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frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Really? Mouth piece of the gods

So long as dere is light dere much surely be darkness. Yes juju exists. Maybe some particular juju just doesn't work on some people.

My current roomate has changed now, buh before if he slaps you, surely u would fall flat n roll on the floor. Nothing would stop it from happening. And that power was all in a ring.

danduchi:
NGSA in Kaduna

Thanks bro.

Good Day Everyone, I'm currently studying Applied Geophysics at Kebbi. I don't really know where to go for my Industrial Training. Please i need ideas and recommendations. Thanks

Hehehe... Even esusu.me don crash

Haryoryhemie:
hahahahahaha!!!! Bros come make I explain......

u know say where chair dey, table sef go dey so as to keep records and write scores

na true o. Nw i get

Haryoryhemie:
wait first!!! wen these serial bleachers dies, will their creator still recognize​ them at d judgement table?




#Team fair and loving it
married to ebony#

All my life i had always thought that judgment was going to be on a chair. I never knew it was otherwise. *Sobs and leaves thread *

Chai.. He probably tot he was cumin meanwhile he was going

This is the plot.. Hehehe.. I don't believe in any of this so called men of God. They can arrange anything. Now he is extra popular. That was the aim from the beginning.

Rockyrascal:
the question put out by the OP actually reads "is water baptism really important?" rather than 'difference between baptism by immersion and baptism by sprinkling' read to understand before you make a comment next time.

So after reading all i wrote u still didn't figure it out dat it is surely important?

The simplest answer to this question is found in the meaning of the word 'baptize.' It comes from a Greek word which means 'to submerge in water.' Therefore, baptism by sprinkling or by pouring is an oxymoron, something that is self-contradictory. Baptism by sprinkling would mean 'submerging someone in water by sprinkling water on them.' Baptism, by its inherent definition, must be an act of immersion in water

Baptism illustrates a believer's identification with Christ's death, burial, and resurrection. 'Or don't you know that all of us who were baptized into Christ Jesus were baptized into his death? We were therefore buried with him through baptism into death in order that, just as Christ was raised from the dead through the glory of the Father, we too may live a new life' (Romans 6:3-4). The action of being immersed in the water pictures dying and being buried with Christ. The action of coming out of the water illustrates Christ's resurrection. As a result, baptism by immersion is the only method of baptism which illustrates being buried with Christ and being raised with Him. Baptism by sprinkling and/or pouring came into practice as a result of the unbiblical practice of infant baptism.

Baptism is a picture of our leaving our old life and becoming a new creation (2 Corinthians 5:17). Baptism by immersion is the only mode that fully illustrates this radical change.

lifeexperience:
Don't wanna reveal my real identity here because I am well known here. So have to use a fresh account.

@seun and lalasticala. U guys should fix an option that enables someone to be able to create a topic as anonymous. Only registered members with a minimum of say 3 topics should be able to use this feature.It saves us d stress of opening many accounts and giving u guys d impression dat u hv so many users wen it is in reality just d same person with multiple accounts.

Just a suggestion sha. Don't forget to thank me o

Up Nairaland!!!

Na wa o. And the pple in kebbi don't know what to do with light again. Light too much here

Hehehe. Wat a Story.. I think dere is a medical term for people hearing things out of the blues.

Even in the Bible God speaking audibly was an exception, not just ordinarily.

By the way. .. .. .

Wat happened to Heb 1:1, 2tim 3:16-17?

Thank God. MTN steals money and their customer care agents all have sugar coated tongue to tell you sorry when you complain. i wish i can sue dem too

ikp120:
I hate lies, insecurity, and violence, because I am a very gentle and easy going guy .

If you hit me I go respond instanta with 30% interest

Lols.. Broz, u b MMM?

ritababe:
kukuma kill us.

If na u dey dp. Babe u fresh like $19m

I hv a dead laptop and the drive has been removed. I also reside in Sokoto. Any hope?

I am writing this in anger as i do not have another means of expressing my frustration at MTN NIGERIA. Forgive my grammatical blunders.

Rewind to sometime last year ending, MTN removed my N50 saying i subscribed for Sky Sport, something i know very well i did not, i don't even watch ball. I kept quiet and unsubscribed from the service. A week after that happened again and another N50 was deducted for the same service i had earlier unsubscribed from, i tried reaching a customer care agent but could not and so i quietly unsubscribed again. Now, that is N100 stolen from me for nothing.

