₦airaland Forum

ode4short:
The first version of tacha in making, quote me make thunder fire you. My grandpapa na native doctor and I'm serious about that....

your moniker says it all
Ode

gambia:
She was in Sokoto today for job interview.

lol

Prettyclever:
I love my traditional attire(oyoyo)

u be Efik? Odu ke mmong?

webngnews:
Then cook it

lmao

justbusy:
Are all downloads porn? Some people hardly think before making comments!

maybe that is what he's been doing

Enyimbamercedes:
The snake's blood does not contain venom. The venom is stored in a gland and is only released when it bites...kinda like a hypodermic needle.

snake Doctor I hail o

mdchikezie:
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR A MORE SERVICE RECEIVING PLACE TO DOWNLOAD YOUR PORN
GO ON JOOR WE WERE ALL THERE AT SOME POINT

Tah! Even till now u still dey do midnight sub carry do all night wanking

nairalee:
OP woke up 3:am to make use of the good network to download. Download what biko?

Download porn Abi. This snake was prolly sent by the good forces to prevent u from watching porn which may lead to masturbation and yesterday we all read of someone that masturbated to death. Up

So OP this snake was your guardian angel that saved your life but u did what we do to every messiah, you killed it.

Lesson to OP
STOP WATCHING PORN
STOP MASTURBATION

you've Just exposed what you've been doing at midnight

Edu3Again:
East is not avoided, they just dont direct ships there.

Yet the east is where 95% of Nigeria's revenue comes from.

No worry, our eye don open.

95% revenue? Like seriously?
Hope you're not integrating south South too as part of the East?

AFONJAPIG:
something unbelievable happened before my very eyes last night, I dey in front of my house with one of my Neighbour last night having a night gist , that should be around 10:38pm , we noticed a strange movement , we decided to check what's the noise all about, behold a young guy in his mid 30s was making love to a mad woman, we were astonished but we maintained our cool to see it to the end, as we were watching them this guy was busy knacking the mad woman and she was moving her waist in response that the thing dey sweet her as well, a watchman that work in our street saw us standing there for long , he flashed his torchlight to us and asked who are there , we Respond Oga stone Relax we live here, by then he came closer and saw what we were busy watching, he's an Advance man in mid 60s , he wanted to shout but my neighbour told him to relax that the guy should finish first then we will give him charges, that he will settle us, by then the guy have already felt our presence and start dressing up, we walked closer to them, the watchman started vibrating, Oga See, what you did is not good , this is raping case, we will raise alarm bla bla bla bla, the supposed mad woman fired back to us in defense , don't you people fvck, don't you enjoy it , tell me you don't have $ex etc, she defended their actions oooo ,by then the man asked us what do you guys want, we didn't respond, he pressed a button in a key he was holding , Lexus 350 SUV that parked beside beep light and the back Boot opened, he went to the boot and brought 2 bundles of 1000k mint totalled about 200k he shoves the money in my hand and said guys Oya next time nah, he entered his car and drove off with high speed... The watchman refused to take part in the sharing of the money, my neighbor too dey fear he said make I keep the money by tomorrow morning we go decide what to do, I walked up to him this morning he said I should keep it his mind rejected the money, am planing to throw the money away Please advise me ...


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Angelacruz come and advise this guy oh

kenny1795:
Send the money to my account... I need it for final year clearance

u no want graduate abi

AFONJAPIG:
help me pass this messages to my creepy grandma tell her am now a man she didn't expect me to be today ... Tell her am sending my regards to her, tell Dede okwensu to stop wasting his time that God has blessed me, before you go give me ur gf number make I take good care of her for you .... Rip in advance

this guy how far I missed u

Where have u been?

ChristianNorth:
[s] your account number before 11PM and I will credit it 150k immediately.

If you kill yourself, I will save my money for good.

Albinoflash.

Thanks Callum Hudson-Odoi, you are really a star. [/s]

typical ipob and deceit.
What's the essence of lying so as to deceived people here.
Common ipob tax u have been owing for months now and refused to give Namdi kanu his dues and if u cannot afford ordinary monthly tax how will u be able to pay this suicidal guy 150k?
This IPOB people sef

Angelacruz:
.Tanks

okay you may now edit off ur details.

Bruno3000:
Absolute rubbish. God forbid I should marry an IBO lady

they are the worst.
Speaking from experience

Peterosky:
Any lady quitting a relationship because of a cheating boy friend is the highest joke of the Century. Almost every man cheat.The major fact that this guy has been every where begging means he is deeply in love with you. I know it's painful, but moving to another man is not a guarantee that you get a better relationship. If he loves,respect, values and gives you attention, then, that's your man not minding whether the cheats or not.Go back to your proposed husband mbok.

words of wisdom.
Abasi odiong fi

Tina26:
sugar daddy runs gone wrong

shut up.

Davebio:
When u use india juju win EPL u don't knw u ll pay wit ur life huh. Better settle the family now or else....

shut up. Stop talking trash!
na leicester say make ur useless team no win matches that year?

Sprumbaba:
Tell Messi to step outside Lali Ga. Na that time we will know if he is a GOAT or COW.

the structure of that house in ur meme looks like a man's face or are my eyes deceiving me?

davodyguy:
That's what i'm still saying. Stimulant can stop the heart from pumping blood

yeah my friend also experienced it cos when he used to engage in that stuff he always used Viagra cos he had erectile issues mehn na God safe am oh if u see the rate his heart was beating and the bad news he's been reading here on nairaland concerning Viagra he had to stop it.
Now looking for a way to cure that erectile dysfunctional issues.

Angelacruz:
Unfortunately am not on watsapp...i will text u via sms.

ok text me with ur Facebook ID so we can communicate and when u text I'll call. Thanks

davodyguy:
he died based on the drugs.

Sexual enhancements are stimulants that goes directly to the brain, then increases blood pressure in order for the blood to flow rapidly to the male organ to enhance its performance.

At over 50, the heart is weak, then the stimulants increases it's productivity, leading to cardiac arrest.

I hope the young ones can learn from it

If you can do one round, do and remain alive to do round 2 next time. If you force it, it might just be your last on earth

some don't take it to last long, rather they take it cos they have erectile dysfunctional issues an if they don't take the drugs their John Thomas won't be erected and as such sex won't occur

Angelacruz:
Sent u pm

hi sorry for late replies. Been occupied with duties at work, I rarely come online.
Meanwhile I sent u a mail containing my digits so we can communicate on WhatsApp.
Did u see it?

ABCthings:
what browsers are you using? 'cus I just tested it.

it requested for data usage.
See below

Angelacruz:
Did u define d relationship

It's long story dear
Had to quote u in a different section and thread so I can share my experience to u and perhaps sought for ur advise.
Or can u message me directly via pm so trolls won't trace us here?
Thanks

Sukueponmalu:
Yahaya Bello is our choice in Kogi

oga no yarn this kind talk for public o.
Wadasa ti take over