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Politics › Re: Shekau Killed By Nigeria Military (Picture) by EmoBoy(m): 9:03pm On Sep 18, 2014
Faun: I want Shekau to keep slaughtering Northerners.
The world would be a better place without these pieces of s..h.it.
grin grin
Family › Re: Men Who Cook Well by EmoBoy(m): 7:56pm On Sep 18, 2014
cococandy: And the people commenting on this thread are what? Not real?
Wait. More are coming
Ok o. No wahala
Politics › Re: Nigerian Arrested For Selling Wife For Human sacrifice by EmoBoy(m): 7:27pm On Sep 18, 2014
Poverty + Ignorance + Wickedness + Evil =
Family › Re: Men Who Cook Well by EmoBoy(m): 7:24pm On Sep 18, 2014
cococandy: Well you can only speak for your woman and I can only speak for myself.
But we can't speak for every woman. at least a few women on this thread have said they do which debunks the many-women 'fact'. smiley
A real study proved otherwise.
Family › Re: Men Who Cook Well by EmoBoy(m): 7:09pm On Sep 18, 2014
cococandy: Honey it's relative.
And even with a particular person,it varies.
Mostly according to mood or circumstance

If I'm home and less busy,him cooking and me laying around doing nothing may not appeal to me because frankly most of us nigerian women at the core are traditional.

But imagine me pregnant,sick and coming back from work after spending a long day figthing traffic and all the stress to get home just to be surprised by his thoughtfulness in making something I like to eat smiley smiley
Mmmmmm
Romance in the air.

See,there's no definition of romance. Just know your partner and blend with him/her
Thats the point - You see men who love cooking as romantic, many women don't.
Family › Re: Men Who Cook Well by EmoBoy(m): 6:58pm On Sep 18, 2014
cococandy: Funny. How does cooking some of the time make a man less macho?

It's romantic if you don't know.
Especially if you've had a long day and you're surprised by a nice dinner he made.

If he's not macho,he's not macho. Cooking won't make him less so.

Being macho is mostly about looks.quote author=Clone2020]There's a recently published study that shows that men who cook and do chores at home are denied sex by their wives. Subconsciously, women expect men to maintain a macho stance, a man who's always cooking, washing plates and sweeping the house is viewed as a weakling.... Keep in mind this is all subconscious.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/men-who-do-housework-have-less-sex/
Define romance objectively.
Family › Re: Men Who Cook Well by EmoBoy(m): 6:56pm On Sep 18, 2014
Clone2020: There's a recently published study that shows that men who cook and do chores at home are denied sex by their wives. Subconsciously, women expect men to maintain a macho stance, a man who's always cooking, washing plates and sweeping the house is viewed as a weakling.... Keep in mind this is all subconscious.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/men-who-do-housework-have-less-sex/
So true
Displays of masculinity may evoke feminine displays in women, which activates or intensifies sexual charge. Put the man on a rider mower, in other words, and boom—fireworks. Stand him at a sudsy sink, and it's a probable no go.
@OP
Hope you've seen this. They're indirectly calling you a mangina. . . If you know what that means
Politics › Re: I Will End Corruption And Secure Nigeria-Buhari by EmoBoy(m): 6:51pm On Sep 18, 2014
With Jonathan's picture on the background. grin grin
Family › Re: Men Who Cook Well by EmoBoy(m): 6:40pm On Sep 18, 2014
Some african women don't like when their men cook because they believe it is their sole duty. Luckily you found yourself one
Politics › Re: Jonathan Accepts PDP Adoption Says I Am Raeally Humbled by EmoBoy(m): 6:28pm On Sep 18, 2014
The most humble president of all. . .
Politics › Re: FG Releases List Of National Award Recipients 2013/2014 by EmoBoy(m): 6:24pm On Sep 18, 2014
National Horror or National Honour?
Politics › Re: Papa Oritsejafor: The Spoilt Child Of A Religious Nation.by Imoh David. by EmoBoy(m): 6:21pm On Sep 18, 2014
Nigerians are always looking for an opportunity to make noise and gain cheap popularity. This one is no different
Politics › Re: Breaking: Lamido Dumps His Presidential Ambition, Endorses Jonathan by EmoBoy(m): 11:10am On Sep 18, 2014
It is really delusional to believe that GEJ won't be president till 2019. All these grousing APC members and other sundry opposition parties are wasting their time.
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by EmoBoy(m): 9:27am On Sep 18, 2014
abdulwastecx: Nigga you don't look handsome to me ....
how do you know someone is handsome
Lol. That's not my problem though.
Investment › Re: The 10 Richest Africans In 2014 by EmoBoy(m): 5:58am On Sep 18, 2014
There are more billionaires to be made from the continent. We the youths need to embrace a culture of entrepreneurship and hard work.
African governments also need to wake up! Africa has so much potential, we'll get there one day.
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by EmoBoy(m): 9:29pm On Sep 17, 2014
prettythicksme: if I am not I no go dey win argument
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by EmoBoy(m): 9:23pm On Sep 17, 2014
IrishKez: You have to copy op, seun, romance section moderator and any well known attorney in the house. cool
I don't want any other party involved in our agreement. Just the two is legally binding and admissible in a court of law cool
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by EmoBoy(m): 9:12pm On Sep 17, 2014
prettythicksme: I am troublesome
Yes you are.
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by EmoBoy(m): 9:03pm On Sep 17, 2014
IrishKez: Yeah
You'll have to sign the proposal into an agreement first cool
I, Mr Emoboy of Nairaland, do hereby agree to split the proceeds of my fineboy cash reward with Ms. IrishKez. That's if ever get rewarded.