Fast forward to early this year. I bought 30MB one day data because i wanted to use it to subscribe for SME Datashare bundle. After exhausting the 30MB, i unsubscribed from autorenewal. But to my surprise MTN still removed my money the next day. I had to unsubscribe again before it worked.

And today, out of the blues, MTN sends me a text saying i have successfully subscribed for 30MB one day plan. I have about 430MB Sme Data, and so i did not. I have tried reaching a customer care agent to pour my anger on who ever gets unlucky today but it's not working.

My friends have been complaining about the same issue that MTN subscribed them without their consent but i did not believe until now.

MTN is deliberately subscribing its customers to services and removing their money without customer's consent and i say it's STEALING. They steal little by little from each customer which runs into millions daily.

The annoying thing is that they make sure their unsubscribe button does not work most times. Thereby STEALING over and over again.

I believe some of us here have similar experiences, abeg share it jare, this guys are using our money to pay their staffs. STOLEN MONEY. MTN MMM

End time Nunu

Some Nigerians r so gullible. I don't see any prophecy here. Just random wishes and expression of high hopes. Fake pastors Everywhere.

Berbierklaus:
Please sir,try and always take your brains along with your eyes anytime you come across my comment on Nairaland,it will do you a lot of good In a bid to make your A'hole comment you probably skipped where I typed



Any sane person knows I wasn't referring to literal 'eating' but I am not in the position to ascertain your mental state so I will pass on that


Lastly happy new year too sir,may you use your assimilating facilities more this year in Jesus name

Chai.. last bullet

AngelSweetLips:
17" kondo wasted on top a mannequin

Lols.. as in eh

Whytelyon:

import stdio.nl
import secondeye.nl
import gfmodule.nl

main() 
  If found:CheatingGF==true
     Then 
          DisposeCheatingGf()
     And
         puts: EndOfSory()
Else found:goodGF ==true
     Then
          Puts:RelationshipTillMarriage()
       And
          puts:EndOfStory()

End.

I wrote this simple code to check for cheating gf'z on Nairaland Op take note.

Abeg which programming language be this?

1. ALL CONFIRMED AND FROZEN MAVRO’S SHOULD PROVIDE HELP OF HALF THE AMOUNT THEY USED TO PROVIDE THE LAST HELP BEFORE THEY CAN GET HELP OF THEIR CURRENT MATURED MAVRO’S

EXPLANATION:
Let’s say a participant’s last ‘’help provided’’ was N10, 000 and his expected “Get Help” amount by the time his Mavro matures will be N13, 000. He should first provide a help of half his last help provided which is N5000 before he can get his matured Mavro of N13, 000. This Ensures System Balance and besides his N5000 ‘’help provided’’ is expected to mature to N6500 by a month’s time too. This should be continued until half his expected “provide help” amount is less than let’s say “N1500” for every participant.
This should be Compulsory for all Confirmed Mavro’s for this to Work Come January.

IF THIS IS DONE PERMANENTLY THEN MMM MIGHT JUST WORK FOREVER.

2. PAYMENTS OF REFERRAL BONUS SHOULD HALT FOR A WHILE UNTIL THE SYSTEM RECOVERS FULLY.

EXPLANATION:
Halting of referral Bonus for the mean time ensures that much strain is removed from the system as it recovers fully.

3. MULTIPLE ‘’PROVIDE HELP’’ SHOULD BE POSSIBLE AT THE SAME TIME BY ONE PARTICIPANT

EXPLANATION:
I don’t know if the MMM system currently allows this but what I mean here is that while a participant is waiting for half his original ‘’provide help’’ amount to mature which is N5000 in the example I sighted on point (1), he can also provide more help simultaneously.

4. ALL GUIDERS AND PARTICIPANTS WHO HAVE MORE THAN 10 REFERRALS SHOULD COMPULSORILY PROVIDE HELP OF NOT LESS THAN A QUARTER OF THEIR ACCUMULATED REFERRAL BONUS OR GET BLOCKED FOREVER FROM THE SYSTEM.
This is Self Explanatory. Many People come into MMM just to get rich and run away. While their accounts get fat from referral bonus. This is pure greediness.
5. COME JANUARY, THE BONUS SHOULD BE INCREASED TO 35%. TEMPORARILY


Hopefully, MMM Implements these and gets back on its feet.

Kenyan ppl can get stuck eh, it seems deir genitals has hooks.

dreezybines:
Peniz

Oh dat!!! But y would someone apply grease on their penizzz?

Preca:
kcee more grease to ur *****

Waist, d*** or elbow? I really need to know

mytime24:
I dey cum

Can i cum too, it's been a long time i came??