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i thought as much....your mother shud have aborted you when she had the chance...

ziqqz:
Thankfully you paid rapt attention to your momma all those days she cursed you out for leaving her underwear at my residence
lmfao

tuface you be my man...but e bi like say you smoke weed b4 doing this interview... dem thief you cassette na wetin make you no go school again? you normal so?? you know how many of my cassette and "walkman"cd player wey dem thief for my hand??

wisdom is not by numbers....have a nice day and pls dont mention me again..stupidity has a way of rubbing off on those who harken to the reason of the unwise.

ziqqz:
Wake up! We are in a democracy where majority rules.
Go back and see how many "Likes" attached to my comment, and you may realise that my opinion echoes the minds of many more people out there.
Can't say the same for you though.

responding to your comment will bring me down to your level.. have a nice night..

ziqqz:
This monstrous imbe.cility is exactly what breaks yo momma's heart... Check the mirror (if you have one o)

Stupidity is not defined geographically, nor by most of the other divisions employed to categorize. It takes residence in the hearts and minds of those who allow it to do so. Check the mirror...

ziqqz:
What of his unfortunate marriage to PEJ

Ok....What the subjects ? and can you give me the rough estimate of how much it will cost me?
what is the exam like ? and what is the advantage of ICAN certification for someone with a 3rd class grade

isobayor:
You will have exemption in 2 subject in foundation. You will write 3 subjects in foundation

he was singing abount woman yans.h

Tattooboy:
nonsense? Probably u dont understand the lyrics. Like i said earlier it's a naughty song.

Bsc economics

isobayor:
Bsc in which course?

slowpoke

uselessgoat:
All i know is without Ibos, Lagos will not develop. Look at the important fields of interest they are well known for which developed lagos ;

Prostitution, selling of fake video game discs, fake cds and dvds, fake drugs, peddling of hard drugs, piracy, selling of gala & plantain chips on the highway, selling of okrika clothing items, selling fake vehicle spare parts, importing substandard china goods, importing and exporting aba made clones etc.

This activities are very vital to the economical success of Lagos.

We cannot do without them

They are very vital to us . Pls oba Akiolu, don't kill them for us. We also love their girls with their flat bald heads, moustache, yam legs, and hairy limbs

bros why you do me like dis naa? you allow me waste my mb downloading this nonsense song..why
*crying* why ??

Tattooboy:
yep, but naughty

tuface shud have married that other girl..he marry dis one to compensate her......my opinion though

folay66:
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is this pictures good at all tobbe share online?


imaging a celebrities

this thing is now of commow among those female celeb, leaking their toplesss pictures online


Do 2facea agree to this?



https://instagram.com/p/1RwvmqgMZr/?taken-by=annieidibia1

a dog is better than you... sometin as serious as this and you are vomiting trash...useless dog

mperoakeem:
Oh boy... Let someone summarized it for me... BTW all in the name of petitions

HOW MANY PAPERS EXEMPTION FOR THOSE WITH BSC??

isobayor:
You will be exempted some papers in foundation

Legend...

Built2last:
Aside the excessive audacity which breeds arrogance and pride with Igbos, This is the part i like about Igbos...Everything is business...let truth be told. Igbos are way ahead in business in Nigeria.

I entered Ladipo market one day and couldnt find one shop owned by a Yoruba man in the two hours i spent there. I think business is genetic for them. can you remember the ''my oga at the top stuff'' while some of us typed on the internet, Aba boys were thinking business. Mbaka spoke against GEJ, few days after, (Mbaka but why T. shirt was all over the market). They seem not interested in white collar jobs like every other tribe. If we have more entrepreneurs, the faster we come out of the corruption in public and civil service.

When i finished NYSC, i was retained in the bank with one Emeka boy..I remember during the interview, one of the panelists said, Emeka, you are supposed to be in Aba or Alaba, what are you doing here? the Igbo jokingly said, its capital am looking for..six years after, the Igbo boy resigned, we never knew he was combining banking with real estate business..on saturdays he was a house searching agent. he told me he sold two houses in Ikoyi and resigned...

