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QueenSuccubus:


Hahahaha...how it works?

I mean all this thing looks so complicated than the actual sex

Let me give you tips...the best time for sex Sex chat is late at night, when both of you are on your bed, and focused on the chat with no distraction. You could start by talking dirty, maybe about your sex life, then, the guy cud hint the girl on his sexual prowess and how good he is in bed, he does this indirectly, like gisting the girl about his sexcapades , and you girls love erotic stories. From there, she feels comfortable and open up to the guy, gradually the guy is mounting the sexual pressure in her.
The guy cud successfully do this by describing a sex scene to her, note, this guy must be good at sex and a seducer to make this work very easy. When she is in the mood, then you kick it to the point, by maybe asking her to play the T and D game with U. U start asking her abt wat she is wearing, how she is lying and all. Wen she tells U, U enter the world of fantasy with her via chatting, U take it gradually, make her feel you lying beside her, make her feel you softly touching her, make her feel your tongue Caressing her ears and neck.... Lol... Make I stop here... With all these, U two are in the mood, U take it gradual till U make her feel your dick inside her Pssy... It works... I'm a pro in jt!!! Can't start explaining all... U cud drop your number for a sex chat tonight... So U cud teach yo bf

QueenSuccubus:
Yeaaah...I wonder what is that as well?


Lefulefu, do u have any idea what sex chat means?

I'm very good at it... You wanna try, I can make you wet through sex chat... It's a mutual thing though, both parties have to be open and ready for it.

Dextology:
I am not a self praiser and my achievements isn't for online consumption.
A life of impact is greater than being a miser

Abeg, shift make I see road.

B2Spirits:
Were you born between January 20 and February 19 ?

Hmmmm... I rep 19 Feb sha

shitshappen:
Soon they will succeed in breaking her marriage, I pity the longthroat in her. Smh

Bad belle, which long throat again, is her husband complaining? So if u were in her shoes, U wudn't accept this offer of moving from grass to grace... Bad belle

Why jealous people plenty for nairaland na... Support this girl rather than dropping hate comments... Na wao

Make I hear say no be recent pic be this

This trend Will surely spark off tribal battle

Nah! Nt my kinda girls. Jus met one, so much of a loner. She doesn't like the fact that she is like that, but can't help it. She cud ignore your messages, and wen U go hard on her, she apologizes and tell U it wasn't deliberate, and dat U shud try to understand her kind of person. Infact, I might block her today, Kos she pissrs me off... #fvck sad gals. I like me some crazy girls with good sense of humor.

By Tomorrow we shall see another counter thread with the topic 'Why you shud have sex atleast once a day'

The fear of pregnancy makes me pull out Ooo.. No matter wat

HonestPen:
Intelligent people are temperamentally untalkative; they say less and act much. Moreover, it is visible in their eyes.

I beg to differ, don't mistake an intelligent person for a boring nerd. Most intelligent guys are vocal and arrogant to an extent.

Kachi188:
Code # 10
I saved the most important code for last because this is a rule that can never, ever be broken by any man on this earth. Never go after or date your bro’s exes. I do not care if she is Yvonne Nelson or Yvonne Okoro. I do not care if she says it’s okay. I do not care if she shows up at your house in the middle of the night in a bikini. You are not to touch your bro’s exes. If your bro breaks up with his girl, act like you broke up with her too. Also, never go after a girl your bro is already chasing. If you both meet a hot chick, whoever makes the first move gets to keep going after the prize.

All men are to follow these bro codes. Any violation of these codes will earn you an ass-whopping.

Concerning this last point, what if the said girl is someone you know, not through your friend btw, infact, U knew her before discovering she was dating your friend. In this case, if she breaks up with my friend, do I need to distant myself from her? Knowing too well that she has always been my friend before dating a bro.

Op , that is common with Calabar wives. They don't really welcome and entertain their husband's family members into their home. But they shower the man (husband) with good love, thereby, putting him in a confused state.
OP- SHINE YO EYE... I'm talking from experience

Cooked up story All for the traffic... Wish U well sha

jimss1:
I will love to visit obudu cattle ranch but for these people

No fear come, the ranch is a safe haven... The kidnapping is only around Obudu town which is abt 1hr : 30min drive to the ranch.

Long live the Nigerian police. May all the bad eggs in the force meet their waterloo, and May all those terrorising our lives also meet their waterloo like these kidnappers In Jesus name I pray... Amen!!!

PS- And I made front page again.. Back to back.

More - The little girl who was kidnapped yesterday, pointing at one of her abductors.

The residents of Obudu in Cross River State, have been having sleepless night due to high rate of kidnapping in the town. The kidnappers who abducted an 8 year old girl yesterday, 8th March 2017, met their waterloo today as they were captured by the police, and some items were recovered from them.

Reporter - Emmy Ogon Idiege

SuperS1Panther:
Thank you OBJ for revamping our Railway system in 2006 which some children of hate will want to solely ascribed to their looting Drunken Master of Otuoke.

Zombie... Must U showcase your stupidity openly?

And some of us the find food to chop... GOD why? The world would have been a better place if all were rich equally, no poverty and starvation, no class. I dream of an Utopic world

Funke and Jjc sha.... @Falz doing the weldone Sir pose.

pepemendy:
she day enjoy naija dick

Lol... Maybe

CHARLOE:
Hardly cld read her writeup, terrible English

Come on man!!! that is Facebook parlance. Don't expect anything too formal, is not some newspaper published work.

Too bad

Yuneehk:
She has a beef with "I'm"

Foul ynash don dey open small small. Go on, reveal more! She wanted to make us jealous by making us think she was happily married, her husband was spoiling her with so much gifts and so on. It's obvious they were all showoffs for social media. This just goes to tell everyone never to believe all the show show we see online.

Aunty Tonto, thanks for letting us know how much of a liar you are

Bad belle

Lalasticlala Seun fynestboi this is front page worthy

Reporter - Emmy Ogon Idiege

According to her -

A South African Facebook user condemns xenophobic attack on Nigerians by her country men and also calls for peace.

Mod pls help me delete this thread... It was duplicated, gotta delete one... I can't do it!!!

Somebody is vexing... Call the police, call 911 please!!!

Lol... While serving I was a master skippo...always skipping functions but never caught, tanx to my God who understands dat body no be wood. I always 'smell danger, I tink SSS need my services as a dictative.

mmmustapha:
on behalf of the good people of KD, I welcome you to the safest state in Nigeria.

Wat an irony