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hungryboy:
Nigerians matter don tire me sha,
When you no get money,
The look down on you, and disrespect you,
When you finally make money,
Begin show dem say you don arrive,
Dem begin dey yab you say you dey show off Ill gotten wealth, you get poverty mentality etc

Gbam! U nailed it bro!!!

My reason is lame but let me jus say it. As a corp member who lives alone in the middle of no where, I cook for myself. I planned on making stew today, so during d late hours of yesterday (6:20pm) I went to d market to buy stuffs for the stew, and foolishly forgot the meat I bought @ d Aboki's place. Chai! Na so life tire me, I cudn't go back to get it kos it was too late already and dis aboki mus have gone to mosque (6:30 prayers). So, I went there dis morning!
Irrespective of the above reasons, lately I miss church alot. One sunday on; two sundays off! God deliver me!!!;(

Op, correct yoself. Those are PdP members being presented a goat which symbolises all the APC members. In other words APC members are all goats who shall be slaughtered by PdP come 2019!
That is jus wat d gift implies! Oya clap for me
PS- fvck APC and PDP...they al suck. Was jus explaining d pic as I see am!!!

Too much haters and sadists on nairaland e.g Patriotic9jaboy who claims she is looking for cheap fame! Wtf is wrong with some people, sombody doing her thing out of cheer benevolency and love, she didn't ask nairaland or other sites to post it, she posted it on her twitter account atleast so others with such heart cud follow suit, U here spilling giberish saying she is looking for cheap fame. The thunder that will fire U eh, is undergoing fortification!

They keep signing but we see no work!

Who cares...I dont even fancy Pepsi. I wud go for coke anyday, anytime...Pepsi jus b like imitation of coke, and mirinda like imitation of fanta! Why drink a wannabe, wen d original is available!

abokibuhari:
use less monopolist

I hate yo kind. Sadist, bad bell, enemy of progress al na U. For crying out loud, this is a capitalist state. Who stoped U from competing with him. Bro, cut the man some slack and go get a job!

Y'al saying fake story mus b kidding!
So U dnt kno d season has come! This is 'ember months and occurrences like this are not new to me! Blood money and ritualist season! God help, guard and protect yo 'shuldren'

Oh! NCAN has been dissapointed. No names. But then I can help, with my tribe detection technology. I can scan their faces to know their ethnicity.
Scanning.......>Checked!
The guy on blue is Igbo precisely from Aba, while the guy on Nig. Jersey is Half Yoruba (Ogun) and half Hausa(Daura).
On this note, I say it's a Wazobia affair!
The Niger Deltans are free from this. Those people don't commit crime, they only fight for their right!

Scripted shit! Video skit!!!
I almost believed the whole thing, but when I saw 'Please subscribe to my channel' I new it was scripted!

Naija men and polygamy are inseparable, it's either they are legally polygamous(many wives) or illegally polygamous (concubines).
FFK is fair enof, three wives; three kids. This is wat I call even distribution of resources!
Front page material!

IBB giving advice like a King Solomon! Why is it dat wen our leaders are on power, they act foolish and annoying, but immediately they step down, they become advisors and sympathisers...why?

Oga O! Was dat wat they ask U to say?
This is jus a cooked up story by the family so as to avert any form of stigmatisation of the child or her mum by the public!
Lol...see the pikin head sef resemble SHEKAU Own!

This gal again...if nairaland mod say na U, na U! Tonto has come and gone! Patience Jonathan has come and gone! Jumoke has come and gone! Now na Rahama turn. Rahama do and come and go abeg!

Buhari govt and bad news are like dat Zuma picture...if U dnt kno d picture avail yoself d opportunity to read d writeup below-

Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed! Do u kno d pic now? If no, read d first four words again!

Dat d kind of fire burning @ Aso Rock Villa right now!
If U dnt understand wat I meant, pls read the write up below, U might understand it afterall.

Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed...Yes U are

k

Oga seun shey poor man no go survive for Nigeria again abi?

Shey na una tell us to d browse nairaland free with airtel free basic? Ok fine!
Why una kom restrict some features 4 free mode.e.g
1. With free mode U can't login
2. With free mode U can't view pics. Imagine I go see thread like 'Cossy and her boobs storm the street of London' I click but can't see d boobs. Na so I go d read comment den d imagine d boobs for my mind. Ah! Helpu Seun.
It wasn't like dis wen freebasics started na. Wetin com happen seun, na recession kos am?
Abeg, pity us! Remember #changebeginwithU

K

kidman96:
I'm sorry I was wrong. But u don't have to be a dick making statements like "may it not be ever better for U".

Now U come! Apology accepted, curse withdrawn, may it be better for all of us in Jesus name....Amen

TerrorSquad147:
we're in the Era of plagiarism, so Bros it's allowed

bro, to be honest, I don't kon wat dat boy is talking about. All wat I wrote up there is nothing but my life experience. I don't kno him, neither do I kno wat he is talking about. Or maybe he is jealouse of the likes I got. I pray he changes for good!

kidman96:
You have no shame. You just can't use your brain instead you plagiarize my post.

wat does it profit me to plagiarize yo post bro, why lieing against me bro, do I kno U? If truely I plagiarize yo post may it never be better for me, but if U lying for cheap publicity, may it not be ever better for U!

what did U do to yo ex or that old woman in yo village. I tink they have a hand in this. Yo case file has been tendered in their coven...pray and fast!

martineverest:
mtchwww.....bleacher ,defending himself.i wonder y all african-americans arent fairer despite living in good condition like u mentioned.....genevieve,ini edo,desmond elliot,patience ozokwo etc are all living in good conditions.y havnt they turned white?

People living in california,nevada,arizona,brazil,north africa,middle east,sudan etc experiences hotter conditions compared to ours.y arent dey bleaching

lol, bro I don't look bleached! Those persons U mention have natural darker shades of black. Many Nigerians are Of the complexion of ice cube and Tyler Perry, but due to our weather and lifestyle their complexion seems darker than it ought to be! Most African Americans look lighter kos of weather and lifestyle.

I never new water helps to make our skin glow in freshness and also moisturizes our skin, hence makes us look healthy. Not until as a teenager I was battling with pimple, dat was wen I surf the net looking for tips on getting healthier skin and every site I visit emphasise on drinking of water and eating of fresh fruits. Today my pimple is history, need I tell U, I drink lot of water.
But I can piss twenty times a day sha

skywalker001:
can u expantiate on d bolded line

No P...good creams and soap doesn't mean bleaching creams and soap. We have expensive creams and soaps that are shea butter products et al. that don't bleach ones skin. They are made of honey and natural products. Also a U don't call a cream like Nivea bleaching creams, we have other expensive products made from natural ingredients out there! They don't bleach you, but will make yo skin shine and glow with pride.
Note- I called them good creams kos they are far better than d kernel oil and black soaps I used and rubbed as a kid!

Nigerians are fantastically funny!!! Even at d peak of recession, we still wear smiling faces!!!