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fleyboy02: Ma no talk,, coz if i do they will say i'v spoil someone's thread,,,jst passing

What else can you say other than I have read it before?

Matter is anything that has weight and can occupy space.


Happy Sunday pals. Go to church oo. Stay outta trouble.

Hahahahahaha. Sure I did. I promise to complete it after service today.




I dont mean the Journey; but the story.

A ::R::apist entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife's ear and went to the bathroom...

The husband said to the wife "satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love u"

Wife said "he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear dat he is ::g::a::y::, he needs vaseline and I told him it's in the bathroom. So be strong, I love u too......!!!

thatgurlvixen: I said I will chew u like chewing stick,,roll u like belt,,put u inside waterproof gift pack and then dash u out.. Oya Near me first

lets suspend it till we are back from church sha. I'm not afraid ooooh.



sleep tight sweet.

luxanne: Wake up

Lol..
Am off to bed dear.

Alright Luxi lovie. We'll continue later today. Ciao.

Shugamania: I'm uncatchable.



Got to go fun people. Goodnight nd sweetdreams guys.

Okay lovie. Run now sha. Till later today after church.

Miss ya. Sleep tight. One love.

thatgurlvixen: Twas a 'bro to sis' kiss

Wake her na..u will see what I will do to you go ahead.. I dare you

*hurrily does 50 sit-ups, 50 press up, lift weight*.

Rushings back to meet Vixen flexin my muscle, showing her my 6packs*


WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU WILL DO? REMIND ME.

luxanne: Jb and Emmyk, howdy guys?

I'm cool. I like ur bedsheet's color ooo.

Shugamania:
Play indeed.

Me ba?? Lemme catch you. Wagba!

thatgurlvixen: Oya chop kiss

Put toothpick to hold them in place

Tryna reach d fridge for you know what without alerting mumc

ehm. Two seconds kiss??

That's way too short *yawnings*

1 minute kiss or I'll wake mum. Deal or no deal?

Jbluv55: Unfortunately I dnt snore lyk dat

So let's have 'em.

I didnt mean snoring. I mean you are presently on an errand for pops.

And I cant wait till u will get back.

thatgurlvixen: Emmy sweetness..hw u doin??

wow. "sweetness". *blushing for centuries*


I'm cool. Cozy weather for two *winks* my eyes are shutting, trying to hold.


You?

harlos: Let someone tell me she is not coming so i'll go and sleep

"she's not coming so I'll go and sleep





I just said it.

Lemme guess, Ms.Pee?

Jbluv55: Emmyk wats gud. Werin you carry com for the boys?

Goodies, buh sadly ur snoring already.

Vixen mamma. Twale. Two hands in the air for you alone.

Luxanne, I see you tho.

Shugamania: Lol. God don comot ASUU palaver from my life jare, but I'm still praying for u guys. It go better.

reminds me of "ah go always play for youuu, make the grace of Jesus see you through...".

Jbluv, Morning ke? Abeg which country are you?

9icegee: *sitting right behind him...sleeping on and off on top of de chair i'v been sitting on since morning, waiting for drama to unfold...my pop corn finished, wine finished. Everytin finished...only de cane remaining and am seriously starting to think to use it!*

LoL. On whose body?


Wait, you eat cane. I understand.

Log.of.wood.

Where is my buddy, 9icegee

My fellow brothas and sisters. I greet you all ooo..

Shugamania: O n lo fine o. Urs?

Up Nigeria

Daadaa. Aku "ASUU will call off strike soon" news.


How body?

Roda94: Thanks, I will deffo try it out. I'm willing to try anything at this rate

Wish you the best

Roda94: Well me I find it hard to say that 'gb' sound and the 'p' sounding like 'kp' It is really hindering me being able to speak Yoruba fluently though I am getting better slightly. If I can't pronounce those words I doubt I'd be able to be fully fluent because they appear alot in the language lool

eyah. I dont think there is anything you can do about it o.

I had a foreign friend, she told me then to teach her to pronounce "Gbenga", the more Gbenga I said, the more "Benga" she replied.

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