lordtim001:
Ishilove and kingreign

Oya STOP! You have made some of our comments to enter Page 1 of the thread. You both have like 10 comments apiece

Kingreign,just pm her or call her,biko

sulpur:
why don't you tell him yourself

Ishilove:

But you can communicate on Nairaland?

Can I get a P?

Can I get a U?

Give me an SS!!

Don't forget about the Y!

What's it spell??


P-U-S-S-Y!!!!

kingreign:


1. Visit beautiful natural countrysides just to bask in nature's best. See the freshest and purest of air, lush green vegetation, beautiful skies, natural earth, pure streams and rivers

2. Spend some cash on treats. Buy yourself some lovely beautiful gifts, or get some delightful treats of your best delicacy from a restaurant.

3. Hang out with friends and loved ones, gist, laugh, play, sing do some fun things.

You'd come back refreshed and rejuvenated trust me.

Ishilove:

You're a pussy. Only a pussy ass nigga will come to the internet to rant instead of confronting his neighbour man to man. Is Mr B a Nairalander? No he isn't so how will he see this?

Pussy!










Modified: Sarcasm flies over the heads of most Nigerians like fighter jets

romeorailss:


Yummy pussiey Juicy one

shitshappen:


My brother, follow me see ooo!

lordtim001:
When people dont read o

Why should a human-being poo on your balcony and you will still be watching? Why should you try to kill a human-being with naphthalene? Why should a human being be singing at 4a.m?

Obviously,he is literally talking about a BAT!

MostBanned:


You are right, she's Dumb but no need dragging her Father into it, He might not be the cause of her foolishness

Ishilove:

You are weird indeed

lordtim001:
Ishilove and kingreign

Oya STOP! You have made some of our comments to enter Page 1 of the thread. You both have like 10 comments apiece

Kingreign,just pm her or call her,biko

romeorailss:


Hahahahah Ishi omo pupa Kilonhappen nau.

shaybebaby:
Op I found your rant funny. Perhaps you can help compose one for my squatters Mr and Mrs F who shît all over my garden. Mr C the neighbours house boy too is joining gang with them.

shitshappen:

shaybebaby:

Wetin I wan take wink do, is that how you winked at Mr B?
Don't worry, when he invites his entire village people to make an orchestra in your yard, your eyes will clear.

Ishilove:

Shey somebody cannot gist on Nairaland again without you romantic people attaching things to it?

enabledgoddess:
I am ashamed for these self acclaimed educated Nigerians who dont have enough sense to tell the difference! you mean to tell me you read this ode and still think his neighbour was human?

Ishilove:

You're a pussy. Only a pussy ass nigga will come to the internet to rant instead of confronting his neighbour man to man. Is Mr B a Nairalander? No he isn't so how will he see this?

Pussy!!







Modified: Sarcasm flies over the heads of most Nigerians like fighter jets

lordtim001:

I will tell the owner of your body

Emmytes:


Take your L like a boss and stop hiding under sarcasm. You goofed, period!

The definition of sarcasm must be lost to me cause I don't see anything sarcastic about your rant.

shitshappen:


I was just writing an Ode to the bat on my window, I taught you understood when I told you I don't know how to communicate.

sulpur:
why don't you tell him yourself

Ishilove:

You're a pussy. Only a pussy ass nigga will come to the internet to rant instead of confronting his neighbour man to man. Is Mr B a Nairalander? No he isn't so how will he see this?

Pussy!!




Modified: Sarcasm flies over the heads of most Nigerians like fighter jets

Ishilove:

Apologise for what?

I'm in my house. Oya come and beat me

shitshappen:


Entire village kwa! Biko tell me more about your little friends maybe together we can send them " a love letter".

kelechiodo:

Good. People don't read these days. This is just "an ode to bat my neighbour" or any other title op would have given it. Is it lack of understanding or what. Seeing people calling op a coward for not confronting the neighbour is not only funny but tragic.