiviglomi: I stay in the same compound with my landlord but we hardly see each other, he is busy as well as the wife so nobody has that time for conversation, we return from work and walk into our apartments quietly, despite having his kids around, the compount is very quiet and at peace, we only stop ones in a while to ask ourselves how work is coming and get to talk about the stupid thing happening in nija.

Its same with me

dani1luv: This is Blasphemy!!


Like seriously, u started very well, but ended badly..

Correct!

very funny...nice one

IRAPADA: hw is that supose to concern us

True Talk

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Well, personally I do not see anything wrong in it....and it also depends on the kind of visitor you have

ENEONWO:
Sullivan Chime is a gigantic punishment imposed on the people of Enugu state. The randy drunkard has failed. He earlier increased ESUT tuition from #28,000 to #125,000 but refuses to implement the minimum wage. For 5 years running, the lanky womaniser has done nothing for the state except rehabilitating some old roads in some part of Enugu urban, with countepart funding from the World Bank. He makes mass purchases of Nissan Sunny cabs for less than 2 million naira per unit, then gives on the basis of hire-purchase to poor indigenes. The operator are made to remit to the government over 3million naira in 3year, not considering tears & wears. Specific amounts are paid by the operator every week and if the operator defaults thrice, the cab would be taken from him and given to another person with a little subtraction, thereby making him loose all his previous efforts and giving more than 3million naira to the governor and his brother, Jide, who is the chairman of all government ventures. He has nothing in any other sector, except the fraudulent taxi scheme and road rehabilitation contracts only in Enugu urban. Its a pity

True Talk,

Mynd_44:
I can see why you are protesting. All that money and you still can't spell SOLDIERS

soma042:
the soldgers wsa haevly armed

Na wah o!

@Poster, as Life_Style suggested,"Join the church after a while turn the direction of the loud speaker to opposite side then leave", Its a very good suggestion. Not just joining the church but joining the maintenance group of the church and make sure that your main target is to change the position of the speakers facing your house before you leave the church.

@Ranks007, Maybe you have not experienced exactly what is happening to the poster.

From the way I see it, I do not think that who makes the calls in a relationship matters; what matters most in a relationship is the understanding and trust between the 2 parties.

@Poster, please can you help me in solving this problem I have with my PC-when you plug in a flash drive, if you go to my computer and double to open the file, it will open the search folder instead of opening the contents of the device that you clicked. How can this problem be resolved?

Hmmm, @Poster you try!

Nice one

@190, you are very funny, Well, I will do the same o!

Very funny, lol

@ poster, I was also shortlisted. But they said its only a stage out of the screening processes.

Rubbish!

@Mikedore, they sent me an email that the state for my test (NBC) will be at Abuja. Did you get the same e-mail and where will your test state be?

Nice One, I like!

Is this suppose to be a Joke or tutorial?

Sorry for you!

@otuwe, that was what a friend told me and said let me share with my fellow nairalanders,

Please did anyone in the house receive an invitation from Dragnet Nigeria for an interview that will hold on 01/04/2011. The venues are Rivers, FCT and Lagos. Please I got the text message for the interview but I will like to know if its a scam. Thank you

Hi, my problem is that I have a Desktop PC, the PC will be connected to the network and as well the internet but it will browse after sometime it will stop displaying web pages. When you ping the DNS, it will be repling, when you ping yahoo, it will be repling but when you want the page to open, it will not display. Anybody with any useful help should pls come to my aid. Thanks

Once an old man was waiting for a train sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the time. Old man refused to tell the time. Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again. Boy asked the reason? Old man said if I tell you the time, then you will ask about me, my name, job etc. Then I will ask about yours, both of us will become friends. By chance you may get the seat with me. Then you may get down at my station. My daughter will come to receive me. She will meet you. She is beautiful. You may fall in love with her, she too. Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me. And I am sorry that I don’t want such a poor son in law who hasn't his own watch to see the time.

@poster na wah for you o! na so you wicked reach?

@poster, the Job is it for graduates or SSCE Holders or just anybody that is Computer Literate

My fellow nairalanders, pls and pls that some of us are jobless doesn't mean that when we see what we are suppose to laugh over, we throw curses on the poster.
pls @poster when you get more of this funny pics post it, atleast we will be using it to ease off the stress of Job hunting.
@poster, more greese to your elbow