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HealthRe: Four Months After Abortion No Menstruation by EmmyUrch: 1:01pm On Sep 27, 2016
Imagine how you are quietly destroying an innocent girls life. This is not the first time shes doing an abortion for you, when you finally want to settle down you will remember that she has had numerous abortions in the past. God will purnish you and you generations.
Furthemore, i wonder the type of girl your stupid girlfriend is. havin joy carrying out abortions for an irresponsible guy like you. shes the biggest fool ever in this current world. Both of you will soon meet ypur water loo soonest.
CrimeRe: Undergraduate Defrauds Seven Ladies On Facebook In Lagos (photo) by EmmyUrch: 11:07am On Sep 14, 2016
so toto na 1000$ fr this bhari regime? Nawa o!! those girls should be arrested too.
Oduduwa boys should be barnished to the evil forest at Ife
PhonesRe: Apple To Unveil Iphone 7 Today by EmmyUrch: 11:34am On Sep 07, 2016
at the end, its still just a phone. In another year to come a new one will be out. Vanity
PhonesRe: What The Cast Screen Option Means On Your Android Device. by EmmyUrch: 12:20pm On Sep 02, 2016
codenamezero:
how much in naija, cos the one i bought from amazon was 35 dolls. i want anoda one cos my sis took mine..
i cant buy online due to the high exchange rate.. cry cry
contact me. I sell it too. 08135672989
RomanceRe: Nigerian Woman Buys G-wagon For Boyfriend To Say 'I'm Sorry' (photos) by EmmyUrch: 9:04am On Jul 27, 2016
Chai!! See you see ritualst.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Orders IGP To Re-open Bola Ige, Dokubo’s Cases by EmmyUrch: 9:14am On Jul 18, 2016
OASANJO IS THE PRIME SUSPECT AND CULPRIT AT THE SAME TIME
Science/TechnologyRe: What I Saw In The Sky This Morning In Abuja! by EmmyUrch: 11:45am On Jun 22, 2016
This is called Chemitrail. The are poisoning our atmosphere with chemicals. Research about "Project HAARP and CHEMITRAIL"
SMH for Nigerians. We are not enlightened atall...
The world is heading towards a new world 1 government
PoliticsRe: Diesel, Kerosene Prices Skyrocket Nationwide by EmmyUrch: 10:13am On Jun 09, 2016
APC is really doing well... APC 2019. God purnish devil
Jobs/VacanciesRe: "N-Power" FG Introduces Job Creation Initiative by EmmyUrch: 3:02pm On Jun 08, 2016
this one proof this government doesnt have ideas to create jobs and curb unemployment. All these are still government jobs. Where will this government get money to pay all these peoplehuh
CrimeRe: Governor Dickson's Special Adviser Who Robbed A Bank Arrested by EmmyUrch: 2:26pm On Jun 08, 2016
another APC frameup story. Adonbeliveit!!! Awillneverbelieveit!!
SportsRe: Muhammad Ali's Passport To Be Auctioned by EmmyUrch: 1:53pm On Jun 08, 2016
Lobish....
PoliticsRe: Abacha's 18th Year Of Death: Full Text Of Abacha’s Coup Speech by EmmyUrch: 1:51pm On Jun 08, 2016
He was a useless man just like the general ruling us now...
PoliticsMilitary Will Not Attack Killer Herdsmen But Will Attack Unarmed IPOB Protester by EmmyUrch(op): 10:48am On Jun 02, 2016
Why we haven't sent in the military to attack criminal herdsmen' - Minister of Interior, Abdulraham Dambazzau





In a recent interview with Channels Television, Minister of Interior, Abdulrahman Dambazzau, spoke on why the military has not been sent in to deal with herdsmen that have carried out attacks on Nigerians in some parts of the country. According to Dambazzau, the attacks by the herdsmen is a non-military issue but rather an issue that is meant to be handled by the police.



