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Romance / Re: My Pre Wedding Photos...you All Are Invited by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 8:29am On Dec 03, 2019
Officialnelly:


Alright. Do take good care of yourself.
Btw, ameba ke iso nwed?
just talk say u wan Chike am at once.
You dey dull yourself through this method.
The babe na runs girl and she go understand sharparly.
Just do the needful.
Just that me I nor like am cos she no fine and na Benin girl sef.
But if to say I want am e nor go take 5 minutes she go come my place.
Romance / Re: My Pre Wedding Photos...you All Are Invited by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 8:26am On Dec 03, 2019
Blissbath:
Depressed being
see as u ugly. I'm not surprised cos Benin girls are naturally monsters and caricatures.
tufiakwa
Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Double Dating Girlfriend by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 12:20am On Dec 03, 2019
midnighter:

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Lol! Shoved our beliefs down his throat like she shoved some noxious substance down her throat and nearly landed him in prison abi

Wtf is wrong with you people! Birds of the same feather that I will be telling somebody I love you John after cheating on the same John with no explanation...rubbish. That's the kind of story they like around here

Advise somebody maturely you people won't...just keep encouraging the wrong thing until he gets himself into more trouble [/s]
Celebrities / Re: Islamic Poet Dares Etinosa To Use Quran As Ashtray (Video) by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 12:19am On Dec 03, 2019
midnighter:

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Just look at what somebody wrote.

Hew! That's why this country can never be normal[/s]
Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Double Dating Girlfriend by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 12:18am On Dec 03, 2019
midnighter:

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On the contrary, I cannot and will not ever crush on somebody who does not know how to handle a problem.

Such is too important a quality for my potential spouse to lack. [/s]
Politics / Re: Governor Yahaya Bello Sacks All Political Appointees by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 12:18am On Dec 03, 2019
midnighter:

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Lol...Among the youngest governors in this present dispensation...he is not old biko, he is just stressed out [/s]
Celebrities / Re: Islamic Poet Dares Etinosa To Use Quran As Ashtray (Video) by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 12:17am On Dec 03, 2019
midnighter:
[s] Lol her brain nko? Dem don hack am? Mtchew she is a fool[/s]
Agriculture / Re: Help! My Export Company Dream Is About To Die. by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 12:16am On Dec 03, 2019
midnighter:

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Hmm! Interesting, thanks.

The tabbaz guy is very thorough. It's good that he's on top of things

If only pisto could calm down a bit, he would be able to catch him whenever he slips up. He is frantically trying to push the case but it will still get thrown out if the evidence is not sufficient [/s]
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Man That Drinks Alcohol? by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 12:15am On Dec 03, 2019
midnighter:
[s] I wo ould rather not but if he's a good person otherwise, I don't mind[/s]
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Man That Drinks Alcohol? by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 12:14am On Dec 03, 2019
midnighter:

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Drinking, okay but smoking, no.

You want us to voluntarily attach ourselves to somebody who is actively going out of his way to reduce his lifespan No way

Plus cigarette smoke stinks! It reeks! Urgh. Can't even stand next to a smoker before they give me a headache [/s]
Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Double Dating Girlfriend by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 12:14am On Dec 03, 2019
midnighter:

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This has nothing to do with being nice or generous.

If he had confronted her and reported her to their family members in the first place he wouldn't be wasting his time visiting her in hospital.

The woman has been whining him with stupid behaviours since he caught her with that guy and he just allowed her continue until the whole thing ended with him and her father in the police station. Is it not the biggest pile of rubbish you have ever heard of

How can the stupid girl show up at your sisters house without informing you after clubbing all night with a strange man and you have nothing to say about it

He couldn't even answer the sister who has been buying clothes for her since, as her baby in-law. Very soon he will bring a new girl without even explaining WTF happened to this one. So your sister should keep buying clothes every time you change girls without any explanation right

No serious person behaves like that. He was just being dramatic to entertain himself and you people giving him morale, simple! [/s]

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Romance / Re: Joro Olumofin: Letter To Runs Girls Forming Motivational Speakers On SocialMedia by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 12:13am On Dec 03, 2019
Mart1994:
[s][s]
Yen yen yen yen yenyen...
Kwayet dia.[/s]
Romance / Re: Joro Olumofin: Letter To Runs Girls Forming Motivational Speakers On SocialMedia by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 12:13am On Dec 03, 2019
Mart1994:
[s]
That face belongs to a sculpture called Momo

It's got that face of a woman and bird legs

Somewhere in Japan.

