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Politics / Re: Little Girl Presents Flowers To Buhari As He Arrives Ethiopia by emmybernard(m): 11:46am On Jan 27, 2018
pyyxxaro:
Make them tell am say the flower nor be food oh

because e fit just begin chop the flower angry

Lolz,bro you bad gan ooo

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Politics / Re: It's Disgraceful No Nigerian Refinery Performs Up To 50% - President Buhari Says by emmybernard(m): 11:43am On Jan 27, 2018
You nailed it bro
Paradigme777:
Is ur performance upto 8%. Nonsense!!!

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Politics / Re: It's Disgraceful No Nigerian Refinery Performs Up To 50% - President Buhari Says by emmybernard(m): 11:42am On Jan 27, 2018
Dear Mr President
You promised we the youth, but you failed...No food,No good road ,no gas I wish you back to Shithole Daura

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Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Stephanie Otobo & Kemi Olunloyo's Confessions by emmybernard(m): 11:17am On Jan 27, 2018
Freeze or freezer not again
Somebody help me plz plz....
How can I transfer the money I got on my mind into my bank account??
����

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Politics / Re: FG Orders Security Agencies To Monitor Social Media Posts Of ‘prominent Nigerian by emmybernard(m): 6:50pm On Jan 25, 2018
F9 Government
Romance / Re: A Man Saved My Name As "Afang Soup" After I Cooked For Him - Lady Cries Out by emmybernard(m): 5:45pm On Jan 25, 2018
Afang and what?
Romance / Re: Lagos Man Searches For A Light-Skinned Lady He Met In A Bus Yesterday by emmybernard(m): 2:11pm On Jan 24, 2018
The so called man must be a Chelsea fanz that
Bought Bakayoko when he was *injured*
Bought Drink Water when he was *injured*
Bought Ross Barkley when he was *injured*
About to buy *injured* Andy Carroll
And now making enquires about *injured* Emerson

Now the man wanted to turn we nairalanders to google abi?���
Politics / Re: This Is How Non-shithole Countries Graze Their Cattle (pics) by emmybernard(m): 12:21pm On Jan 19, 2018
Please any one making a comment should make it short, so we professional comment readers (PCR) will be able to read all your comments thanks for making our work easier �

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Romance / Re: Babcock University Student Strips Unclad As His Girlfriend Dumps Him by emmybernard(m): 12:17pm On Jan 19, 2018
Please any one making a comment should make it short, so we professional comment readers (PCR) will be able to read all your comments thanks for making our work easier.

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Celebrities / Re: Kolawole Ajayi Buys Highlander For His Wife, Wande Ajayi (Photos) by emmybernard(m): 3:01pm On Jan 10, 2018
This one Na news?
Travel / Re: Inviting Someone From USA To Nigeria For Marriage by emmybernard(m): 7:01pm On Jan 09, 2018
Hi bro you don't need to send her any letter,tell her to apply for tourist visa,just make a hotel reservation from here and send to her...my wife to be just visited me this last December... Help her out to fill the immigration form online

codemaster2much:
who should i address the letter to , is it the consulate in Nigeria or US and who have a sample please
Travel / Re: Some Of The Main Reasons Why You Should Definitely Visit Ethiopia by emmybernard(m): 6:46pm On Jan 09, 2018
What are the documents required to travel down to Ethiopia from Nigeria
Religion / Re: 8 Signs You Are Under Spiritual Attack by emmybernard(m): 9:39am On Dec 24, 2017
mildflame:
Solutions nko
I wanted to ask same question

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Religion / Re: 8 Signs You Are Under Spiritual Attack by emmybernard(m): 9:38am On Dec 24, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
being sluggish and tired is a sign of spiritual attack?
Everything is always spiritual. village people, demons, witches etc
Please help me ask the OP o,everything Na spirit

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Fashion / Re: A Woman's Weird Christmas Themed Hairstyle (Photos) by emmybernard(m): 10:58pm On Dec 22, 2017
Please help me ask the OP o

perezzie:
why did dis trash make fp....?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Proposes To Her Crush On Twitter (Photos) by emmybernard(m): 4:50pm On Dec 20, 2017
Well! Well!! Well!!! All I'm trying to say is That is an imbrogolimous lakuna kattychlorophilical jugun-jagun in a very vivipourous atennascemma of a mere jeticulation by a harmless cudipherial sapiens of the supreme immortal habitant,This can also be recimediocrated as unablesimming habuhabu of tramiscopirioperry talillium yabak.
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Stealing 7 Phones At 'The Experience' Gospel Concert(photos) by emmybernard(m): 11:02am On Dec 20, 2017
Receive your brain in Jesus name
johnstar:
Na der way