"It is a non military issue. It is an issue that borders on law and order. It is not every security issue that you call in the military. The constitution is very clear that the responsibility of maintaining law and order is that of the police. Where it goes beyond the capacity of the police, that is when the military comes in and it is very clear that the function of the military is to defend the territorial integrity of the country. So I believe that if we put the police in its proper shape, then there will be no need for the military"he said

When told that his approach appears very soft considering the extend of damage the herdsmen have carried out in recent times, the Minister said


"I believe that our police is equal to the task. If you have to employ or deploy the military in every case, I think you may be going off board. It is when the police lacks the capacity or when it turns out in form of war or limited war, that is when you may call upon the military"he said
PoliticsNigeria Is A Country Divided By Our Leaders by EmmyUrch(op): 5:19pm On May 23, 2016
"Nigeria is sliding into recession"....Bloomberg
This picture below shows about 200 ford 4x4 pickup vehicles and about 200 kawasaki motor bikes being commisioned by Governor Ambode today in Lagos. Nice one!!
Ford is made in America and kawasaki is made in China.
Where is our own Innoson brand?
The IVM 1021 4x4 pickup and Innoson honda motorcycles can as well do whatever these Ford and Kawasaki brands will do for the security personnel of this state. But Ambode being a yoruba man will not purchase products from Innoson an Igbo Anambra man probably because he didnt throw weight on the side of the APC in 2015.
Is there any other reason why Nigeria wont go into complete and abject recession when we are a people torn apart by Tribal, ethnic, religious and political bigotry? Starting from the top to the least person in Nigeria.
I still firmly belive that Nigeria is a country that was probably bound together by our colonial masters mistakenly as almagamation!!!
Our leaders since inception dont have and might never have common sense thats the cause and root of our woes

CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Stuns In Ripped Jeans (photo) by EmmyUrch: 10:45am On May 20, 2016
SubtleFRED:
Is that a man putting on leggings? huh

I'm still looking for Don Jazzy in that pix
stop asking stupid questions
PoliticsChibok Girls by EmmyUrch(op): 10:13am On May 20, 2016
"It is not exactly correct to accuse those who disbelieve theChibok girls abduction story of insensitivity. Truth betold,the Chibok girls story is riddled with inconsistencies,incoherences, contradictions and outright lies. Believing thestory almost requires suspending a part of the brain used incritical thinking and reasoning."I am not implying that no girl was abducted in Chibok. Farfrom it. I am just saying that those who narrated the eventstarting from the Chibok School Principal -Hajiya KwamburaAsabe, the Bornu state governor -Ibrahim Shettima down tothe Nigerian army....all of these characters deliberatelymanipulated their report to achieve certain aim."Rather than trying to guilt people into swallowing the liessold by the aforementioned characters, those who honestlybelieve the Chibok story should be trying to help offeranswers to some of the questions regarding the incident:"What did boko haram use in moving over 200 girls?? Imean, how many trucks were in their convoy and how didthey move such a very long convoy to their destinationwithout being detected by the authority?"How did boko haram manage to keep over 200 girlsincustody and completely off the radar of powerful countrieslike America and Britain with all their sophisticatedequipments such that these two countries came here andsearched for the girls but found nothing??"Why did it take weeks for the supposed parents of theabducted girls to come forward?? Why did it take monthsfor the Chibok school of the abducted girls to come forwardwith their names and photos??"How possible is it to have around 276 girls sitting forphysics WAEC exam in one center in an educationallydisadvantaged state like Bornu??"Sometime last year, some of the girls were reported tohave escaped from the boko boys and were even interviewedby CNN. My questions go thus:"How did a couple of naive teenage girls manage to escapefrom the world deadliest terror group?? And how did theescapees find their way through the mine-infested Sambisaforest which the authorities told us is as big as the entireEnugu state?? This question is particularly importantto me."In the interview with CNN, the chibok girls who weresupposedly sitting for WAEC exam at the time of theirabduction could not speak English language. Na Hausalanguage they for take write the WAEC exam??"Now, to the issue of one of the girls that's just been'rescued':"How come the army, the vigilante and the school authoritywere all having verbal gymnastics over the girl's name witheach group coming up with different name for the girl??Does it mean that the girl no longer know her own name??"If there is something I hate so much, it is being thoughtinsensitive. But there is something I hate even more, andthat is pretending to believe an illogical story just to soundpolitically correct."~Charles Ogbu
PoliticsRe: Fayose Adresses Business Community In China. See Photos by EmmyUrch: 12:28pm On Apr 15, 2016
dainformant:
Governor Ayo Fayose pictured at the Multinationals Sourcing Service Centre, PAzhou Trade Complex, Guangzhou, China, addressing Chinese business community on the need to support and empower Nigeria majorly in technological transfer as a trade partner. See photos from the event below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/04/governor-ayo-fayose-adresses-business.html
This man has run mad. This seems to be just an airport or train terminal with passengers sitted waiting to be called upon to board their journey. As can be seen from the picture nobody seems to be interested in what he seems to be saying from the pulpit. Hes not even saying anything ni. Hes men just snapped pictures with him. What kindof human being is this? This man is bringing shame and disgrace to the PDP
PoliticsRe: Maryam Mairo Tambuwal Visits Ancestral Home Of Her Husband In Sokoto by EmmyUrch: 2:54pm On Apr 06, 2016
ChangeIsCostant:
Governor Aminu Tambuwal's new wife, Maryam Mairo Tambuwal paid a visiting to the governor's ancestral village to felicitate with relatives and friends earlier on today. Mrs Tambuwal was touched to see the old lady who had taken care of the governor since his infant days. See more pictures below;

