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shah phoenix: registration @ uniuyo 2day.......i hope.hope yall prepared

my reporters are all around the school. Its gonna be a hectic day. Whew!

The sum total of all our thoughts and actions leads to our result. We Nigerians are too negative about everything, now we are receiving negative results. Only God will save us from this!

How true is it? Has it been confirmed?
God not again pls!

ortopazz: Having gone through the comments and seen desperation in the tone of some people's comments, I therefore have decided to offer assitance to those who need em, but not without first acknowledging efforts by people that I find very encouraging, Kadata, big upz to u man, y'all will enjoy this man, and emmy9ite rising very fast amongst the ranks, well done too!

Thanks man! I feel honoured! We anticipate the help

@jeremiah
The fee is N36,250. That's over $230 for 1st semester. 2nd semester's fee is 21,500. That's $135

Rip man, it was a heart attack, we will meet at the other side.

Lucenzo has got 6 packs just like me. I vote for most 6 packed guy, ~Lorenzo~

Akjerry: gud p.m to you al both freshers n existing stdnts specially kadata dat man helpd me 3yrs ago akjerry is my name . SOCIAL SCIENCE stdnt also post ur problms n ?. . . . . . .

u are welcome

Dibangoking: ;DReporter emmy.....we hav'nt gotten any news update...why.........anyways what the exact amount for school fees?

omo no news till Monday. Which faculty?

I will tell her to throw away the pictures. I will also tell her that the pictures are illegal in Nigeria, that i can help dispose it secretly.
Omo na go be that o!

shah phoenix: 2morrow God willing.

journey mercies my guy

Hbd dearie. She looks like my cousin

shah phoenix: @emmy i dey my village come collect certificate of origin

ok. So when you dey come uyo??

There is a power of intention. If you say nothing will happen to you then nothing will. If you believe there is something special about today and something special will happen to you, it will. Either way, you live into your own story.

dankol: Emmy, u're such a ... Reporter. I fink u shld consida changin 2 comm art dept

haha. I will have to think about it .

BREAKING NEWS
Screening is presently going on in onyeama ogochuckwu hall. The faculty of Engineering are having theirs now.

From my correspondent in ikpa road, news has it that medicine, pharmacy and law will have theirs tomorrow.

Emmy9ite
Reporting live from uyo.

Who cannot swan? I swung at the age of 3 months

Fear is an atheism. If you fear this, it means you don't believe in God. No matter what happens, i have killed my fear. If i live, God stays with me, if i die, i stay with God.

Dibangoking: (laughing) truly a academic brouhaha.....anyways we've got another one week additional to prepare(relax[winks])

na so o.

1 billion dollars is not a small cash. They won't even use the money for anything reasonable. I wish they could collect the money and invest into good businesses. God will help her.

godstino: @emmy what abt anatomy students,wen are they starting clearance?cos my pal got admitted.

BMS will begin on Monday too.

**Clears his throat**

REPORT ON THE CURRENT SITUATION IN UNIUYO.

Today being the 10th of December was supposed to be the the beginning of the screening exercise in the school but there was a change in plans because of the on going warning strike by the non academic staff union.

In case you didnt know, the non academic staffs are responsible for any kind of registration and admission process.

With this lackluster and lackadaisical attitude, a vast majority of the students where put in a state of jeopardy when the deputy vice chancellor admin announced the postponement of the exercise in the onyeama ogochuckwu hall to Monday 17th December 2012 but.........

In an attempt to dilute the academic bruhaha, the school has decided to give opportunity to the faculties of law, medicine, engineering and pharmacy to do their registration this week.

Other faculties will start registration on the 17th of December 2012.


Emmy9ite
Reporting live from uyo.

dankol: U're welkom! Hope 2 c u soon. Safe jony

Amen o!

dankol: @ emmy, i'll take u 2 dr. Kadata myself. Dnt wory

Nice.

Nice!!! The power of money! Mine will be more than this! (There is power in intention)

Congrats amara, the youngest millionaire in Nigeria now. At your age i was still living on loose change from mum and dad. Am so proud of you.
No second position? I really love that violin guy and that manual DJ.

dankol: To whom it may concern.
Newly admitted studnts are required 2 bring d folowin 4 dier SCREENIN
PUME RESULT
JAMB ADMISN LETTA
JAMB ORIGINAL RESULT
STATE OF ORIGIN
BIRTH CERTF
ORIGINA NECO/WAEC RESULT OR TESTIMONIAL & STATEMENT OF RESULT
ENOF PASSPORTS
note, d screenin is d major part of d registratn whc u'll b given AUTHORITY 2 PAY. Dnt fool around wit it, it wld b requird wen u graduate. Need help durin registratn cal 07038126711

thanks man.

Kadata: university of Uyo offers History and Intl studies. thats the only one i am aware of. what was ur first choice

Bro how is medical school na? I will be coming to uyo tomorrow. How we go take see for uyo?

I nominate kadata, he has really helped a lot of uniuyo freshers

John D. Rockefeller, Andrew Carnegie

Time to sleep, i ve got a lot of business issues to attend to tomorrow. I don't have weekends. If you wanna talk love, go to romance section but if you wanna talk about money- come to me.

Lights out!

Sweetlemon: Dear, pls just drop it. For their own reasons People wanted Achuckwunet to win. Let her win. It's ok
I'm standing VERY tall here. Do you guys want to know why?
Because most people who didn't take me gave excuses like "I would have vited for sweetlemon but ...." then they'd give one funny reason or the other like my the background of my picture, or natural beauty, e.t.c
meaning that deep down in their hearts, they would have liked to vote for me but had to choose their friend or their friend's friend.
No problem.
I am overwhelmed with gratitude for those who stood by me althrough. Abil, Livialives, shollypop, you guys are just too awesome! Abil I'm amazed girls like you still exist. Sexkills, can she take the miss congeniality and miss honourable crowns?
Kandii how can I say how much I love you?
Now you all go and sleep or gob clubbing. game over!
*whew!

You are acting the victim here. Its just a game