If u follow a paranormal entuisiast called VONSEAY, on you tube, u will understand more about it[/s]
Romance / Re: My Pre Wedding Photos...you All Are Invited by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 11:52pm On Dec 02, 2019
Blissbath:
U this guy self,show us ur girlfrd if u even ve.useme
another ugly Benin girl spotted cool
Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Double Dating Girlfriend by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 11:52pm On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:

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Excuse me, you quoted me with a challenge to my statement and I countered you. If you didn't want me to tell you what I think then why did you call me?

I'm not expending energy at all, I'm just an expressive writer. Just because I don't agree with you you want to make it personally about me so that I will feel bad about having an opinion.

You can't embarrass me into not saying what I think, OP messed up, kpom kwem! Nobody acts like that, he is not serious![/s]

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Romance / Re: I Don't Know What My Problem Is With Men And Dating by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 11:51pm On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:

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Lol. She does sound like me doesn't she cheesy

OP yes, you're doing the right thing, just continue like that you will be fine.

It sounds like you just need a change of scenery, you sound fatigued and slightly exasperated. Maybe you need to try out a new hobby and expand your horizons so that your mind won't be on it all the time

You will feel better when you start serving and you get to try out a new environment. Also try to give people a fair chance, attraction doesn't have to be immediate [/s]
Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Double Dating Girlfriend by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 11:51pm On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:

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Yes, we know she is a terrible person. That's why he should have gotten it out of her and freed himself instead of all this charade about suicide and hospital.

Tell me, what exactly is he doing in that hospital? With the woman who cheated on him[/s]

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Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Double Dating Girlfriend by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 11:50pm On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:

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It was a rhetorical question. I mean what is the essence of his being there? Why are they all there in the first place?

She wouldn't have tried all that if all if this was out in the open. Because he didn't air the issue on time is why she had the guts to spoil his name everywhere

He would rather act out some Zee World melodrama with poison and police station than get her issue and let her go [/s]
shut up. you talk too much.

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Romance / Re: I Don't Know What My Problem Is With Men And Dating by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 11:49pm On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:
Lol a girl gats to console herself :
Politics / Re: Uche Secondus: PDP May Not Participate In Future Elections by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 3:30pm On Dec 02, 2019
pdp is already in extinction as we speak.
It should also be proscribed and tagged as a terrorist group.

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Politics / Re: Smart Adeyemi: Dino Melaye Was My Houseboy by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 3:28pm On Dec 02, 2019
anybody wey ipob support automatically becomes a failure.
A case study of Dino Melaye, Atiku amidst others

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Education / Re: Rufus Giwa Polytechnic School Fees For 2019/2020 Session - Talkgeria by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 3:22pm On Dec 02, 2019
useless school.
polytechnic education should be scrapped in this country.
I hate all these ND and HND holders.
a third class Upper BSC graduate is far better than a first class Upper polytechnic graduate

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Career / Re: N85k Bank Contract Staff Job Vs N50k Public School Teaching Job by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 3:16pm On Dec 02, 2019
SUPERPACK:
Without prior notice, first Bank of Nigeria sacked contract staff across the 36 States of Nigeria.
The bank has claimed that they sacked only the contract staff whose contract ended.
The staff were reported to have received the shocking news lately yesterday.
This new development affected the services of the bank in the early hours of Thursday, November, 2019
Customers may experience delay banking with first bank today.
Some of the sacked staff described their sack as sudden.
The empty desks of the sacked staff need to be occupied as soon as possible. While doing that, the system needs to accept the new operators which causes delay as operators send request to the bank database for fresh registration.
Those requesting for ATM, opening of accounts were told to come back another as the systems failed to load.
In case you didn’t see your favorite staff as you visit your branch, know that he/she has been fired.
We wish all the affected staff Good Luck as they move on.
na wah o.
job security is zero in the banking sector.
that's why I advise all these bank contract staff to actually stay away from dating slay queens and then forfeit their luxurious lifestyles and invest on the income they receive monthly cos they may get sacked anytime.
we here in the Federal Service we dey do as we dey like lol highest wey u get na query.
Romance / Re: My Pre Wedding Photos...you All Are Invited by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 2:11pm On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:
cheesy issa bini wedding!

I'm coming, let me go sew my velvet
the guy go marry Bini girl.
He don enter one chance.
I see them getting divorce soon.
Bini women na bad market for marriage.
See as both of them ugly sef.
Edo people and worworness na like bread and butter.

