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NwaAmaikpe:



I remember my comment when this orange-albino escapee was crowned queen.
I said that footballers just got a new training ground.
I wasn't wrong.

Since my first prophesy worked,
I'd prophesy again.

This union is just a waste of timetime

A link showing proof of your acclaimed prophesy or shut the fvck up. Liar

Time to wack... Lalasticlacla come and see your food! :-

Gone are the days when snakes used to be enemies of man. Today snakes are Bread of life, saving grace, cure for hunger,stomach delight, name them .

This huge python was killed by these vibrant young men working at our sight. If you've never tasted snake meat before, please do already. E sweet die!


Cc - Lalasticlacla food don done!!!

Source - Le Roi Emmy Idiege

If it were to be another artist saying this, I wouldn't take it, because they all fake.

But coming from Timaya, I know dude doesn't try to impress with designers. He wears his simple yet nice clothes, and always kills it. Who would even believe Timaya was this rich, if not for his surprised mansion. Him shock us all!! His house is just the best of them all.

Thank you for this Advice uncle Timaya.

DrinkLimca:
@the bolded..
Please don't massage their ego.
Nigeria ladies are not amongst the amazing ladies on earth..
That is how i use to think, while growing up but now that i know what life is all about, i have come to realized that Nigeria ladies are like fraud..
Bro each time i am opportune to talk to white ladies both offline and on Facebook, i can't help but to wonder their meek and honey nature,, fun to be with, their presence never a dull moment, their understanding and maturity, their loyalty, their smile and their beauty makes the world go round..

You get tired of life with a Nigeria lady, so frustrating and life suckers..

I've told mom already since when i was five that i will get married to a white American lady...
I want to live in Los Angeles (Beverly hills) with my beautiful wife and amazingly beautiful kids...

This is what I live for, it's my dream..

God bless America and God bless white women, God bless Donald Trump and God bless late king Michael Jackson..
America here i come!
I want to one day visit the grave of Michael Jackson with my wife...

God bless America....

You sounding like Uncle Rukus from the Anime series Boondocks... Lmfao

careertalks:
I need two freelance writers... Inbox me via whatsapp.

09067776470. I'm a very good and versatile writer.

Seun how about this move to the promised land so we can read more scary tales from more commenters?

NIGHTMAREOO7:
Ashewooooooo.. I'm waiting for u. Na for topics like this we go see u Do I need any other proof?.
Na ashewo go kill u.

Lol.. E don reach this level?

Seun tell your mods to push this to the promise land. I'm enjoying these stories being shared. Lalasticlacla oya O. Come read

biacan:
What's your problem

I need the number too. I need to talk her out of this, or her FB name. Lol

briandaman:
every woman in the world loves love so what's your point you dumb wit

Lol... Coming a from a Xenophobic Mofo seeking attention on a Nigerian forum?

South African men are the most dim witted, insecure, barbaric and jealous men I ever know.
Your Boys- Dumb, insecure, lazy, drunkards
Your girls- Dumb, whores, easily wooed, and no nothing else than crying over men.

briandaman:
And to say that south african girls are hot and dumb is a lie. Have u seen that post of a hot yellowbone south african girl who graduated as a pilot? Have you?

Now, this is my Objective analysis.
I have bunch of South African girls as friends, topping the list is Bathini. They are pretty no doubt but very very dumb and emotionally weak.

They prioritize love, and are preoccupied with love matters. Always heart broken and never resourceful. And just like Naija girls, they love materialism.

60% of South African ladies are Baby Mamas. They can sabi carry belle anyhow eh.

danie5211:
since,i came into this world,no girl has ever liked me,am d one who like them...i do go to hotels where i pay for destruction(but do i know that it is destruction,i don't for if i did i would be saved).hypocritical stuff,i do pretend when i perceive am being watched.i did masturbate frequently.

What do you really go to do in the hotels?

IamPlato:
...


I'm Just Hearing This Now.


