Oh Ember month

Igbo men selling Casket be like, "Oga, dis Coffin na original, 2mins your Mama don reach Heaven.
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Yemi Alade take heart okay

The shortest conversation in the world is when you are in the toilet and someone opens the door..

You will be like: Ahh
The person will be like: Ohh
End of discussion ���

Anyway Mr Lai(Lie) your name said it all

No matter how ugly you are, once you have money, women will always find something cute on you like "Aww he has a cute shadow"
May God punish fake girls.���� ���

You find graduates bragging that they can't do some jobs because they have a degree... I mean just 1 degree.

Let me remind you, a thermometer has 100 degrees and yet works under armpits, in the mouth. ......and even inside the anus!
Anyway your backside is not 100 degrees

Pls I want to ask tiri questions.
Eskiss sir/ma....

(1) Those people wey electric shock and their
blood dry,abeg where their blood go? Shey na kanji dam or transformer?
(2) Those naira notes people use to vomit after dem don use them for ritual, is it from CBN?

(3) Who use to cook the food they give to people in dream?

Today, I need answers!..
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This one Na news? Next page please

I still don't understand how Nigeria Cockroaches survive inside Microwave, Gas cooker oven etc.You will be warming food and you will see them walking inside like Shedrack, Meshack & Abednego.
Maybe They Also Serve A Mighty God.
Anyway some motorists will still survived the high tariff, Naija I hail o

Weyting concern you @Op? Aproko

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I still don't understand how Nigeria Cockroaches survive inside Microwave, Gas cooker oven etc. You will be warming food and you will see them walking inside like Shedrack, Meshack & Abednego.
Maybe They Also Serve A Mighty God. KoYeMi.!

Anybody with an explanation?

Chelsea how market?

Haters are all welcome, either you like it or not,I must win this match ,GGMU

ostirich:



what is wrong with this one
reminds me of this ''he who is innocent should throw the first stone''
amibo

Don't mind them all,Na jealousy they kill them all

Liar's the man rear the bees,bee keeping

Pleas prey for me I am righting O level Inglish agein. I have bin failling sins 2001 but this yeah I am very redi and am confeedent I wheel pass width a A

donnaD:

Am so very sure u must pass with this ur spellings. don't worry don't I will be the one to mark ur examination script.

Lol thanks

High guys.
Pleas prey for me I am righting O level Inglish agein. I have bin failling sins 2001 but this yeah I am very redi and am confeedent I wheel pass width a A...Nigeria my country

This one Na news

High guys.
Pleas prey for me I am righting O level Inglish agein. I have bin failling sins 2001 but this yeah I am very redi and am confeedent I wheel pass width a A,Naija I hail o

Funniest comments on NL,my dear brother and sisters everything no be Jazz,live it love it

femcruz:
i was expecting pics of the slay queens

Oh sorry

EmekaBlue:
Afonjas and petty robbery are like 5&6

Receive your lost brain

saraki2019:
jgjg

Jagajaga

Wasted investment, una for build the tunnel here in Nigeria,it will serve as source of income for una..but in Nigeria we only have Aja ile shame

Shelcee

oake:
Can the govt not have a regulatory body of sorts that can check activities of these scammers? I keep getting them too and I suppose others are also getting them.

Nigerian data base is widely porous

cc; lalasticlala

I got this text yesterday and I called the stupid and idiot called himself Femi telling me he's working with first bank,to my surprise I never bank with first bank,please beware .

Lots of them do run to so called Cele for deliverance

Toks2008:


Don't mind them...as if every other lady out there dating a married man are not from other churches. ...stupid title. And lalasticlala just push am fiam to fpage. .. all because of traffic.

@Op why you tagged the topic as cele woman?

You never tell us the real gist

Chinedu Eze

Officials of the Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria (FAAN) and other security operatives have expressed concern about the extortion of passengers by the officers of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport (MMIA), Lagos.
THISDAY investigations revealed that the NDLEA officials have become a menace at the airport, and damaging the image of the country at a time the federal government is championing the ease of doing business.

Source at the airport told THISDAY that NDLEA officials usually stop passengers during check-in process and force them to part with various amount of money, failing which they would threaten to prevent them from travelling. In some cases, the officials, according the sources, sometimes delayed passengers that refused to give them money to the extent that some of them missed their flights.

Inside sources also confirmed that the illicit activities of the NDLEA officials have become a menace to air travellers and other airport users, noting that the anti-narcotic officials have become so unscrupulous that they do not border about any recrimination or punishment for their actions.

“There are extortions going on at the airport but the major culprits are the officials of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency. They are the worst of the uniform personnel at the airport. They will stop some passengers who have met all the conditions to travel and request for $500. Not many of the passengers know their rights and due to fear they will start negotiating with the NDLEA officials. Some will price $200. This thing has been going on for a long time.

“What is very bad about their illicit activities is that sometimes they continue to delay the passengers who refused to give them money until they miss their flights. This is very sad. No passenger should be stopped by officials of NDLEA, unless that passenger is suspected to be carrying drugs. So NDLEA officials do not have the right to stop any passenger who has met all the conditions to travel,” the official said.

Some of the airport officials told THISDAY that while other security operatives cannot be exonerated, the activities were not as menacing and callous like that of NDLEA officials who did not have any scruples forcing travellers to miss their flights.

THISDAY contacted the spokesman of NDLEA, Jonah Achema who said that he was not in a position to talk about the issues. He directed this reporter to the NDLEA Commander of the airport, who he said, was in the best position to talk on the issue.

“I am in Abuja. I cannot comment on the issue but you can talk to the Commander in charge of the airport,” Achema said.
THISDAY spoke with the Commander of NDLEA at the airport, Ahmadu Garba who said that he would not comment on the issue but added that he would be interested to get to the bottom of the allegation. Garba also insisted that he would not speak on phone about the issue.

THISDAY also spoke to senior official of FAAN who confirmed the extortion by NDLEA officials at the airport but said that as the managers of the airport, the agency cannot do anything until a victim of their excesses make official report to FAAN, describing the action of the NDLEA officials as nefarious.
The source also said that after the recent reorganisation of security apparatus at the airport in which manual screening was removed and digital screening introduced, that NDLEA was not supposed to be at the airport, “but we don’t know why they came back.”
“That the NDLEA officials are extorting money from passengers is true but there is nothing FAAN can do; unless somebody who falls victim or another person reports the issue to us. Yes, they are damaging the image of our airport. I heard they went to the Presidency to work their way back to the airport because after the reorganisation they were not supposed to return to the airport,” the FAAN official told THISDAY