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My best is T and D... I be like 'Tell me d colour of yo pant'

Bro chill... Is nt abt lesbianism. Is about one ridiculing another tribe, whereas she ain't perfect. It's a tribal battle, nt a lesbian battle.... Get yo fact right...

Keep them coming

K

Skmoda360:
mad over you kee...is that not from runtown.

Yeah, he did a cover of d song

I wont read that, because cancer is not my portion in Jesus name.. Amen.

I jus downloaded his mix, and I regret doing dat.. Aside Hollup, Skin tight and sample U.. His other songs are trash.. His mad over you cover is so wack... Yeye boy

MTCHEEEEEEEEEW

Hahahahahahahah, serves u right brother. U tarnished Goodluck's image, U wrote different demeaning stuffs abt him, U encouraged sedition against him. But d poor Otuoke man who owns no shoe didn't lay his fingers on U. He ignored U totally, even though u contributed to his downfall. D Buhari U supported before is the one dealing with yo ass now. Jus a year and in office, he can't take yo excesses anymore... Ntooooor Karma is a biatch, it fukkks with yo kind...

Hahahahahahahah, serves u right brother. U tarnished Goodluck's image, U wrote different demeaning stuffs abt him, U encouraged sedition against him. But d poor Otuoke man who owns no shoe didn't lay his fingers on U. He ignored U totally, even though u contributed to his downfall. D Buhari U supported before is the one dealing with yo ass now. Jus a year and in office, he can't take yo excesses anymore... Ntooooor Karma is a bitch, it fukks with yo kind...

K

Chai where are my E-warriors? Can we mobilized ourselves, head straight to Twitter and finish, I mean destroy, I mean bring down dis man dat just insulted our annoying but beloved country... He has bitten more Dan he can chew insulting Nigeria is d last tin he shud have ever thought of... Chai!!!

iamawara:
Ambode is working

My fren, where d work? . . Dos are mere graphics. Till u see d buses on d Street of Lagos, dnt applaud anyone yet...

Just when I thought the Op was serious, I realized he was still in d dream realm... OP wake up already, dis is 2017, Nigeria is in recession, no better thing happening!! ! D Lagos Danfo drivers I know ain't fit for dis kind of bus...

That man is a hypocrite, we kno their kind. They come out to blast ladies in d open, crawl into their inbox begging dem for sex... It's her bridal shower, it's her last opportunity to live young, wild and free. So let her be, kos after d wedding she might nt act dis crazy anymore... Once again... Hypocrite

Babygal4eva:
What I don't understand is why you had to snap your chat and post it in a public forum?

Props to the girl tho, if a guy said all she was saying to me I'll run the other way sounds like a scam.

Next

Abt posting pic of the chat, Hello Missy, calm down already... U dnt kno him nor d gal in question, so putting up d chat here is no crime since he appears anonymous.
Unto d next one, nothing is scam abt dis conversation, gals like U are d reason why Nigeria ain't growing.

AGONY OF A CORPER
(Partially my experience)
By EMMY Ogon Idiege

I pledged to serve Nigeria my country
To Obey the clarion call of glory.
Thus, I was sent on a mission
To the North-Central of the nation
To exercise my patriotism
Amidst, the tribalism and terrorism
I obeyed with Espirit DE Corps
And Utmost enthusiasm

The gates of Magaji Dan - Ya musa orientation camp Keffi
Stared at me in pity and sorrow
For it knows what is in store for me
As I alight from d bus
Unwelcoming was the sun rays
That poured on my skin like hot coal
Instantly, I lost my freshness
Like hay dried up for ages
Oh! What have I gotten myself into?

Right in front of the gate of doom
Were heartless soldiers
Hungry Angry Man O war
Brutal police officers
Who subjected my tender soul and body
To three weeks of torture
O yes! They termed it drilling
Immediately I knew I was in for
A National Youth Suffering Course (NYSC)

They send us to remote villages
Where accessing clean water is a privilege
With no hope of electricity
No mobile signal for connectivity
Steadily monitored by ugly faces of hostility
So U won't break their girls virginity
And go into extinction
O yeah! So they said

Like the walls of Jericho
Their daughters fall in love with U
Like a thief at night
They sneak into your room
Like suckers for love
They preach their undying desire for U
Like a South-South boy U play along too
But Wary of the dangers and doom

Our blood now a medium for communication
When the thugs are in commotion
With the government of the nation
Or outcome of the election
They vent their anger on us
Because 'We be government pikin'

I pledged to serve motherland
Under the sun or in the rain
With dedication and selflessness
With much optimism and no pessimism
But the government and the people
Have made it seem impossible

Cc Lalasticlala move to front page so prospective Corp members could learn from this experience and write up.

Forming good boy now..wen TY comes back U go back to being the old U

Amaechi- We will render this country useless
Dalung and others- hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaahaahahahaha zoogerians will suffer[b][/b]

K

I Can't even afford hot note 2, and U coming up with another worth hundred of thousands. Hw did I get here? This thread ain't for broke ass like me...#bye I Can't even afford hot note 2, and U coming up with another worth hundred of thousands. Hw did I get here? This thread ain't for broke ass like me...#bye

So I didn't make front page? Infact, I will reserve my epic comment! My comment are only for frontpage, kos I'm one of dos who reads only frontpage comments...mtcheeeew!

Hmmmmm! 666 made third class.
Evil number! Graduates of armargedon! The devil selected them specially. End time class of graduates! I wud rather graduate with a pass than b among d 666 third class graduates!!!

And some pple wud b comparing beloveth watsapp with user friendly feature and interface to complicated BBM.
I no blame dem sha, naija gals wud always wanna say bbm over watsapp kos of the unnecessary hype of bbm back in the days wen techno cud not ping!
#Teamwatsapp

Buhari which way?

Buhari which way? Do and go with yo badluck. We need #Goodluck!!!

This defines me.....I rep 19th February!