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sambroose: You ask your neighbor abeg you get MTN free browsing cheat and he started looking at you in an unholy way..........like say him sef no dey find am

lmao

hands up and close your eyes

debayun: I really wanna understand somfin d part wey dem talk sey make I no bring phone and oda electronic gadgets I get but which 1 b d 1 dem talk sey make I no bring biro and pencil or calculator me wey b science student wey dey do mathematics hw dem want make I do am no b wickedness b dat I no understand una sch ooo som1 pls explain

that's just the way it is bro. the maths questions they ask does not even need calculator

We have 774 local governments in Nigeria.

We operate a Presidential system of government in Nigeria.

The first military head of state of Nigeria - Major Gen. Aguiyi Ironsi.


The first executive president of Nigeria- Shehu Shagari.


General Buhari was/is the only head of state of Nigeria since Yakubu Gowon era who never change the price of fuel.

NYSC was created by Yakubu Gowon in 1973.

More coming...

Larson007: Plz, i have a Question to ask and i Need a answer to my Question... Will dis post Utme commence

that's not a question. Really.

Whenever I come across a stranger, and such stranger ask me for direction, I do checking my balls seconds later, just before he/she 'disappears'.

I spit on the ground and immediately step on it with leg. Because if I leave it unstepped and someone step on it, I'll have soar throat.

I get paranoid often when bathing that I have a murderer checking on me, so, I quickly rush to the bathroom's door to see the killer.

Also, when I close my eyes to apply shampoo, I get paranoid that someone will kill me,so I quickly open my eyes to check despite the pains from the shampoo.

How about you?

[quote author=deejay_harry1]When is their post utme exam Asking for a freind[/quote]August 15th to 17th

Nice one from Eguavoen. It's high time government gave them.

So many gospel music. Brb, lemme get my hankerchief

Op, your source. If you want it to reach frontpage.

This guy is mad. .

This thing is looooong. But I read half and got your point.



Also, I dont know why credit in English Language is a requisite to enter university. Majority of Nigerians believe English is the true test of knowledge.

Time will tell.

KSU post UTME holds August 15th to 17th.. Lets see who'll stop that.

It is well. Get well soon. Your a music Legend.

Mobile.




Because I was robbed of my laptop.

If you are using a java phone, you should know you cant post new post on your blog, edit your settings and so on, except you go through your gmail account to post whatever you want so it can appear on your blog.

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samhay: Plz my broda woke up & yawned & could not close his mouth again

omo, this one na Gobe oo.

How wide did he open his mouth? I remember my parents do tell me not to open my mouth so wide again while I was a kid,because of one woman in our village in ur brotha's senario..I often open it so wide to yawn, that it makes a sound.

tell him to watch the wideness of his mouth when yawning....

@Op. Great work...I use hard brush,... Wisdom.....so my gums do bleed. I guess I'm use to it. I even feel my teeth aint clean yet till it bleed. I scrumb it real hard as well. .

Can you recommend a good softbrush?, because all these ₦200.00 own often bend after I use it once or twice..

Really? I thought you would say Bread n tea....and Pounded yam.

So wetin concern me? Mscheeeew

Yeah. Few times. When you look at their facial futures/appearance.

Especially their region in Africa.....southern, western or eastern....

I'll look to their faces,...then we'll laugh it off.

ileobatojo: People! Learn and teach stop, drop and roll to minimize burn injuries.....

I doubt anyone in pains will remember the tips... All that will come to your senses is RUN! RUN!! RUN!!!

Rip

I dont even know why I keep it.
I do only this finger tho. Not a fan of long nails.

Igala joor

Click this link to attempt ksu 2012 pume questions. http://www.ksuportal.tk/password . Cheers.

Sheykpe..... #justkidding

Cuss till road is clear

demmy55: I almost turned myself into a stammerer when I was a kid.

I was always trying to imitate other stammering kids, before I knew it, I was gradually turning into one.

Thank God for the intervention of my parent.

when I saw the thread, I was coming to post exactly the same thing you did.

One of the guy's name is SEGUN, abi? We lived in Olunlade, Ilorin.

Lmao. If not for my parents too. I learn things fast....one guy too that I imitated,..he often eats his fingernails, and fingers be like bleeding.. He's still doing it till date.