Till i left the bank, his salary account was in millions...doing so well in business, the latest he told me last year was that, one of the panelists in that our interview is now his account officer...I just love the business part of them and maybe the way they adore their wives and children. They take family very seriously. Emeka is so wealthy and lavishes his wealth on his wife and 3 boys. Needless to say he inspired me into business and i am doing well too, but not anywhere near Emeka.

Throw them into the Lagoon and see the potentials of that water developed by them. Business is a spirit in them most of us find difficult to appreciate.

Grow some brains......the woman abandoned her kids to a total stranger on her first of resumptiom...a nanny she got from OLX site.. and you are bringing Mbu into this trash?

Koroaso:
*********IN A COUNTRY WHERE PRIORITIES WERE RIGHTLY PLACED POLICE COMMISSIONER MBU WOULD HAVE SET TO WORK TO FIND THE MISSING KIDS*********

********BUT SINCE THE KIDS DONT BELONG TO PATIENCE JONATHAN,I GUESS HE DONT GIVE A DAMN**********

********CHIBOK GIRLS HAVE NOT BEEN FOUND,NOW KIDS ARE KIDNAPPED IN THEIR OWN HOMES.....THE YOUNG DESERVES TO GROW,AND THEY DESERVE PROTECTION THATS THE FIRST PRIORITY OF ANY SANE GOVERNMENT *********

********WHEN OKONJI IWEALA'S MOM WAS KIDNAPPED,WHEN JONATHANS UNCLE WAS KIDNAPPED WE ALL SAW AND HEARD THE ACTION********

*******WHEN IS AN ORDINARY NIGERIANS LIFE GOING TO MATTER ?........WHY DO WE KILL OURSELVES TO VOTE THIS PEOPLE WHO DO NOT REALLY GIVE A DAMN ABOUT US**********

********IF IT WAS TO START CHASING GOVERNOR AMAECHI LIKE HE WAS IN LOVE,HE WOULD BE STOKED***********

********A COUNTRY WITH MISPLACED PRIORITIES KIDS GO MISSING ONLY TO BE DISCUSSED ON SOCIAL MEDIA...BUT WHEN ONE OBA SAYS PEOPLE SHOULD JUMP IN THE LAGOON THE WHOLE NATION THINKS THATS NEWS**********


GMB/PYO
2015.

the song sweet??

Tattooboy:
Who cares?

#nowplaying 'Baby Got Back' by Sir Mix A Lot

I intend to write the Nov exam but i want to know if i am exempted ..how many subjects will i write ?
how do i get the materials to read and whats the exam like? whats the benefit of ICAN?

isobayor:
Dear Friends,

As a professional Accountant and a Nairalander, I deem it fit to create this topic.

Having passed all ICA
N stages in one sitting(won price in cost accounting at ATS) and currently lectures in professional accountancy tutor centers (Leverage associates and legacy Tutors, I have what it take to answer any question as regards ICAN examinations. Any question at all? feel free to ask.

Adebayo(ACA)

Come april 11th, Alhaji Abdulraman Rochas Al-amin Okorocha will be moving out of Imo state govt house...
together will his fellow sheiks and imams who have been smiling and lloting the state dry...During the last presidential election,he lost in orlu his hometown.....Sayanora mothafu.cka

lalasticlala:
They are otherwise known as volatile states.

From the political happenings, it's obvious that the following states could be termed volatile:

1) Rivers State: Amaechi complained of army harassment, malpractices, during the last presidential election. APC even called for the cancellation of the results from Rivers.
Of course, incidences of killings, violence were also recorded in various parts of the state.

So this time around, Amaechi would want to do everything within his powers, ( remember he now had 'oga at the top') to ensure that APC Candidate wins the gubernatorial election in rivers.

On the other hand, Wike who has the backings of the presidency would also do all he can to ensure he wins.

So it's a fight to finish...

2)Lagos State: APC, the ruling party would do all it could to ensure it retains power, especially now that APC is about to control the federal government. APC can't afford to lose Lagos state.

On the other hand, PDP, haven lost the federal government, would do all it can to ensure it wins Lagos state.

