₦airaland Forum

kossydiba: I hv alson been in dat frnd zone issue n even still now. Mi own case if different anyway cuz she really love me n tells even one an her guy. She use mi pics as her dp most tym bt d issue there is dat I hv spent a lot on her bt wat I hv goten in return is emotional kisses n hug. Where d problem lies is dat I don't knw hw am goin 2 tell her dat I want 2 eat her tin

bros, dat girl don succeed in decieving u say she love u and u believe. My guy, no reason am oh. She dey use ur head. Calm down plot map on hw to get her down. One one draw. But as e stand now, u dey lose oh. Na she be Germany and she don Brazilify u.

missberrypop5: huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu. I laugh. Anyhow you guys put it, friendzone or zonefriend. As long as i'm concerned, there's nothing wrong with it. There's a difference between loving someone and friendship. I've been in a guy's friendzone before, and i saw reasons why i can't date him. And i didn't see anything wrong with it. From what i've read so far from here, it's only bad if the girl didn't tell you plane that she can't date you, like me, if i have a guy i call my boyfriend and another guy proposes love for me, i'll tell him i'm already in one. Then if he is really nice, and good to go, i'll be like "hey, can we still be friends" so it's up to him to accept or reject.

my dear, u r not getting it. How do u think being friends with u will be so cool when i have feelings for u? If we met and became friends, its different. But if i saw u, fell for u and asked u out, u come dey give me we can just be friends, e no work. Plz stick to that ur reason wey make u no want me because if na say u get bf, i go become huge temptation to u and fit lead to una break up self. I trust myself when it comes to being caring n winning a woman's heart.

Sagamite: The best friendships I have are with blokes.

Girls are there to be bedded if hot.

The only friendship I can have with a hot girl that can "bested" that is if she is the chicken that lays the golden eggs.

Some of you might not understand that term as it is one me and my crew use. So I will explain.

A girl is a chicken that lays the golden eggs if she is the type that introduces you to many other girls that let you hit it or she is so hot other girls always want to snatch you, out of female competitiveness, when you are rolling with her.

As a fcking RULE: A smart niggaa NEVER eats that chicken. Just continue eating the eggs. That chicken would be your best friend.

boss, u killed it. Let me start looking out for a hen dat will lay me golden eggs too.

[quote author=tonididdy]yes we can have female friends that u feel absolutely nothing for...not a girl u love and she zones you...haaaa na torture b that[/quote
na God go bless u my Guy. U can meet a girl and just become friends. But say i have feelings for u and asked u out n u refused, make everybody mind him business be dat nah. But say 'we can still be friends?'. Na lie oh. E can never happen. Abeg concentrate on d reason we no fit date. Simple!

Thank God say as person dey big, him dey get sense. U chop bellefull say na me u wan friendzone, u go knw say acid n water no be d same thing. The last babe wey wan try dat shit with me, no believe her eyes. Na only her beg me to chop base on hw i package her one rainy day. Dia mama brassier!

[quote author=Mr. Aladin]IBRAHIMOVIC- I DON'T NEED BALLON D'OR TO KNOW THAT I'M THE BEST IN THE WORLD


MIKEL DOESN'T NEED AFOY TO SHOW THAT HE IS THE BEST IN AFRICA
#FACT.
[/quote]useless fact!

na man u jet him for take go before? Sorry for all those chelsea fans wey think say Mikel deserve am. Na Yaya Toure deserve that award. No african player dey as consistent as Yaya. I don talk my own. #spreads mat to wait for them blue people to run their mouths..

Sheenor: heard asup had meeting yestaday in kadpoly......waiting to see if there will be a +ve outcome from the meeting..

one of the meetings already ended in a deadlock. One wonders why a common ground cant be reached up till now.

Ayima: Am not in polytechnic but university,i feel d pains you guys will be going through.Education in Nigeria makes me always feel bad anytime my mind goes there.Please you guys should pray so that God will help you as He helped us.

my broda, God bless u. Not many UNi students would even bother to comment...

nsk 1st son: they are saying d trut nah,since 7months n d govt had not make any concrete attempt to end d strike

my broda, even here on nairaland, no topic about ASUP made front page.

its apalling that FG can ignore ASUP the way they are doing. If polytechnic education means nothing in Naija, then it should be scrapped off..