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/04/gov-tambuwals-new-wife-visits-his.html
All i see are Almajari women and children. What a pity.
Is that islam is punishment to africans? Why dont muslims in the emirates look this way?
PoliticsTrue Or False? by EmmyUrch(op): 2:32pm On Apr 06, 2016
BUHARI
/noun/
a stage where you dont care about anything
Eg. ''I have reached a buhari in my life''
Car TalkRe: Engine Manufacturing To Begin Soon - Innoson Motors by EmmyUrch: 8:14am On Apr 05, 2016
0YorubaParapo0:
You want the same Yorubas you hate and abuse all over Nigeria to patronize your business? Is that how business work?
You want them to patronize your product, you make them trust you. Your downfall is your pride and hatred for "ofemanus" and "gworo chewer".
I fault any Yoruba that patronizes innoson until things change. It's even better for the SW to have their own regional car manufacturer. Competition is better, no?
No doubt!! you are just a very big fool and a disgrace to this modern generation. Nonentity!!
RomanceRe: My Experience At A Strip Club In Lagos by EmmyUrch: 2:16pm On Mar 29, 2016
Naijasinglegirl:
I didn’t wake up one morning and added strip club to my itinerary for the day. It just happened.
A friend of mine came by late evening and we were deciding if we should see a movie or just stay back and chat when he said, “Let’s go to a strip club!”
I’ve been to a strip club only once in my life and I didn’t spend more than a minute. A friend dared me to follow him and when we got there, I was the one begging to leave. Ever since, I have been curious to know what goes on within a Nigerian strip club.

The one I visited last week Thursday was at the mainland.
The regular section was kind of rowdy so my friend took me to the VIP section. Immediately we got in, I saw only one girl dressed in skimpy undies, sprawling and grinding the floor alone. Occasionally, she would climb up and slide down the pole.
I thought that was all they could offer.

After a few minutes, a crazy looking girl replaced her.
Then it started to get interesting.
She climbed the pole and started twerking on it. Every now and then, she slid down like a palmwine tapper and climbed again as expertly as a monkey. I gasped when she took off her G-string and flung it in on the table. I thought she was wearing another small-letter-g-string beneath only for me to peep closely to see her kini in its full gory. She wore a jewellery there that looked like a tiny bell and each time she twerked, it looked like it rang from left to right. I think I embarrassed my friend cos I was the only one laughing out loud like a village girl.

Meanwhile, it was getting hot beside me. Another stripper was giving an angry looking man a lap dance stark naked. Occasionally, he would slap her bum and squeeze her br€a$ts while maintaining a stiff face devoid of excitement! It was as if he was being punished or being forced. His facial expression seemed like he had a bad day at work and he needed to expunge that anger by constantly slapping her bum.

