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Bro, there is something U guys don't understand. Sometimes, suffer, poverty and way of life affects ones skin tone.
For example, as a young boy from a poor home. I trek to a distant school under the scourging sun everyday, I bath with black native soap, most times I don bath before going to bed, I rub kernel oil or vaseline, I don't eat skin nourishing foods, With all these practices, do U expect my complexion to be well toned like it was really meant to be? Nope!

Today, things have gotten better, I 'm barely under the sun, I bath regularly, I eat well, I use good creams and soap. Life got better; I got fresher and lighter.
Wud U say I'm bleaching? I don't think so, kos d parts of my body were I don't apply creame are even fairer!

But why? I've always known Tiv people to be so wicked and wild. Why kill this gals jus like dat. If only U had killed barbaric fulanis this way, Agatu will be free.
They were pleasuring each other, how is that their business? Ok fine, it is wrong, why not report them to the police or preach to them to change.

This reminds me of ALUU killing, I'm so pained right now. Hey! I'm not an advocate of lesbianism, neither am I in support of jungle justice for lesbians. I pray the culprit are apprehended and burnt at stake too.
Maybe, the gals refused to give dem Pvssy to fvck, dem boys jus use this opportunity to payback in a horrible way. RIP GALs!

Yeeeeeees! I will with no delays! After marrying her, I take her to church for deliverance!

Yeeeeeees! I will with no delays! After marrying her, I take her to church for deliverance!

Bro, this is suicidal. U want to kill yo self before yo time? This is a real heavy duty!!!

So wetin cause the fire? why dem no show us where d fire start or atleast one thing wey burn. Dem com d show us gutters and wall wit no trace of fire!

nuelzy:
of all my quotees... i find u the most daft!!! .... so give me more creme la creme gist.. ... ode!!

most successful nd popular my shitty ass

I was jus letting U kno why he won't and can never be pained because Davido got Ghanians hailing him. U kno wat? U a punk ass hater. Get a job bro, hating won't help U!

nuelzy:
one short talentless liar with two illegitimate kids will be roasting black in envy right now




u know him right the one that did back up singer for drake?? yes.. he is also the one dat lied of owing a house dat linda ikeji bursted ...

please give us d broke ass's name cos it always eludes me

Shut Up! Hater. Jus so U kno, wizkid is the most successful and popular Nigerian musician home and abroad. He mingles with the world best. In London, he is part of the 'disturb london family' one of the biggest hiphop record label own by tempah London no 1 rapper. In the US he rolls with d best and dates d creme la creme of America. Go to youtube and check his views and large number of western fans. Dude, again, shup yo crap!

To be rich man swt die!
God oh God! make me a very rich man one day! God, the sooner the better, so I can use my wealth to proclaim yo gospel, make me a living testimony God oh God!

Op, don't give up too soon, U've told her your mind. Still be friend with her, she now knows U have feelings for her, she cud be considerate in a long run and give in to yo request.
In my year one, I met this girl, we were so close and best of friends. I later asked her out, she said we were too close, and dat we're better off as jus friends **chai friendzone**. I felt so bad, and started giving her some space, she was so used to me dat she cud nt bear the distance anymore, we became close again, with no strings attached though, as time went on, she developed feelings for me unconsciously and we started doing it ** bad tins**. At the end, we were best of frens and lovers forever. Up till dis very day, she stil calls even though we far apart and probably she is dating someone. She can't jus keep off me.
OP, al hopes are not lost, jus play kul with her and luck might be yos!

Pack d pant, but no touch am. U fit use long stick and big basket. Touch it at yo own peril, forget say dem don wash den, touching it might infest U!

See body. Her kpomo big sha O...see shape; see kpomo!

K

Chai! Ashawo snake...The snake gave her a head and she died! RIP madam!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Na who chop bellefull go get time to do this rubbish. Btw, they all look hungry and ugly!!!

Them go say na concept! Concept gone err!

booked!