Strike: ASUP accuses FG of abandoning
polytechnic education on january 08, 2014 at 4:00 am in news As strike enters seventh month—Academic Staff Union of Polytechnics,
ASUP, has alleged abandonment by the Federal
Government as the strike declared by lecturers in
the sub-sector enters its seventh month.
ASUP had gone on strike April 17, 2013, to press
home demands for government’s proper funding of polytechnic education as well as address the
disparity between the polytechnics and university
graduates in the country. ASUP president laments
Speaking in an exclusive interview with Vanguard,
National President of ASUP, Mr. Chibuzor
Asomugha, lamented that the government was
killing polytechnic education in Nigeria as several
meetings held with government to ensure re- opening of polytechnics yielded no fruits. Asomugha argued that the lack of interest by
government to implement its promises for
polytechnics to be re-opened was a deliberate ploy
to deny students of Polytechnics access to
education.
Expressing concern that efforts to draw the attention of the Nigerian public might be given
political colouration and union leaders branded as
working for opposition political parties against the
government, Asomugha appealed to all relevant
stakeholders to intervene on behalf of the poor
students who might not have somebody in government to speak for them. Lack of interest from FG
On why government has not shown interest in the
lingering strike, the ASUP boss appealed to relevant
stakeholders to prevail on the government, Minister
of Education, Permanent Secretary and Minister of
Labour to do the needful. He said: “I am not going to be talking for
government, we have been in this, they have given
us promises, they have not been fulfilling them. “The promises were simple things, we even had the
understanding where they promised to implement
within one week and it is more than four months
now, everybody should reach government and let
them tell Nigerians what are the problems. I cannot
be speaking for government, what I know is that government is not doing any thing. “We met them yesterday (Monday), the same
promises and I don’t know why they find it difficult
to fulfil the promises. Okay tell me yourself, what is
the problem in releasing the White Paper that is
ready? It is the government that should tells us that.
The SGF should tell us why he is withholding the White Paper.” Way out of logjam
On the way out of the long strike, he said: “The way
out is that we are still on strike until the members
tell us whatever they decide with the strike.
“Government has been giving assurances in the
past six months, the assurance of government does not amount to anything, that is why ASUU
insisted on things concrete and people didn’t
understand it. “We agreed with government that they were going
to take up four things out of the 13 that we had
listed. Government has been able to meet one and
half of those issues that we had listed. Even the
NEEDS Assessment government constituted
Committee is not working at the pace it should work, we are supposed to submit the report in
February, up till now, we have not done much. Waiting on government’s White Paper
“Government said it was going to release the White
Paper on the visitation to Federal Polytechnics, they
were going to complete the lower cader of CONTISS
16 which was the thing that happened in 2009 and
up till now, it hadn’t been implemented and then, that they were going to complete the appointment
of six Governing Councils of six Federal
Polytechnics which they have done. “To constitute the NEEDS Assessment Committee to
do the NEEDS assessments of the Polytechnics,
which they have constituted and the Committee is
more or less not working the way it should work.
These are the four issues that we extracted out of
the 13. “There is a director in the Ministry of Education who
is the Chairman of the Committee but the problem is
that the Committee complains all the time of lack of
funding from TETFund which is supposed to fund
it.”
SOURCE- www.vanguardngr.com

@OP, shey ur profile say u dey bayelsa? Me dey delta state. Abeg pass me the girl details. Make i help u run am. Afterall, we be brothers nah.

enomasly: Like this post if you would say...*in Thinking o*..Mehn i fvcked her well her punanny must be wishing for more in secret...hahahah....... #NAP

dude seriously, if the hubby can see ur mind, na gun him go cock straight shoot u point blank for your skull. Lol, u funny sha...

martha: Itz true sha cos guys are emotionally firm

you are right my dear guys and their strong emotional nature. Although weak guys still dey ohh...

crackhaus: I feel happy for her, and at the same time, also glad that I wasn't the one who married her...which is why she's my ex.

lol! Abi oh my guy. true talk.....

corruptst: It's not d end of d world dearie. You've got to learn to live with that.

For me, no big deal. After all, I ve seen my ex being bleeped by other guys. Marriage doesn't make it grander.

lol! My guy, marriage makes it something else ohhhh...

haitto99: shit happens na.......i was sha there b4 d hubby

abi oh my guy. No be small thing

9jaSceptic: kokan aiye mein.

None Of Ma Business.

seriously dude, translation required for your first statement.

martha: Cos itz gonna be heart breaking seeing my ex married especially when I am not married yet

for ladies, its heartbreaking but for guys, i am not sure if they will feel that way....

funlad26: Disapponted! And wished I got married before him.is one of those things sha. Shit happens

true sha. I agree with u my dear.

martha: I will cry

why will u cry my dear?

mehn any cool song do. My fav is celine dion. I have a wonderful collection of cool songs ranging from westlife to boy2men to brian mcknight to usher. All the greatest love songs. So all i simply do is play the folder in a low volume while the act is on...

Seriously folks am kinda thinking of how this feels. I have an ex who is married. We still talk on phone and she has even made attempts to make me visit her family and get to know her hubby. But i kinda keep making sure it doesnt happen. You know the feeling that says, mehn thats a girl i once run shows with. So guys i wanna, how does it feel?

nice one OP, please its not for ND and HND holders only. I saw degrees there too. Please check it out before u complain...

Piloeternity: All i want from chelsea and liverpool is a DRAW........

#TeamArsenal

bros na my mind u talk nw nw ohh..COYG

God punish devil. Una wan give me high bp? Three points in my bag jor. Oya Chelsea, na pay back time ohhh. Na una wan lose now

all those bad belle haters, make una use dat one from Giroud take hold una self first. Mukinah, u baby daddy try for dat one ohhh...

mehn, dis match officiating get as e be ohhh..

mukinah, its like na d baby daddy u dey call dat Giroud dey affect am so oh. The guy dey disappoint me too much

elrony:
(1) Delta State Governor: Despite the huge revenue allocated to Delta State, Governor Uduaghan hasn’t been able to bring remarkable change to Delta State. When we hear what people like Governor Rotimi Ameachi have been able to achieve in Rivers State, his Delta State counterpart is not known for any serious infrastructural development. Oduaghan became governor like most governor. He was the cousin of the previous governor, James Ibori, who is now languishing in a London prison after he was found guilty of money laundery. Oduaghan’s government is characterised by sorrounding himself with friends and family members and making them rich to the detriment of the state. He has spent almost eight years as Delta State governor and we haven’t seen anything remarkable yet.

*fixed*
This corrupt wicked cretin is the undisputed worst Governor ever to rule Delta State!!!

Uduaghan tops the list by a thousand miles,others don't even come close!!

if i knew u in person, u deserve a bottle of wine. That guy should be number 1 on this list jor. If u compare delta state allocation to that of the other states, haba, him no suppose dey dat 10th nah. Dis na cheating ohhh. Give him his right spot. NUMBER 1

Uduaghan, see as u dey disgrace us? Na better thunder go fire u.