The Oba of Lagos alleged threat may also play a role in making Lagos a hot zone during the coming governorship elections.

3 Imo State: It's obvious that PDP would likely win in most of the south eastern states. But Okorocha would want to do all he can to ensure that APC wins. Okorocha cannot afford to lose IMO now that APC would call the shots at the federal government level. But PDP would equally fight to ensure Okorocha loses power.
Recall, during the last presidential elections, Okorocha alleged of army harassment of APC members.


What do you think about the above states I enlisted as volatile states?
Are there other states you consider to be volatile that should be mentioned?
You should bring them on board.
.

PhockPhockMan:
On 11th, we Igbos out of greed will vote massively for PDP again. I'm sure he don't even know the meaning greed. Igbos made their choice known, clear and simple. We owe nobody any apology.




MUMU GOVERNOR.

Alhaji Abdullahi Rochas Okorcha

we don enter one chance ooooo story don dey change

meccuno:
Abuja – The All Progressives Congress (APC) has described as misleading and unfounded reports that the President-elect, Maj.-Gen. Mu has pledged to end insurgency in the country within two months.


“The President-Elect is still waiting to be sworn in on May 29. After the ceremony, he would need time to study the security situation and plan strategically with the security chiefs as to the way forward.

“Time is of essence here. Therefore, President Buhari didn’t and wouldn’t peg the decimation of terrorism within two months.

“The General was unequivocal about cleansing Boko Haram from our land; he would do a good job of it by giving a final permanent push to rid Nigeria of unscrupulous elements,’’ the statement said.

The statement recalled that in Buhari’s interview with the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) and Cable News Network (CNN), he didn’t put a time-frame to when he would eliminate terrorism.

“It would be unfair and mischievous for someone to ascribe to him what he hasn’t said,” the statement emphasised. (NAN) http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/buhari-didnt-promise-to-end-insurgency-in-two-months-apc/

ujoatu:
"Welcome home, Ozo Igbo Ndu. The Leader of Igbo Nation" shouted many welcoming Gov Rochas Okorocha back from Abuja. He was accompanied by Dr Chris Ngige, Chief Ogbonnaya Onu and many other Igbo leaders

ex-governor rochas abdullahi okorocha... the leader of the easter mujahedeen and warrior of prophet mahammaD.


In a few days time ,we will send you and your fellow islamic saboteurs out of imo govt house..
saboteur number 1

Sweetguy25:
Its high time Imo people vote this abokki out of power.

chill bro...only a matter of days.....only a matter of days

You are a LovePeddler..... thats all.. you want to ruin the gentleman life.

MzHolly:
I am a P. A. to the Managing Director of a big
company and whenever we have the Annual General
Meeting, we often book rooms into the venue of such
meetings for effective co-ordination. A few weeks
ago, we had last year’s AGM and a few of us got a bit
drunk as the meeting went rather well. You can
imagine how shocked I was when I woke up the next
morning to find my boss in my bed! He’d been flirting
with me for months even though I told him I wasn’t
interested.
I don’t know if anything happened between us as he
looked really smashed too and I still had some
clothes on. I’m currently on leave and I’m terrified of
going back to work as I have developed an itchy
discharge. How can I convince my boss I’m not
interested in him sexually and let him know I might
have infected him? My job is on the line here!

shame on your dad..you mom shud have had that abortion.. overstretched policeman with poor pay and you are here spewing trash

maynation:
shame on that uniform. quack fellows

one for the team my brother... he shud take one for the team.lol

adrainuche:
Dbanj if u nor chop that babe all the Nigeria Boys go swear for u abeg take one for the team..

lol.. that woman go give dbanj fuccck. for $300,000 and dbanj is very broke now

adrainuche:
Dbanj if u nor chop that babe all the Nigeria Boys go swear for u abeg take one for the team..

....

destiny cannot be changed

JEITO:
What they need is Voltron! Defender of the universe.

You are a mad man...lol. hahhahahaha
they truly need voltron and spider-man.

i will fucc her all day long

this thing called LOVE has killed many men.......