Na afonja
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Stealing 7 Phones At 'The Experience' Gospel Concert(photos) by emmybernard(m): 11:01am On Dec 20, 2017
One day, two young boys were in the field,staring at a lady bathing.Then the first boy started running and so did the second one,When they stopped the second one asked: "Why are you running like a mad person?" Then the other replied, "It's because my mother said that if I ever look at a naked woman's body, I will turn into stone and I felt something getting hard in my pants."
NYSC / Re: NYSC: Avoid Unnecessary Journey – DG To Corps Members by emmybernard(m): 9:41am On Dec 03, 2017
When it's De Gea that's stopping you from achieving your goals in life, my brother change destiny
Happy Sunday

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Crime / Re: Police Provide Contact Details For Complaints Against SARS. by emmybernard(m): 1:11pm On Dec 02, 2017
Alexgeneration:
Lol, Bros which ice cream beta pass egusi soup
Lol maybe Vanilla
Crime / Re: Police Provide Contact Details For Complaints Against SARS. by emmybernard(m): 9:04am On Dec 02, 2017
Yeye people
It's only in Nigeria that you will open the fridge and find an ice-cream container but egusi soup will be inside �������.

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Romance / Female Viginity by emmybernard(m): 8:48am On Dec 02, 2017
We were discussing about females virginity yesterday and someone was like the only way to know if a girl is a virgin or not is that it's a must every girl bleeds during her first sex and am sure majority have same mindset but this is wrong.. Bleeding doesn't determine if a girl is a virgin or not so I decided to release this article to help educate our young men and women on this issue of girls bleeding during first sex...

THE MYTH ABOUT FEMALE VIRGINITY -why most women won't bleed the first time they have sex.

There's a very common myth in South and Central Asia (Pakistan, India, Bangladesh, Afghanistan etc.) and Africa (Nigeria and many other nations ) that you can tell if a woman is a virgin, by whether or not she bleeds the first time she has sex. There is zero truth in this. Not all women bleed the first time they have sex, as I'll explain in this post. To understand why some women bleed and some don't, it's very important to understand what the hymen is. The hymen is a membrane that tends to cover part of the vaginal opening (it does not always block or cover the entire vagina, as some people mistakenly think). NOT ALL WOMEN HAVE A HYMEN. The hymen also differs from woman to woman - like all women have different heights and weights and features, all women also have different amounts and types of hymen. Some women have thick hymens, some have very thin hymens, and some women have NO hymens at all. Some women have larger hymens, some women naturally have a very little amount of hymen that covers only a small portion of their vaginal opening (and hence does not really get in the way, during first-time sex). In addition to this, the hymen wears away on its own as you grow up. For most women, the hymen wears away on its own with exercise, bicycling, horseback riding -it can wear off with pretty much any other physical activity, even dancing! - or from using tampons when menstruating. Especially if the hymen is very small or thin, most of it tends to wear away on its own as a girl grows up. If a woman is born WITHOUT a hymen, she won't bleed the first time she has sex. If a woman has a small or thin hymen, she might not bleed the first time she has sex. If a woman's hymen has worn away on its own (which is very common as girls grow up), she won't bleed the first time she has sex. The result is that the overwhelming majority -at least 63% of women - will NOT bleed the first time they have sex, according to a study published by the British Medical Journal. Women who do bleed include: - Women with thick hymens (who constitute a small percentage of the population) - Younger girls. Because the hymen wears away on its own with time, a 16-year old has a higher chance of bleeding than a 25-year old. By the time a girl is of or above the legal age of consent - 18, 20, 24 years of age, for example - most of her hymen is likely to have worn away on its own, meaning it's unlikely that she'll bleed a lot, if at all. However, even a young girl can be physically active, have a thin or small hymen, or have no hymen at all, meaning she might not bleed during first-time sex. - Most often, women who bleed tend to be women who are dealt with roughly during sex. If the guy forces himself inside the girl, when she isn't ready, relaxed or aroused enough, he is likely to cause injury or bleeding. Because most people think it's normal for women to bleed the first time they have sex, they don't realize that this bleeding is a result of the woman having been hurt, and not of the hymen 'breaking.' Painful first-time sex is generally because the woman is not relaxed or aroused enough, and gets hurt as a result; it is rarely ever because of the hymen breaking. The bottom line is that there is no way to assess female virginity. Bleeding does not have anything to do with virginity - it has to do with the kind of hymen a girl has, and hymens differ from girl to girl from birth. The result is that only a small percentage of women bleed the first time! We were discussing about females virginity yesterday and someone was like the only way to know if a girl is a virgin or not is that it's a must every girl bleeds during her first sex and am sure majority have same mindset but this is wrong.. Bleeding doesn't determine if a girl is a virgin or not so I decided to release this article to help educate our young men and women on this issue of girls bleeding during first sex...

THE MYTH ABOUT FEMALE VIRGINITY -why most women won't bleed the first time they have sex.

