₦airaland Forum

eitsei:
I can relate with all the OP stated except that my dad is not a nairalander... Can I do without nairaland for a day? The answer is no, even if I don't have subscription I go still borrow my friend's phone check front page.. Lol.... Am I an addict? Lol.. I don't know.. My friends sometimes in school always tease me whenever they see me buried my face in my phone, they will say 'oh Nairaland all the time'...lol
Thanks to nairaland, I met one wonderful person on nairaland recently, I pray things work out well between us.. Sweetheart if you are reading this, I say let's commit the perfect crime, you steal my heart I steal yours

Thanks to seun osewa for this wonderful forum

ijebu2020:
Romance officer Well its really better for me to be a boring nigga as u said than come online and spew rubbish and talk out of context...if you want to do your romantic comment why not go to romance section,I believe theres a section for romance on NL..if u like u can romance in that section forever

Ekakamba:
so after he read more than 30 replies advicing him to seek medical attention, he'll still think its normal right? What if he seek your audience are you gonna make it up to him? He knew it ain't normal that's why he's seeking for advice not your baldardash.

thonyokun:
Lesbian

Krismart:
Another Lez on d loose

DrChukzy:
You neva play with the egg wey dey ur chest finish, u dey find anoda thing. Mtcheew

ijebu2020:
aa ba mst u make a fun of everythng? common d guy is seeking possible solutions ure here talking abt bedroom..are u dt spoilt? better go tell ya boyfriend to begin to grow breasts on his chest so u can enjoy it as u said.....na wa 4 unna ooo

marklew:
They need to ask how old and stupid are you

Ekakamba:
He don't forking need a gf who can play with such abnormality. He needs advice on how to make it go. Mtcheew.

Ekakamba:
He don't forking need a gf who can play with such abnormality. He needs advice on how to make it go. Mtcheew.

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I just want to use this opportunity to announce that my second alternative (rock) single would be dropping soon.

Thanks.

ngbede1984:
So all those you got before are fake right? Anyway, I'm here my love.

davdandam:
He dey here

Thylord:
thats because he has a yellow sperm.

Qmerit:
But your heroes like Fayose is good sweeping the streets and cutting kpomo! And you hail dee ba. Hypocrites every where.

ClassCaptain:
Na person wey fine well well all those facebook and twitter babes dey reply deir dms and messages.

Even for nairaland here..

We wey we no fine or get packs dont stand a chance

na so one do for twitter: i dey retweet her tweets; share her links ,promote her works and all:

we been dey chat and flow wella wey me sef don dey happy say :: yes ::: i don win::i dey sing jaywon facebook abi na twitter love about:

only for me to upload picture go my avi and gbam: that was the end:

hello
hi
hi
hey there
::

maybe she go reply tomorrow,only God know

400billionman:
If i slap you ehn, even buari will not save you..