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RadicallyBlunt:
Yeah very. She's fat and her something superfat.

My spec... Me like my girl BBW **In Drakes voice**

Divay22:
When i almost got drown three times in a River..But help was always on the way..
Anytime i think back at it, i can actually feel my heart about jumping outta my body..
It was scary.


It's wasn't like this then, but this is it.

I don't think you will ever want to go close to a river... Lol

RadicallyBlunt:
The first time I saw a fat hairy vagina. Fear catch me. Looked like tiger's face.

Lmfao... What she some chubby lady?

This happened while I was still in High School, and for security reasons, I will conceal the identity of that my "Friend".

I attended a day school that wasn't too far from my house, so most of the times, I and some other friends walk home.

So, on this fateful day, the sun was so high that it could steam a pot water. It was just three of us strolling home. Myself, my neighbor whom we share a fence, and a senior schoolmate who was one class ahead of us.

This senior lives somewhat close to school, we would have to pass his house before getting to ours. Due to the scorching nature of the sun that day, we decided to branch and ease off before heading home.

His Dad owns the one storey building which they live in. The building houses his Dad's firm which was on the ground floor, and his family lives on the top floor. It was a very big house.

We followed him to his room, little did we know what was about to happen. This senior of ours is known to be wild and rough, sometimes he behaves like one who has "kdjdbajs" issues. �

I and my other friend were in his room gisting, when he entered his Dad's room, and came out with the shock of our life! A loaded pistol! Omg! What was going on? (His Dad is a licensed gun owner who owns two pistols and a pump action**Bad ass Dad**).

At first it felt like a dream, but the hard reality hit us when he ordered us to kneel down, and put our hands up. At this juncture we were melting in fear, but we needed to man-up. I faked a smile, and with a cracked voice I stuttered -

"Guy, abeg stop this play na"

Immediately, he barked at me like a furious Dog. I could see his eyes changing to that of an angry lion and his face looking fierce as though a Demon just possessed him. He then yelled at me to shut the f*ck up, and never utter a word, while he opened the gun to show us the bullets well loaded in the cartridge, with his finger well positioned at the trigger.

Aside the workers who were busy on the ground floor, we were the only ones up. And he told us

"I go shoot both of you, lock up your corpse for that wardrobe, for night I go dump una somewhere "

Inwardly I was already dead. I thought about -

My parents. My dreams. Would anyone ever know what happened to us? O! My siblings. Lord, don't let me die a virgin.

He ordered us to pull our shoes, we did as commanded, he ordered us to close our eyes, we shouted "Yes Sir" without hesitation. Then came this order that broke the camel's back.

He ordered us to enter the ward robe. My other friend immediately entered and was sleeping there already, and at the same time sobbing. I joined him, then he was about shutting the door when I pushed it, he threaten to shoot if I don't stop, but at this juncture, I was ready to die by that gun than suffocate and die slowly in there.

When he noticed I wasn't giving up, he then released us. Asked us to pack our shoes in our hands and disappear from his room.

With the speed of light, and glory to God. I and my friend packed our belongings and ran as fast as we could home. We didn't share the story with anyone, in fact, we didn't speak to each other.

When I got home, I couldn't believe what just happened, I told my parents everything and they knew him so well. They kept their cool.

Two hours later, to the amazement of everyone, this semi-killer showed up in my house like nothing ever happened. He was looking for me and the other guy. I went to him and ask him why he has to do that, he smirked and waved it off.

The next day in school, I shared the stories with some of my friends. They laughed and told me he once did same to some other guys before. We didn't report to the school authority though.

For almost a year, I avoided his house. But didn't totally avoid him because we still met in school, and I noticed he was just a naughty boy. Although, that was a risky play I don't ever wanna be part of again. What if he had mistakenly pulled the trigger?

After about two years, I resumed going to his house, but never alone though. We always go in group.

Le Roi Emmy Idiege © 2018

SaAbbas:
This guy never work in a bank were you report 6:30am and close 9pm and some useless people will be calling you over the weekend that ATM run out of cash.

I thank GOD for my little computer school

I can relate. What about the computer school?

khalazi:

And you think some girls don't have phones to google? Try it someday bro. Even with a video and see how it turns out.

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You lie man. I learnt how to prepare semo and many other things over the internet, but I do iy better than my sisters all.

SamuelAnyawu:
i also assisted him with my N200 recharge card. He should make sure he flies into Maiduguri to appreciate my Little token

What are you doing in Maiduguri?