Signed
EmoBoy

cool
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by EmoBoy(m): 8:35pm On Sep 17, 2014
IrishKez: You were the guy that want to win millions for being handsome, right?
You know it's quite easy. cheesy
Easy? You got any tips for me to get the cash? I'll split it 50:50 wink
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by EmoBoy(m): 8:34pm On Sep 17, 2014
kilokeys: im own worse o.. na chop im dey chop im own grin

since u both like eating and licking... u can do such to other unmentionable things.. i hereby conclude

most fine boys are bad boys
Lol. He probably likes the taste of his lips. It might taste like chicken grin
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by EmoBoy(m): 8:22pm On Sep 17, 2014
kilokeys: i for lay two eggs assuming say i no see u here..

u and emoboy .. try sha.. one dey lick lips.. wetn u dey llick? grin
He does the same thing. Lol
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by EmoBoy(m): 8:15pm On Sep 17, 2014
kilokeys: licking lips boys... gross.. anyama
I know, its a bad habit. My mother used to punish me for that but i couldn't stop
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by EmoBoy(m): 8:11pm On Sep 17, 2014
yuzedo: I was going to shade the f*ck outta ya, but:

- all your points are actually valid
- Bonus points for the humorous undertone.
- Your profile picture actually (surprisingly) contains a handsome bobo-nkiti somebody grin (although in a light-skin nigga kinda way) undecided

.. You should probably catch some heat for the raggedy-azz jerry-curl and batty-boy lip-gloss, but yuzedo shall not be the executioner today or ever. Salute!
Lol @bobo-nkiti. I've never used a lip gloss my entire life, I always tuck my lower lip under my upper lip (since i was a kid). . . That means i lick my lips alot.

Thanks for the points anyway.
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by EmoBoy(m): 4:45pm On Sep 17, 2014
prettythicksme: na ugly guys I dey date
Ok. Better
Celebrities › Re: Mario Balottelli Slept With These 10 Beautiful Ladies? (PHOTOS) by EmoBoy(m): 4:04pm On Sep 17, 2014
He's leaving the dream.
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by EmoBoy(m): 3:54pm On Sep 17, 2014
prettythicksme: most handsome guys are brokers cheaters good in yanshing,gay etc
Really? Have you ever met a handsome guy before? huh
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by EmoBoy(m):
They also call you fine boy all the time (I hate that!) My name is not fine boy. angry angry

But still, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages.

1. People always assume you're smart and intelligent

2. People are quick to have mercy on you when you commit a little crime cool

3. People are drawn to you (you have the ability to make cool and loyal friends if you want to)

4. You can easily get favors from women and some men

5. You have more charisma if you're rich compared to regular dudes

6. Your looks may easily get you a job


Anyway being handsome has not given me anything tangible in life. I'm still waiting the day my handsomeness will reward me with a million dollars.
Education › Re: Should I Go For Nysc Now With A 2.2 Or Drop Some Courses And Rewrite For A 2.1 by EmoBoy(m): 3:34pm On Sep 17, 2014
Don't waste your precious time in a nigerian university. Its not worth it
Business › Re: Why Linda Ikeji Makes More Money Than Nairaland by EmoBoy(m): 3:28pm On Sep 17, 2014
If seun is happy and content with the way nairaland is and the revenues he earns from the business, I see no reason why we should drink panadol for his headache.

Owning a blog and owning a forum are two different things. Forums don't make much money like blogs (unless they're heavily monetised). Top blogging sites earn hundreds of thousands of revenues every month while forums usually struggle with less. The reasons linda makes more money than seun is not far fetched.

Forum users generate the content and not usually the owners. It is usually we nairalanders who source for news and information to post on this site, all seun does it to regulate and moderate. When last did he post any news concerning any topic? But linda ikeji sources for information and stories herself. This makes her an authority. The same cannot be said of nairaland where every tom, dick and harry can post anything he/she likes.

Linda Ikeji is also a blog that gossips about your favorite celebs and personalities. This attracts people more than anything.

Linda Ikeji is more social and talks about her personal life some of the time. She is also a woman and she's cute, hence people will patronize her more.

It is easier to navigate though linda ikeji's blog than through a forum like nairaland.

Linda has more flexible advertising options for businesses than nairaland. That means she monetizes her site better than seun.

There are more reasons, but I'll stop for now and like I said before, if seun is happy with the way nairaland is and the money he makes, then we shouldn't complain about it.




However, as owner of the most visited indigenous site in Nigeria, Seun is terribly messing up. Seun no vex, but thats my opinion.

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