Please no Benin tout should quote me
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 2:10pm On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:

Nso ke esak? Nton nkpo
I dey office.
make I close from work later on in the evening. na u go tire
Romance / Re: Invest In Your Woman! by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 10:48am On Dec 02, 2019
lavylilly:
smh
Romance / Re: Men Aren't Left Out On This Personnel Hygiene, by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 10:47am On Dec 02, 2019
lavylilly:
[s] men aren't left out on this personnel hygiene,
50% of men suffer bad breath,body odour, mouth odour..as a man how do u take care of your body generally?

A clean and handsome guy turns me on like mad!..because i love sniffing a lot..I can sleep on your armpit if its odourles and clean..

You are wondering why after that girl came visiting and she stopped picking your calls,check your breath,body well before you call her names...

Most men are very dirty ....when I say dirty its an understatement,I've met a guy that has body and mouth odour,bad breath,3in1.I really liked him,in fact I loved him,I tried talking to him about it,I bought him cologne i made sure he brushes day and night, I placed him on food diet to know if the bad breath and mouth odour will go no way....it was follow come,maybe kind of hereditary or spiritual but Amaka can't tell.

Then when we want to play I avoid kissing and he must bath and brush at the same time,I will now give him cloret chewing gum to chew before we start...I tried for 1year but it wasn't treatable I had to walk!....

I can't deal please,when we go out together I make sure he's chewing that mint and stays far from his friends ...

So in his case it was something more to it....most men are so careless and lazy...dirty at the same time,you will wake up in the morning you will just brush or some don't even brush and leave the house.

some men will wear one boxers for 1 week before changing and most of them live in the public yard,they will go inside the toilet sit on the toilet seat and poo leaving their dick and scrotum dangling inside the water closet chai

later he will wipe his bum bum and wear his boxers...after all he's a man there is no hole for infection to enter he will say in his mind...he will invite somebody's daughter baby suck me,lick my balls�,aunty will suck and lick shit!

Before you sit on that toilet seat,wash or place toilet paper on top of the toilet seat before you use it...while pooing hold your dick or bring it out from the bowl after pooing you wash your bum with water or you bath...while bathing always endeavor to wash your under laps and balls well please because some men's own smells so awful,some you will see dirt strapping to the hairs on the genital areas or you will see that hair brownish or even white....you guys should help us because some men are most carriers of infection..because of sleeping with different girls

Always wear nice cologne,body spray and perfumes,brush at least twice in a Day..if you are having mouth odor you can change your toothpaste and eat right,if its persist visit the hospital...

Change your boxers and pants everyday ....shave your armpits regularly,some guys will leave it to grow like grass its so irritating,i learnt some don't like shaving if you don't like shaving keep it Clean and odorless....dont come and forming big boy while smelling like a he goat...cleanliness is next to godliness...

Happy week!!!!!!!!!!

Chiamaka Oprah Chibueze [/s]
Politics / Re: Rivers Is Not A Christian State, Wike - Punch Editorial by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 9:17am On Dec 02, 2019
cornoil:
So Zamfara or Sokoto is not a Muslim State?
I came across where the OP said that state religion is forbidden according to 1999 constitution. but I wonder why the Sokoto, Zamfara and other North Western States are exempted from the Constitution through their sharia practice and prohibition of Christianity in their state.

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Politics / Re: Rivers Is Not A Christian State, Wike - Punch Editorial by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 9:14am On Dec 02, 2019
pdp states are more confused than confusion itself
Politics / Re: Tony Kabaka Flogs A Monkey Terrorizing His Neighborhood (Photos) by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 9:12am On Dec 02, 2019
LabDNA:


You eat an animal that shares 98% of it's DNA with humans?

Don't you think you are 98% cannibal.
maybe monkeys share 98% of DNA with u and not me cool
Politics / Re: Tony Kabaka Flogs A Monkey Terrorizing His Neighborhood (Photos) by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 8:32am On Dec 02, 2019
LabDNA:
Make dem no sha kill am chop.
oga monkey meat sweet gan.
I don chop am several times.
but dog meat still pass am Sha
Education / Re: Mekowulu Precious Chibuzor Had First Class In Law School by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 8:29am On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:


Nkakad
who has been teaching u all this offensive words? I hope if I also use the ones in Igbo language u won't be offended?
anyway see ya lerra in the evening and have a nice day

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