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GAZZUZZ:
In delta that does not make headlines.

but it does in ur state abi? If u no get wetin to talk, u no go shut up!

prettythicksme:
lol woman wrapper but picture of you doing that before i deactivated my account!

woman wrapper? Haba sweet, i no deserve dat title nau. Am not married so hw i wan take send u d pic ni? U fit come make we find pikin borrow, then i do am while strolling with u ni?

prettythicksme:
Wahooo in omawunmi voice*na serious loveee wantintin.To be candid if any nairaland guys say he can do this for his wife i go deactivate my account!

Prettythicksme, i can do it dearie. How about deactivating the account right now? #winks

nieema:
2. We started off as friends. Currently we are in a dating relationship and he has not agreed to be friends.
3. He is NOT financially inadequate, lots of men go thru rough patches. He'll be fine.
4. Not right to send mixed signals...not cool at all!

Nieema dear, av given dis ur issue a careful thought. I have dis to say to u, u cant keep withdrawing to urself each time u wanna work on urself. U did say that this method has always been workin for u. But let me ask, hw long will u continue to use dat method. U might be destroying a one time shot at the best relationship anyone can have. Why not try something new? Imagine the world with no one but just u. No one shud walk life alone dear. Thats why we r there for each other. Ur bf is ur best choice at working on urself now. Do not tow the withdrawing to urself line. Its not the best. You can do better than that dear.

saxywale:
Seriously...maybe you should change your church.

i think u shud, if ur church didnt teach u anything about sex as a youth.

saxywale:
Since when did churches become places you go for sex therapy
A living church won't teach you anything different from what the bible teaches us about fornication and adultery.

did u read up there dat i said our churchs r places for sex therapy? Tell me u never heard about sex in church while growing up. The OP has bared her mind. Understanding her is your own job. Gracias

OP u r absolutely correct. Our churches are not doing a good job abt hw they teach youths about sex.

Adaobi12:
maybe am some miracle.*shrugs* I resurrected.

#grabs my guiness book of records n flip thru# why the hell is your name not there? #picks up phone dials Guiness MD number but gets d answering machine# Dude, i need to speak to u ASAP. A lady who broke an everlasting record has just been found! 1880 no b joke. U pass my ancestor nau. Na oracle u suppose be now.

Adaobi12:
. have been responsible since 1880s

1880s? Lolz....sweet, u shud no longer be here and u know it. Or perhaps u ought to be in a museum as an artifact.

Adaobi12:
op I think it will make more sense if you use , "SOME FEMALE UNDERGRADUATE". because not all undergraduate are irresponsible.


what you just stated now, are the acts of an irresponsible lady, which even a working class lady can indulge in.


besides, you sounded so bitter, hope say an undergraduate never break your heart?

true talk dearie. Hope u r one of the responsible ones??

priscaoge:
Noted!!! But u don't have to be too serious about everything on Nairaland, created the thread just for fun. Merry Christmas!!!

My lady, no oh. Am not taking it serious oh. Just felt the need o correct u. Am sorry if it sounded too serious. Am a free-minded person oh. Merry xmas too. Gracias!

theres no where it was stated in the Bible that they were THREE wisemen. Plz correct the title. The Bible only said wise men from the east.

ladymichael:
I really need advise from especially the men

My colleague is gonna be 35 in a few months and is not married or even have toasters. She has reached a point where she doesn't even think about it.
She says she sometimes asks herself on why she's still single and concludes that maybe she's not supposed to ever marry.

I really feel sorry for her but don't know how to advise her.

Please what could be the issue? Abd how to I advise her?

O.P if ur friend is beautiful, kindly matchmake her jor. Thats d best way u can help her. If u av gud male friends, get them to b her friend too. Good male friends ohh...not the ones dat think with dia d.i.c.k. Seems she has shut herself for too long. She needs to loosen up. Wont mind being her friend self.

born2fuckpussy:
killing a chicken, boko haram potential. I cannot kill a chicken

but u fit kill pu.ssy(pu.nani) abi?

i don kill fowl sotey dem dey c me run. Am a confirm animal slaughterer ohhh. If dat kind word dey exist. I dey get down goats self....