I Have Never Watched Porn In My Life neither Have I Heard The Name Before.

You must be related to Lie Muhammed... Fat liar. Lol

I attended a very religious school where morality was of the essence. But Puberty will strike us so hard that indecency was now all that matters. As young boys who were already experiencing wet dreams, getting laid was our earnest wish and desires.

Chucks my friend, was the lord of Nudes, he introduced us to pornographic magazines, he was the richest boy in my class, he was from a successful business Family. So, he could afford all the magazines.

Break periods became our favourite time in school. As soon as the bell rings, we all rush to that unused class in wild excitement, and our ringleader Chucks would pull out the magazines from a hidden spot in his bag. And we all crane our necks toward the magazines to get clearer view. And one of us reads out some of the erotic tales in the magazines, to the excitement of everyone, especially our d*cks.

On this unfortunate Day, we were watching as usual when Mr. Aji our most wicked teacher raided us. Gosh! Someone must have snitched on us. Hell was let loose! It felt like our last day on earth.

We were bundled like criminals into the Principal's office. We were flogged black and blue, and the Principal was about calling our parents. My parents’ faces flashed through my mind.

Christians. Catechism. Bible tests every week. Family prayer every night. Fasting every month. Legionnaire. Jesus. Sins. Hell. Heaven. Damn! My family smelled Christian.

Immediately I remembered the saying, "Konji go kill you one day", I was planning my suicide. I would rather take my own life than let my Father kill me with that cable he uses to flog us at home.

"I would have contacted your parents and suspended all of you riffraff, but you lucky I woke up on my good side today" the Principal said. Immediately, I felt butterflies in my stomach. I felt myself regaining full consciousness.

The next day, the seven of us were matched to the front of the Assembly Ground like Arm robbers awaiting execution. We were beaten black and blue in front of everyone. We served as the scape goats. It wasn't funny!

After that day, we didn't watch pornos in school again, but at Chucks house this time. Lol.. Nevertheless, we all stopped it at a point after knowing there was no gain in it.

Say No to Pornos!!! Share your Indecency experience

Le Roi Emmy Idiege © 2018

iamJ:
ok people contact you to open account at first bank for them


My friend get out

Wetin come consign you?

Uncle Lalasticlala

My friend Joe, said he was in his room, alone and lonely when he had a knock on his door. Guess who it was? His Neighbour's maid. The bootylicious and well endowed maid. She had only come to borrow lighter, and he wooed her.

Boom! They did it, again and again. Alas! she took in, Joe became a father to an unexpected child and a Husband to a girl he feels isn't his class and he doesn't love.

He blames it on KONJI. Konji! Konji! Konji is a very bad thing sha, it can make you blame your neighbor's goat for the death of your great grandparents. The moment it steps in, you lose your brain and start thinking with your pen*s. HIV/AIDS becomes a fairy tale, you just want to do, and once you cum! You regain your senses and regret your actions. But it is too late! Walahi! konji is a bastard.

My friend David had his condom in his hand, but he was too high and excited to shag this girl he just met, Euphoria! He forgot to wear the condom , he did it and poured everything inside. She come carry belle, and that was it. He still blames it on KONJI.

I hereby blame konji! When konji takes over, Self control becomes powerless!!!


Le Roi Emmy Idiege © 2018

SexyDenzel:
Mine was the day I thought I have gone, I literally could see my body laying on my bed. Like the astral whatever they called it, I was white and I was leaving my body, shit scared the hell out of me meeehn I remembered my family and how sad they will be and I was like FUK IT! I'm not leaving this body I just walked back to where I was on the bed and lay exactly how my body was and Immediately I jerked back to the real world my heart was pounding so hard and fast that I can feel it hitting my chest like it wants to break my chest. That night was crazy.

Are serious about this story?

folake4u:
Ah !