Well, nice advice OP! But eh, as a typical Nigerian who was born into a lower class Naija family, we've been surviving on self medication since time immemorial.

Even God understands!

Shebi is money I will use to see a professional? What if the money no come de?

Location is aways my problem and barrier. God help me!

Thank God for your life Efe... Bigger you I pray. No worry, your break through song is coming.

OkpaAkuEriEri:
Mumu

Sorry to say, but you are the Mumu hear. All this frustrated guys online sef... Mtcheeeeew

Lakeside79:
Ask your mum or dad

Your pastor too


uncle's or aunt's

Whatever you do , do not bring this type of personal issue to the public like this

Have some.self respect man !

Nigerian mentality. Mtcheeeew. Isn't he being anonymous? Isn't this a forum for sharing ideas?

OfficialDad:
If you like update it with your village people, that's still a fake and fabricated story.

Now!, Shut the fvck up

Jus too stubborn b!tch...

OfficialDad:
If you like update it with your village people, that's still a fake and fabricated story.

Now!, Shut the fvck up

Jus too stubborn b!tch...

OfficialDad:
Fake news, and fabricated stories. Take your story book outta here
Lalas247 happy Sunday baybay

Jus updated with source and pics b!tch...

Where are mods wen you need them.... Seun Lalasticlacla et al.

OfficialDad:
1. What is Joseph Ofor (Oluwasegun)? .
2. Please Mr journalist, where did he shade Nigerian men?.
3. Shut the fvck up

Keep calm b!tch

Finding it hard to upload pics.... Let me try again.

A South African based Nigerian by name Joseph Ofor has shaded his fellow Nigerians who are based in South Africa, calling them evil and Devil's incarnate who are out to use gullible South African ladies as intimacy gadgets and object of ridicule.

I think people like Mr. Joseph Ofor are part of the problems of the world today, for fallaciously accusing all Nigerian men without proves. Xenophobic South African men are already feasting on his post. I hope another attack doesnt emanate from this though. And he is enjoying I'll gotten fame! Too bad



source - https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10216367345033072&id=1138479658


Reporter - Emmy Idiege (Le Roi)

biacan:
Alex won't go back home and find something useful to do with her life always hanging around men..... smh

Hate shouldn't kill you. Gosh! U wish you were in her shoe huh? She is getting the fame, and with the fame comes the endorsement and deals. Hater!!!

I've been there O. The reward of a private school teacher is in Heaven.

I wish I could comment. But I don't have anything reasonable to say here because it's talking about business and investment. I hope one day I can boost of being among the top investors in the country, so such news will matter to me.

For Now- this land is not for sale. Beware of Chidi my son!

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No Northern city abi? How did I get to this North sef.

SoNature:
The last time I attended an interview at one of the foremost IT companies in Nigeria, they gave me a test to write and I did.

During the interview, they were marvelled at my level of experience.
When they asked my preferred salary, I told them 150k. They stopped smiling at me immediately.

To date, they've yet to get back to me.

Yes, I earn close to that from freelance writing, and I often wonder how writers on full-time deal with writer's block and possible development of scoliosis

Well, the summary of my story is that most Nigerian companies don't pay writers well.

So, if you really want my advice, don't go above 100k

Wao! Thanks alot bro. This is really insightful.

13 views and no replies! Ewww.. . Help a sister biko

I need answers urgently from experienced content writers in Nigeria.

What should be the salary expectation of a full time content writer whose job description is "to work 5 days a week, 8 hours a day (9-17). Ideally, we expect the completion of 10 short posts (200-250 words) per day and 2 editorials around 500-1000 words per weekweek".

I look forward to your replies. Thanks for your time!

RIP NIGERIA.. OH! There was a country!!!

So, who come the talk truth now. Btw, ladies love playing the victim card though. Wande side of the story sounds genuine to me. How about you?

Plus, that lady for sure was more than 16. Abi she don turn Tobi ni?

Memphis357:
Nigga ain't drop another hit since Classic Man!!!
One hit wonder syndrome.

Really? Do you even listen to music? Shebi na U sing Bambi?

And you saying it now? Well, the level of promiscuity on our campuses is alarming.

Although, lectures barely harass smart and intelligent ladies. Na all these ones wey de always fail thereby looking for cheap upgrading, those who don't submit their course work as at when due, and those who love showing themselves, and always visiting their offices.

Lecturers avoid smart and intelligent girls, even if dem fine like mammi water. Na dull girls d fall.

Zss