Evina:
thank you. A resounding amen to your declarations.
And may God bless you and cause you to be a blessing.

cause me to marry u, u mean? Amen oooooo. Thanks merry xmas ooo

Evina:
Wow!

Even the idea of a married woman calling another man for money is nauseating, how much more an ex. Some women are so stu.pid! I bet she did it behind her husband. Does she not know she has just rubbished her husband before that ex?

wish am ready for marriage. Wud hav av asked for ur hand in marriage. U r one of a kind. God bless u, ur family, ur street, ur community, ur husband n everything dat has to do with u.

my most admired nairalander, ask urself if u r the hubby n u find out, will u be happy? Its bullshit dear. Happy xmas

OP, a child cannot be held responsible for his or her action. Force that pikin go church jor, if e mean to thrash him bum bum, do am. As long as e follow u. When he or she becomes an adult, they can choose what they want then. Infact, if u lead a child well in attending church n paying rapt attention, that child will thank u when he or she grows up.

emusmith:
haba! Farano is not in dia levels na!

i knw mayapop n dechandel can make tosyn2much never stop using vaseline. But i still insist Farano is gorgeous.

am not a regular NL commenter, if theres a word like dat. But Farano is one lady i love and admire greatly. If she left out her name out of being modest, someone shud plz put it there. Else, i will all expel all NL students who school in france.
Cc:
@Tallesty, @Tosyn2much, @emusmith.

only few posts and its on front page aleady. NL i hail ohhhhhh

The way threads hit front page these days sha. Seun is still silent about it oh. This is not the way it was when i joined ohhhh. Seun do something before something do u ohhhh. Nice jean by Yemi Alade. I love dis geh like maaad

2kurupt:
Observed this since October and ceased to make calls thru my MTN line until date.
My cousin also discovered lately that this problem mostly affect customers using smartphones thus OP I'll advice you to swap your line into a small 'torchlight' phone, you just might be surprised again.

my brother the MTN is in a nokia C2. So the fault is from them.

asudan:
Please port to glo. some people self behave A's if without MTN you can't make calls. please switch to another tariff or try another operator. MTN as you earlier said are working on it so be patient if you insist on sticking to MTN.

thanks bro. Am only recharging my glo line henceforth and so i needed to get a 3rd phone (nokia torch) to put the glo line. The fact that its my major line is wats annoying me. MTN need to fix dis madness as soon as possible.

Emmyk:
They told me same "lie" ; that their machine got spoilt.

my brother i fear them oh. And since then they cant fix d useless machine abi. The painful thing is dat its my major line. I av decided never to recharge it again till they fix this madness oh.

gingger:
Shey na only Mtn zone dey ni... Did u not see it before making d calls... Guy switch package jor dem nor tie ur placenta to Mtn zone ... As for me am in Mtn ipulse..

my guy, no be quarrel nau? Wetin bring placenta inside dis matter nau. I enjoy d zone better and they attested its a fault frm them. Na better season of surprise oh....dis one surprise me wella

mods make una easy nau. Na everything we go see for front page?? Front page don lose value ohhhh

i have been wondering why no one has ever brought this up here till now. Cos am sure am not the only one passing thru this rubbish. For close to a month now, mtn is billing me a constant 40kobo per second mtn to mtn calls. My line is on MTN Zone and d highest av made calls in time past is 24k per second. I have called them to complain long ago and d customer care rep told me its a problem their engineers were currently handling. Haba! MTN, so d engineers havent been able to fix it till now? Someone should plz help me tell NCC oh! I cant recharge my mtn line anymore because MTN has turned me to a daily depositor! I resemble maga ni? Folks wat do u guys think? Guys plz comment oh. I really wanna knw if am d only one experiencing this ohhh

the wat we keep giving definition to guys n girls in relationship here in naija, am sure even the whites we copied from dont do same.