Me, I was just looking at his face and thinking of his wife. When he noticed I wouldn’t take my eyes off him, he gave me a very unfriendly stare that forced me to face front.

More and more customers started to troop in with different strippers.
I was particularly curious on how the strippers got the job and what they do doing the day. I guess the visitors were all frequent visitors to the club because they each had a particular girl they smacked and squeezed freely. The strippers were smoking heavily, some where in a corner adjusting their pant&bra and while others were twerking in front of the pole.

The funniest part of my night was when NEPA took light was several seconds and messed up one of them twerking rhythm on the pole.
After a while, I started to get bored. The arena now felt like a university female hostel bathroom that played loud music and was open to visits by men. My friend thought it was time we take our leave.

Nigerian strippers costume
Gold or brown wigs
Waist length braids
Ankle boots from Jumia
G string
Bra
Jigida
Tattoo
Weed



http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/experience-strip-club-lagos/
if you no be stripper yourself wetin carry u go there? Moreover if its a guy that took you to a stripper club it means you urself u be confirm okpo! if na ur fellow girl carry u go there it means una 2 na confirmed okpos wey dey research on better skills to improve una trade.
Okpo alert!!!!
TravelRe: Checkout The Aerial View Of Lagos Island During The Day And Night (photos) by EmmyUrch: 5:25pm On Mar 26, 2016
Show us the pictures of Orile Iganmu, Okokomiako, ajegunle, mushin, Bariga then I'll believe Lagos is indeed a beautiful city. God punish Ambode and Lasg.
HealthRe: Her Blood Is Not On My Hands - The Travails Of A Nigerian Medical Doctor by EmmyUrch: 10:16pm On Mar 23, 2016
idris4r83:
If accumulating wealth is what you are looking for after studying medicine then u are in for a ride. A medical degree can only make u sufficient but not rich.
#Senseless
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank Of Nigeria Is Recruiting Workers (picture) by EmmyUrch: 11:38am On Mar 22, 2016
Every body 1 rush go drop CV. This things resemble fresh graduates jobs?
10 years experience with MSC and certifications ni...
CelebritiesRe: Top 5 Beautiful And Sexy Media Babes In Nigeria (Photos) by EmmyUrch: 9:02pm On Mar 21, 2016
If I hear say na only TV presenting dey give them money. Okpo Association... Since 12bc
Car TalkRe: Toyota Unveils First Nigerian Toyota Vehicle Assembled In Lagos(photo) by EmmyUrch: 6:42pm On Mar 21, 2016
We don't want Toyota again. We want more of Innoson. We are ok very ok with Innoson.
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Look In Secondary School. OBO Is A Butty! by EmmyUrch: 10:22am On Mar 21, 2016
No be today this boy arrogance start... E don tey!!
RomanceRe: Any Guy Who Doesn't Have A House And A Car Should Not Get Married Or Even Date! by EmmyUrch: 5:21pm On Mar 20, 2016
A rich couple could become poor tomorrow and a poor couple could become rich tomorrow. Marriage brings good luck and can also bring bad luck to people. Its all the grace of God who gives us life. This opinion is kinda pointless and out of reasonability. There is no assurance of forever riches. Some useless girls bring their husband's down to ground zero out of their wickedness and laziness.
Marriage is based on love not money 100%. The bible says he that finds a good wife finds favor in Gods eye. So if your marriage is based in God financial stability isn't a problem.
Thank you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: CONOIL Is Collecting CV by EmmyUrch: 5:08pm On Mar 18, 2016
Liar! If Conoil is to collect CVs its either at Mike adenuga towers Adeola odeku VI or Conoil operations dockyard Apapa Lagos. Nothing like Conoil orimolade branch. Unless its a Conoil filling station that is recruiting pump attendants.
Thank you.
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade – ”I Use Calabash As Bra Because I Am An African Woman" by EmmyUrch: 9:22am On Mar 01, 2016
When small money don start to enter their account regularly they"ll start misbehaving and talking rubbish.
Before you became celeb, u dey use calabash do bra? Very soon you go use palm leafs do pant.

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