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This girl is very UGLY. The lots of make-up was to cover up her ugliness.

If she stores your name with '' Nkechi Ukazi'

Buhari, The commander in Chief of Boko-Haram should also be arrested''. That's the part that I found most interesting.

Buhari should also be arrested for forging a waec certificate.

Gej till 2015 + 1 extra year for buhari to take waec!

philips70:
Have you shown us your brain??

if Buhari finds it difficult to provide his certificate then he is not worthy to even be a local govt chairman. How would other countries see us: a country ruled by a president without certificate in this dispensation.

#FailBuhari come february 14.
Gej till 2019 !

Mr 'Controversial Prophet' no be 2day we begin see your type. Did you also prophecy about Buhari's Certificate Instead of you to prophesy against boko-haram you are here prophesying what i don't know.

I will be very happy to hear the death of the following:

1. BUHARI
2. Obasanjo
3. Babangida
4. Atiku
5. APC
6. That Apc aspirant in Lagos
7. ...

Even in 2011, Buhari also won the on-line Polls and lost the election. Maybe we should compensate and plead Jonathan to appoint him as the e-president of the federal republic of Boko-Haram. Has he provided his certificates

Alphaoscar:
AIT should keep their lies and be bold to tell us that they have to close down the poll so as to save GEJ the embarrasment .

But Has Buhari shown us his certificate

Let These Militant Boys and the Boko-Haram Boys engage in a war at calabar stadium let's even watch them. If you think Militant boys will win, click like, if u think boko will win, click share.

If my babe claims she loves me, then let DAVIDO chyke or toast her, let me watch her response...

Joel3:
why do they have to put this poor looking women on our naira note?

are we that poor? I the billionaire need to be there instead. We promote wealth and not backwardness and stone age.

The america bills for example.

That's the culture of the fulani's and hausas.

maestroz:
enyeama you see ya life!....ur mates dey equitorial guinea dey play AFCON, u dey dey play wit ur pikin dey console yourself, small time now you go dey cry say dem no giv u african footballer of the year award!!.

Bros u wan make him kill himself?

Its good to get married on time o! This play between father and son won't be possible if you are 55 years and your first child is 9 years ;Dsee now! My Dad's friend is currently in his late 60's and his first son/child is in SS2. Its somehow na...

iamrealdeji:
I can't even read the jargons this jobless fool typed because of D'banj,its too long,had to read 2 lines cos I don't av ur time

Are u sure u don't have my time or you don't understand written English? Brain-Less Individual.

FrancisTony:
I was blunt.

O'well, RCCG, is a joke...

Can't you observe that even your life turning to a JOKE ? Your results are turning to a JOKE and . Your chats to a JOKE...

19naia:
where else will a mad man find deliverance if not in a church? Even jesus welcomed the demon possessed mad man and helped the man cast out his demons legion..Jesus embraced prostitutes and murderers for salvation.. If they were true christians, they would welcome all mad men and help them with healing and casting out demons..
Those arent christians, they are wanna-be christians who will run away from any real chance to do works of christ.. What will they do when its time to be nailed to the cross or turn the other cheek? They will run and profess islam and take up arms with boko haram to defend themselves from madmen,prostitutes, theives, murderers and government soldiers coming to crucify them...

What would you have done if you were there? (Be truthful o) In the bible days, the disciples of Christ were afraid when Christinas were arrested and peter put into prison and they hid in a place. But if christians do the same now u will criticize. We have levels of faith Mr...

FrancisTony:
Christianity is a joke...

some things are better left un-said. How can you say the best and greatest religion is a joke.

FrancisTony:
Christianity is a joke...

some things are better left un-said.

Why are human-beigns always putting their eyes and neck into another man's affair

iamrealdeji:
Lmaooooo!!!! I bet you will drink D'banj's urine if he pees in a can,if you ever have the opportunity to visit the same toilet he just used,you'll rush there to smell and taste his poo to know how Dbanj's poo tastes,stop wanking with Dbanj's pictures fool,the biggest celeb you know is C Ronaldo,local bush boy,I do see your type arguing about Messi and C.Ronaldo under Mechanic's sheds,which one are you? Mechanic or vulcanizer? Concentrate more on your work and do freedom on time before your father disowns you,C.Ronaldo doesn't know you exist and you dedicate your life talking about his career,abandoning your own career

I know your type now and will never argue with you again, You are a FOOL who hates to see outstanding individuals celebrated. Your type can poison acheivers because they are celebrated. You might think you are sounding reasonable but the content of your words shows you are an individual garnished with jealousy, Ego and a haughty spirit. You now act as though D'banj is nothing to you but you still live in a public yard with just 1 toilet. (Oponu like you!) I celebrate stars but I don't worship them. Learn to celebrate outstanding achievers and stop killing yourself when they are celebrated (Goat). Your type will poison your friends if they make it in life b4 a FOOL like you. Advice: Look for the closest transformer and hug it. Throughout your life time, you can never achieve 1/2 of D'banj's exploits. (Proud Monkey)

iamrealdeji:
You're what we yorubas call Ojuorolari,do you think nairaland is filled up with your type? Broke nigga,you're the type that would faint if you see D'banj,because you think he's better than you,you think God created him different from you,mind you D'banj will never rep you if you ever meet him,you're the type he would pay token to tow his girlfriends' luggages

D'banj is not better than you and no one knows a smelling ass like you is existing. Apart from your family and FEW friends, who else knows you are existing (Proud Poor Fool) You will soon tell me C Ronaldo is not better than you (Koboless Goat) Believe it or not, all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. Oponu like u!

Baddestguyp:
poverty will not kill you. there are many nairalanders that are big time millionaires, don't think everyone is like you

Do you mean theoretical millionnaires or what? Keep on deceiving yourself.

Charlie Boy Looks like a mad man!

Why would I bring out my time reading a cooked story! Mtchewwww!

When they say a star is broke, it means the money in his account is worth more than all the amount every naira-lander has put together! How can D'banj be broke?

If I were to be Buhari, I will do the following:
1. Decamp APC and join PDP
2. Write Jonathan an apology letter
3. Convert my name to Buhari Ndukwe
4. Accept that I don't have a waec certificate
5. Become Patient Jonathan's special assistant.

This is still a developing story!

DickDastardly:
I do not like soccer
How do i start liking it?

sleep with a foot ball, kiss it, romance it and possibly smush it, then u will like soccer.


Up Gej till ... 2019

If he is an APC candidate, he has lost! I was notified by a friend that the hidden meaning of APC Acronym is

All
Political
Criminals. (APC)


Gej till 2019!

That's what Buhari's Party Can Offer: Killing People/Youths! But these youths are very stupid o! Buhari step down and APC should be dissolved. Watch what I discovered: buHARi and boko-HARam. HAR in the two.