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swiz123:Hahaha, I think everybody does that |
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iamJ:#18million gang
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I like sniffing my fingers after scratching my balls. Especially in the morning or after working out, right before I hit the shower. There is this weird satisfaction it gives, it makes me feel alive. ![]() I bet most guys do this. So ladies and gents, what's yours? |
At this age, your only achievement is following and stalking underage girls on the internet upandan like a he-goat. Anu mpama! |
Have sex at night only. By then, the spèrms will be tired and asleep. |
Archbishop88:Shut your mouth, afonja slave |
Martin0:Lol If you swear say you never cheat or you never think of am.... Make i no too talk. The truth is bitter. |
Op, I found it hard to believe that you've been in the Us for 10 years and you don't have a green card yet. You are definitely not a full blooded Nigerian cause we are smarter than that. If you've stayed in the US for 10 years and you don't have a permanent resident status then I must say that you weren't advised properly. Don't you have parents, family members etc to advise you? By now you should have been properly settled and even thinking of starting a family depending on your age. I'm assuming you travelled on a student visa and I've seen people go to the states with a tourist visa and in less than 5 years, they are already permanent residents. Nigeria is in shambles right now and you'll be doing yourself and your future generation a lot of injustice if you ever attempt to leave the states for Nigeria without a backup plan. Don't do it. |
Whitegrlinnaija: Where do you live if I may ask? |
You came late Old news. |
He should direct his grievances to the minister for happiness. This Is not the Vp's jurisdiction. |
The chances of finding a man who won't cheat on his woman is like finding a needle in a haystack. I always laugh when woman say they want a man who won't cheat on them. Bitch, sit your ass down. Your man has not cheated on you yet cause he has not gotten an opportunity. He'll cheat on you the second the opportunity presents itself but that really does not mean he doesn't love you. We always have one woman who we'll love,cherish and run back to when the cards are down. Men are polygamous in nature and very adventurous. We see women as a kind of conquest. It's engraved in our DNA, we can't help it. Heck, if jayz could cheat on Beyoncé then wtf are you?!? ![]() Don't leave your man because he cheated on you because you might end up with another who will cheat and still beat you on top. I only advise women to leave an abusive relationship. If your man respects you and performs all his duties then hold unto him tight. The devil you know is better than the angel you don't know. |
alexialin: You just dey bust code anyhow. ![]() |
Lol We get what we deserve! |
lefulefu:Hahaha, no be lie. But if the guy Na real g, nothing spoil. Na woman after everything. Just wash her head come use better knacking reset her Brain. Na we know how we dey run am. ![]() |
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This nigga just fûcked up. His green card is hanging on a thread. ![]() |
Common burial, them go still inaugurate committee. The urge to embezzle public funds is an addiction.
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