Jessidaisy4:
Not nice Reminds me of those pants men wore in the olden days

That is the concept ma'am. It is called innovation!

Destiny can be delayed but not denied...babe, dat where U belong, don't try to shy away, U belong to d beer parlour men!

I think this will help a broda! Jejely Following

olihilistic:
lol if you be amigo then dodorima to you bro

I sprinkle d blood of Jesus on U! Spirit of cultism and dodorima leave in Jesus name....Egbon, ,make una carry una wahala leave dis place. Who cultism epp?

olihilistic:
lol if you be amigo then dodorima to you bro

i sprinkle d blood of Jesus on U! Spirit of cultism and dodorima leave in Jesus name....Egbon, ,ake una carry una wahala leave dis place. Who cultism epp?

Op, are U Oliver twist?
Unless U are Oliver twist, pls be grateful for once! U know how many years and how much he spent to acquire the knowledge he impacts? Remember knowledge is wealth, he is selling his intellectual property, U are jus a marketer, getting 33% of d income generated is fair enouth....Oliver Like U!

Play hard to get with me, I go run hard away!
Op! Abeg teach us how to make MONEY:

DAramis:
If I had established financially and ready to marry, I would definitely marry from any of the two states especially Akwa ibom where I met some one.

NB: I am a graduate looking for a tangible job that will keep body and soul together.

wish U al d bex boss!

One minute silence for al the Rams! May d soul of man who died wit d rams RIP...can I hear U say 'Amen'

Oh sharap there Minister! U tink we like buying the transformers?
Wen una transformer get wahala, U report to these yeye electricity distribution companies, dem go post una tire. Som times, for one year na promise and fail. D community resort to contributing money and buying these transformers themselves. If U kno epp yoself, who go epp U?

DAramis:
Very True

But I think it is called kopnomi (according to an akwa ibomite and it is usually done if you are very handsome in order to prevent other rival women from snatching you). I am not trying to cast aspersion on them.

I know of a calabar girl that I like but distance is a hindrance (and in relationships most times, out of site is out of mind for the women folks).

Most of what you said and op opinions are true but on a long run, if you want to marry from South south region, I think it is good to marry from Calabar followed by Akwa Ibom if you meet[b]home trained ones[/b]

tanx for d correction...noted! Yeah, Calabar gals try sha!

Dem stand like shy lovers. Why shy dem shy, well, even if dem shy shy, shy dem shy for me? Afterall they are a people?

Op...I concur, speaking from experience, I wud say U are not far from the truth, but then, there is always a 'but'.
1. A calabar can be so romantic and caring, but cheating is in her DNA, al dos cares she gives to U is not becos she has gone head over heels for U, it is because she has been programmed by her mum to do so.
2. Calabar has d highest number of landladies, wat do I mean? As romantic as she is, she can end yo life wit d slightest provocation. Den control most of yo wealth.
3. A calabar lady wud treat her husband right, treat him like a demi-god, but won't reciprocate same gesture on her husband's relatives. While she cook assorted for her husband, she starves his relatives.
4. Calabar women don't wanna b called 'Mama'. They wish they can remain ever young, they prefer U call them 'aunty' even at 90. They detest old age, typical example 'SEN. Ita Giwa'.
5.Have U ever had of 'Cocknomi'? Pardon my spelling, it means 'do as I say', it is a magic portion Calabar women are known for putting in men'S food, after eating that food, bro, she start controling yo life, and d nex thing is for U to open such thread jus like wat OP has done!
6. Calabar ladies are 'sexmaniacs', dey like sex die, hence, their married women always keep sugar boys. They like fine boys eh!
Nevertheless, the best love I ever got was from my Calabar chick. She always got my back like I'm her scl bag, she can pet me eh, but she b no get only me, but wen she is wit me, she treats me like a king. If U d jealous type U can't date a calabar gal.
Al these points na for Efik, Akwa Ibom gals sha, Northern Cross Riverian gals are kinda kul.
Last shot- most of dem are dating materials but not marriage materials.