₦airaland Forum

Someday, we will hv a thread with the title small boys with big d1*k hw do u cope.

Cutehector4u:
Lol beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.....

Beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder..

ekel101:
finding a wife is one thing and getting a good wife is another.
Sometimes good girls turn bad while bad girls turn good. It just depend on the angel or devil that finds her , Sometimes the way a woman treats you is a reflection of how you must have treated her.

men keep shouting GOOD WIFE , GOOD WIFE how many of them are good? 80% of men dont even know how to treat a lady and they keep shouting bad wife . sometimes changing a situation starts with you. Why not love that girl even with her flaws and make her feel like the best in the world, make other girls jealous of her and see whether the devil in her wont leave.

The most important quality to look for in a wife is
1. God fearing - if she isnt God fearing nothing for you bro and i dont mean going to church/mosque, at least you have someone Almighty to report her to when she misbehaves
2. Care - if she isnt caring your life would suck, your chuldren would lack a good parental care
3. Attitude - Once she has a good attitude, respectful, loving and a good anger management
4. Intelligent- A little bit of intelligence will do she doesnt have to be an A student at least average, yu dont wanna marry a dully

Abeg if you have a gurl with this 4 qualities , abeg wife her and invite nairalanders for your wedding.

If you marry because of beauty. My guy you will see more pretty girls, go for something that can keep your mojo running for the next 70 years and you wont get tired.

The best time to find your heaven made wife is when you struggling, so as yoou are trying to make the whole money also take time to be looking for her. cos you will be more frustrated if she marries your money. One thing you cant fake till eternity is love

If to say i b dangote, i for collect ur account number.

snika:
Please, what is whatsapp? Is it a food in Nigeria? I schooled in France

Akuya, it is a school in Nigeria. Akuya means brother in Nigeria.

StrongPenis:
Yes that's nice..... I was just contemplating smashing my newly bought IPhone6 against the wall when I saw this thread. Gives me enough reason to go ahead and destroy this phone. I don't wanna have anything to do with gays

We all know u don't have an iPhone, na tecno, + ur username seems gay already.

ToyozzieTohBad:
thank god

Yes.. U will b alive.

QSheba:
Animal wiring and fencing

Hehehehe.... Na u funny pass

You can now print your Nysc call-up letter at nysc.org.ng. Duration is 29/10/2014 to 05/11/2014.

Best of luck everyone...

Well.. I once bricked my Tecno L3 while trying to root it. Took it to carl care at Kaduna, it took a month sha, but they fixed it free of charge n my phone was ok. The reason it took a month was because they said they were waiting for the equipment they wld use to arrive.

msrita:
So I really like this guy , we're in the same faculty and level but different departments so we share the same lecture venue for all our lectures.
He's really cool and quiet and that's what I like most in a guy. I stare at him a lot though I try not to and I catch him staring at me sometimes too , sometimes we turn at d same time to stare at each other, the issue is he seems to be ignoring me, I mean he talks to almost every one I relate and associate with ,but he acts as though he doesn't see me , he'll walk up to where I'm standing with a group of friends and greet everyone there except me ,sometimes he passes too close for someone who doesn't like me , his body brushes mine lightly, well we've greeted a few times . I get a lot of attention from guys in my class dunno if that's why he doesn't wanna get close or because the most wanted guy in my class is my best friend though people believe we are dating and I'm an easy person , it even shows on my face. But common I like this guy naturally.....

Oya use one of this pickup lines n try to start a conversation, if he's acting weird, unto the nxt nigga

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [he says No] Well then, please start.

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

jobsat34:
now a big boy... money good no be small

**modified**

In as much as i would have loved to criticize the madness of FTC_ish, the Joy of being on the front page and FTC with less hassles, and most importantly few hours to moi baffday??.. i cant just but give this jargon a trial..

may i have the privilege of dedicating this space cum achievement to my good boy "Manna", and to all my "Eku atijos", and then to my NL e_crush Esmeraldar and then to my hmm! fellow drunkard honourable chief woki, and the best entrepreneurship (whatever) (I studied Economics not English) of year Jbluv55, and to all my fellow chelseafcmania and to my producer football frenzy neighy and to Itohan distant cousin Elantracey, and to myself Jobsat34...

Believe me, this gonna be my first and last time of doing this madness...

yes..u try. Happy Birthday in ADV

iammo6:
abeg go find somewhere sidown jare..what is this one saying sef

Dats my boy.

iammo6:
dumb comment!!! you must be an hypocrite. U are hating and he is making his money. I bet that shoe can pay ur house rent for a year. #mofos

And how does that change the price of garri in the market + has 2face ever paid ur house rent

arvinsloane:
Where is your sauce abi na source?

Lol.. Na saucer

brownlord:
Nonsense,I guess this project will be abandon as soon as the man gets voted in the second time, I saw this with oshiomole already. Nigeria politicians be deceiving us since 1914

True Talk.. In fact na since 1820.

wookie:
Is there a custom rom for this phone, or at least CWM/Twrp recovery

It came flashed, i don't know if deres a custom rom yet, it has the stock Android recovery sha..

iscom:
How do I order for a single phone at aliexpress? Just explain the procedure. Thanks at yenagoa

First u shld a visa card, a master card or any card that is accepted by aliexpress, register at aliexpress, input ur Correct address where u can receive mails, search for the phone u want to buy,try as much as u can to communicate with the seller just to make sure everything is ok, also check other buyers feedback, pay for the phone n hopefully u will get ur new in less than a month.

Nice one

OP, so even u been they think say na english words..........u fall my hand

Arva:
Slap u ..

U mean accidental slap

Davidbanky:
Who cares ?

I think dettol does

Davidbanky:
I have one ....

Story for the gods...

Davidbanky:
Normal question poor people ask when they cannot afford a thing ... Sorry boss this is not an argument o

hehehe..and you can't even afford one..

i just want to ask, what is so special about this Dre earphones, does it have A.C in it?

gr8femfred:
Pls how can i order 4 one of dis fone?

have you bought anything from aliexpress before?