1. I like going home at night from school even though there are cultists in my area.My mum has warned me severally but I no dey hear word . On this particular day,the street light in my area wasn't on and everywhere was dark ,I wasnt scared until I saw like 10boys sitting in the dark in one corner, afraid catch me(fear is an understatement),I was so scared that I started praying in my mind with Rape all over my imaginations and when i got closer I didnt know when i uttered "Good evening Bros" and immediately they started following me. Sh*t was crazy!! My heart was literally in my mouth and I started moving very fast until my neighbour came out from her house, God used that woman to save me oh . But sha the next day,i still entered the house late again .

2. The day my younger sister "died" ,I was crying instead of me to be praying like everyone was. God brought her back to life miraculously, i cant even explain but it was so scary.

Your number 2 story sha get as e be O. Lol

Benjaniblinks:
Sitting Down With My Friend On A Fence. Two Guys Came From No Where. Guy Give Me Ur Phone they Said (in Hausa) I Just Jejeli Give Them. My Friend Was Also Told D Same Nd He Refused. One Of Them Brought Out A Gun And Said (in Hausa) I Go Shot U O But My Friend Refuse To Relese His Phone. Boom. I Saw D Light And His Head Shattered. I Just Fell To The Other Side Of D 4foot Fence. The Happened October 8, 2017, Exactly 8:00pm. Guys I'm Still Trying To Recover From It.

Ops! They killed him? Where did this happen. Lalasticlala these stories are worth sharing. Mynd44

Lilymax:
The day i heard my late dad's voice calling my name.
Chills went down my spine that day

Maybe you were just day dreaming?

PrimadonnaO:
The store-room. It's along a corridor next to the guest bathroom, maybe they thought it was a separate toilet. Everyone was on the floor in that corridor. I wonder why they didn't check. I was right behind the door.

Wao.. What a testimony. You must be a Chosen member who worships the God of Lazarus.. Lol

PrimadonnaO:
No, they didn't. I was trying to pray. I couldn't find the words. My mouth couldn't open. I was transfixed in terror.

Hmmmm... Really terrific. Where exactly did you hide btw?

SoapQueen:
INEC 2015-Crossing the River Niger between the hours of 11pm -4am from Akili Ogidi to Ogbaru because of Presidential elections.

People fainted.

On a Boat?

Lalasticlacla

PrimadonnaO:
Many years ago when robbers invaded my house. It was just I, my mum, two younger sisters and kid bro. I was the only one up when they started breaking in. I woke everyone up and went into hiding. But, good Lord! That was the scariest moment of my life. I feared someome was going to get shot...they were hitting my mum with their guns repeatedly...I feared for my mum and sisters getting raped...And them finding me where I carefully hid.

That night was scary. I never want to relive it!

Did they spot you?

Darkseid:
The first time I had sleep paralysis, I thought I had gone to the great beyond. I could swear that I heard demons discussing my matter, it was scary as fvck.
These days, anytime I experience sleep paralysis, I'll just relax and wait for it to end.

I still feel there is something spiritual about this sleep paralysis though.

Peachess:
When my hostel was almost attacked by robbers, I almost peed my pants when I heard the sound outside. That's one scary night I don't like to remember.

Could it be UNICAL?

Ivorianaija:
Yes, but it was very difficult. A lot of people don't feel comfortable selling guns to women apparently.

Ops! You even a lady? In fact "U deserve some accolades"

Ivorianaija:
I was walking back from work one night by around 8 o'clock and a man was trailing behind me. I didn't think much of it until I noticed he started getting closer to me. I started walking faster, but was relieved when I felt my hand gun in my bag. Before I could open my car door he grabbed my shoulder. I was one step ahead of him. I kicked him directly in his privates, and hard. I was ready to shoot him but I drove off.

I'll never forget that night, and what could have happened if I wasn't prepared.

Brave moves! Hope your gun is licensed though?

RadicallyBlunt:
I do too but this one isn't firm/chubby, she's fattybombom. With hairy whiskers..not shaving

Lmfao... Shebi you be no see her before U woo her?