There's a very common myth in South and Central Asia (Pakistan, India, Bangladesh, Afghanistan etc.) and Africa (Nigeria and many other nations ) that you can tell if a woman is a virgin, by whether or not she bleeds the first time she has sex. There is zero truth in this. Not all women bleed the first time they have sex, as I'll explain in this post. To understand why some women bleed and some don't, it's very important to understand what the hymen is. The hymen is a membrane that tends to cover part of the vaginal opening (it does not always block or cover the entire vagina, as some people mistakenly think). NOT ALL WOMEN HAVE A HYMEN. The hymen also differs from woman to woman - like all women have different heights and weights and features, all women also have different amounts and types of hymen. Some women have thick hymens, some have very thin hymens, and some women have NO hymens at all. Some women have larger hymens, some women naturally have a very little amount of hymen that covers only a small portion of their vaginal opening (and hence does not really get in the way, during first-time sex). In addition to this, the hymen wears away on its own as you grow up. For most women, the hymen wears away on its own with exercise, bicycling, horseback riding -it can wear off with pretty much any other physical activity, even dancing! - or from using tampons when menstruating. Especially if the hymen is very small or thin, most of it tends to wear away on its own as a girl grows up. If a woman is born WITHOUT a hymen, she won't bleed the first time she has sex. If a woman has a small or thin hymen, she might not bleed the first time she has sex. If a woman's hymen has worn away on its own (which is very common as girls grow up), she won't bleed the first time she has sex. The result is that the overwhelming majority -at least 63% of women - will NOT bleed the first time they have sex, according to a study published by the British Medical Journal. Women who do bleed include: - Women with thick hymens (who constitute a small percentage of the population) - Younger girls. Because the hymen wears away on its own with time, a 16-year old has a higher chance of bleeding than a 25-year old. By the time a girl is of or above the legal age of consent - 18, 20, 24 years of age, for example - most of her hymen is likely to have worn away on its own, meaning it's unlikely that she'll bleed a lot, if at all. However, even a young girl can be physically active, have a thin or small hymen, or have no hymen at all, meaning she might not bleed during first-time sex. - Most often, women who bleed tend to be women who are dealt with roughly during sex. If the guy forces himself inside the girl, when she isn't ready, relaxed or aroused enough, he is likely to cause injury or bleeding. Because most people think it's normal for women to bleed the first time they have sex, they don't realize that this bleeding is a result of the woman having been hurt, and not of the hymen 'breaking.' Painful first-time sex is generally because the woman is not relaxed or aroused enough, and gets hurt as a result; it is rarely ever because of the hymen breaking. The bottom line is that there is no way to assess female virginity. Bleeding does not have anything to do with virginity - it has to do with the kind of hymen a girl has, and hymens differ from girl to girl from birth. The result is that only a small percentage of women bleed the first time!
Written by Dr Oyebade.
Family / Re: Lady Finds Out Her Husband Of 4 Months Is A Car Wash Boy And Not A Car Dealer by emmybernard(m): 11:29am On Nov 26, 2017
You never see shonshin..
Crime / Re: Lady Narrates How A Man 'Charmed' Her Brother & Emptied His Account Via ATM by emmybernard(m): 10:47am On Nov 22, 2017
Its well with your brother
Can't laugh alone (I saw my neighbour fighting her friend) But Some people can be very annoying sha.. How will you borrow somebody's cloth and then slim fit it?���

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Politics / Re: Suicide Bomber Strikes In Mubi, Adamawa. Many People Killed (Graphic Pics) by emmybernard(m): 11:45am On Nov 21, 2017
Stupid bombers una no they tire...hia
Religion / Re: Why Should Christians Attend Church? by emmybernard(m): 7:00am On Nov 12, 2017
Going to church make me happy and i go by the word...Keep the Sabbath day holy.
Crime / Re: Ikom Kidnappers' Killings: New Photos Show Moments Kidnappers Were Killed by emmybernard(m): 3:41pm On Nov 11, 2017
Well,God knows more than any stories on here

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Culture / Re: Oluwo Of Iwo: "Banky W Cancer Should Come And Afflict Me" by emmybernard(m): 3:37pm On Nov 11, 2017
Oba awon internet, how many wrap of.......please help me complete the sentence
Religion / Re: Rich Pastors Disregarding The Poor – Falana Mocks Adeboye, Others by emmybernard(m): 3:29pm On Nov 11, 2017
mosegifted:
Op,can you please explain to me what took you this long to update a new topic grin
Op don go wedding
Family / Re: Online Users Criticise Couple's Maternity Shoot (photos) by emmybernard(m): 2:59pm On Nov 11, 2017
AlexCk:
Nawa oo.

The internet doesn't forget ooo!!

#remember



Imagine their kids growing up, and their friends be like, "I've got ur mum's nude mate" lipsrsealed

Tor.

Honestly
Crime / Re: How My N150,000 "Turned To Paper" & How I Fell Victim To "One Chance" - Man by emmybernard(m): 8:41pm On Nov 09, 2017
Welcome to Lagos, but I don't believe your story...you know why?you sold your stuff inside a shop and you did not counted the money abi...and with those your six pack muscle

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Health / Re: White Man In Lagos Presents Crutches To Physically Challenged Girl (Photo) by emmybernard(m): 10:21am On Nov 07, 2017
Lol
Aniedi30:
him village people....

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