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FamilyRe: An Open Letter To My Co-Tenant By A Nairalander by Emmytes(m):
Ishilove:
You're a pussy. Only a pussy ass nigga will come to the internet to rant instead of confronting his neighbour man to man. Is Mr B a Nairalander? No he isn't so how will he see this?

Pussy!!







Modified: Sarcasm flies over the heads of most Nigerians like fighter jets

Take your L like a boss and stop hiding under sarcasm. You goofed, period!

The definition of sarcasm must be lost on me cause I don't see anything sarcastic about your rant.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Prays For Death Of Relatives “Blocking Your Way” by Emmytes(m): 10:23am On Dec 09, 2017
Daddy G.O don play penalty go throw in. sad
RomanceRe: The Joke Is On You by Emmytes(m): 11:37pm On Dec 08, 2017
manutdrichie:
Chief render help to your friend small oo

Nothing is too small sir

4382065 bet9ja

Chai!

Nairaland will not be the end of me. grin grin grin

You are the idîot licking piiko's ass on the other thread, so you were actually warming your way to his heart by being his bîtch. Internet troll at day and a miserly begger at night. You ought to cover your head in shame.

May amadioha inflict you with elephantiasis of the gonads if you ever mention me to type shît.

Drop your acct number, let me help your miserable
life.
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Account Is Credited With 10,000 This Mourning By Unknown Person by Emmytes(m): 2:17pm On Dec 08, 2017
God save you from the shackles of poverty so you can stop living a fake life on the Internet.

Btw, send my regards to the IGP grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Account Is Credited With 10,000 This Mourning By Unknown Person by Emmytes(m): 2:08pm On Dec 08, 2017
[quote author=ChiefPiiko post=63093898]cheesy cheesy try harder[/quote


somebody said your head is like a tuber of yam... I didn't believe him till I saw this pic. cheesy

Nice suit btw
grin

Nairaland GeneralRe: My Account Is Credited With 10,000 This Mourning By Unknown Person by Emmytes(m): 1:58pm On Dec 08, 2017
ChiefPiiko:
I swear anybody can be who there want to be on the net

Exactly!

Anybody can claim their father is richer than Dangote while in real life they are hawking gala in Lagos traffic.

Everything about you reeks of mediocrity. No swag, no class, zero game. The girls you roll with both online and offline are just bland. You are just another average ebonyi village boy that should be serving as a houseboy somewhere. grin

Fake ass pusssy boy.
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Account Is Credited With 10,000 This Mourning By Unknown Person by Emmytes(m): 1:50pm On Dec 08, 2017
makydebbie:
ChiefPiiko, no be this one drop sexcapade yesterday dey act like o.b.o.? cheesy cheesy

Common sense would tell you am trolling cause the acct number ain't even real.

I suggest you practice what you've written on your signature. I'm not one of this small boys you play with online. Now run along.
undecided
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Emmytes(m): 12:37pm On Dec 08, 2017
I need a good phone to substitute the one I am using. Any ideas guyshuh
FamilyRe: This Is Not A Relationship Issue by Emmytes(m): 12:24pm On Dec 08, 2017
You and this your côck and bull stories.... undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Account Is Credited With 10,000 This Mourning By Unknown Person by Emmytes(m): 11:49pm On Dec 07, 2017
ChiefPiiko:
Mr Moet


I hail oo Rich man

You find me come here.

E dakun sir
cheesy
RomanceRe: Airforce 1...borrow Me 20k by Emmytes(m): 11:32pm On Dec 07, 2017
Internet Richest Man, your assistance is needed here!

The amount in question is not up to what you spend on your dog monthly. So this should be like a drop of water from the ocean.

Help this young man and God will replenish you.


Cc chiefpiiko
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Emmytes(m): 10:54pm On Dec 07, 2017
henryduru2:
see am

The specs mad gan!

This is from 150k upwards
shocked
RomanceRe: Guys, What's Your Guilty Pleasure? by Emmytes(op): 10:48pm On Dec 07, 2017
khristal87:
D sensation of cottonbud in my ears is next to orgasm

RomanceRe: Guys, What's Your Guilty Pleasure? by Emmytes(op): 10:47pm On Dec 07, 2017
BIGVAJINA:
Insulting fools like the op angry

Haba

Wetin I do ma? Forgive abeg.

RomanceRe: Guys, What's Your Guilty Pleasure? by Emmytes(op): 10:45pm On Dec 07, 2017
NoFavors:
Picking my nose
We all guilty bruh cheesy
RomanceRe: South African People Are Enjoying by Emmytes(m): 10:43pm On Dec 07, 2017
manutdrichie:
Imbe.... grin
Piiko's bîtch.... cheesy
RomanceRe: South African People Are Enjoying by Emmytes(m): 10:37pm On Dec 07, 2017
manutdrichie:
grin grin grin grin

e pain am

Chiefpiiko is not your mate kid!
Next time show some respect to him

I bet you suck his dîck cause of the peanuts you get from him. cheesy

Don't stop working for that money boy cause obviously you need it.
. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Account Is Credited With 10,000 This Mourning By Unknown Person by Emmytes(m): 9:51pm On Dec 07, 2017
Oga no vex, Na me send am by mistake. I'm so thrilled that there are still honest People in this country.

Send am back to my account abeg. 01281791681, GTB

God bless you as you do so.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins 2017 Ballon D’or; His 5th Award (Photos) by Emmytes(m): 8:48pm On Dec 07, 2017
Well deserved

Bleep the haters!!
RomanceRe: South African People Are Enjoying by Emmytes(m): 8:44pm On Dec 07, 2017
manutdrichie:
Chief! chief!!

Am happy u didn't give him d honour by quoting the imbe
Scumbag

Don't forget to suck his dîck!
SportsRe: Ronaldo Wins 2017 Ballon D’or by Emmytes(m): 8:41pm On Dec 07, 2017
King CR7

Haters, go and die !!
cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys, What's Your Guilty Pleasure? by Emmytes(op): 4:06pm On Dec 07, 2017
Kingsteve:
Recently...attracted to ukwu of married women. This is bad, real bad!
Oh well...it's a guilty pleasure, isn't it?
Lmao

I guess it is but don't let it get you in trouble
grin
RomanceRe: Guys, What's Your Guilty Pleasure? by Emmytes(op): 4:04pm On Dec 07, 2017
Blackhawk01:
Belching out loud cheesy lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Haha

I'm guilty of this too but strangely am not ashamed of doing it in front of people except in a formal gathering though.
RomanceRe: Guys, What's Your Guilty Pleasure? by Emmytes(op): 2:01pm On Dec 07, 2017
DOUBLEWAHALA:
guilty pleasure I need more light on it pls

Something you like doing that you'll not most probably be ashamed to do in public. It could be picking your nose, or scratching and sniffing your balls like me

grin
RomanceRe: Guys, What's Your Guilty Pleasure? by Emmytes(op): 1:58pm On Dec 07, 2017
Chuknovski:
I like to fold my ears back and forth, I like its cold feelings on my body, I even do it stylishly in public.. lols

Haha

That's a new one
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Emmytes(m): 1:55pm On Dec 07, 2017
Hello folks,

Please I need a phone for about 60k. What's the best phone I can get at that price?

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