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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 10:31am On Jun 16, 2015
Genea:
i get smelly mouth na
yuck
Romance / Re: Money Palava by Enegod(m): 9:05am On Jun 16, 2015
misssclassy:


Okwa- Abi
Owu- it is
Nga- here
Ka - that
Anyi - we
No- are

Abi it is here that we all are.
Owu- broke
Nga- prison

abi broke prison here that we are grin grin
Romance / Re: Money Palava by Enegod(m): 8:49am On Jun 16, 2015
misssclassy:

Mbaise igbo. tongue
what's the meaning?
Romance / Re: Money Palava by Enegod(m): 8:40am On Jun 16, 2015
misssclassy:

undecided
which kind igbo be that?
Romance / Re: Money Palava by Enegod(m): 8:34am On Jun 16, 2015
misssclassy:
Akwa owu nga ka anyi no.
Romance / Re: Money Palava by Enegod(m): 8:26am On Jun 16, 2015
A man should not spend anything on a woman, he should get himself a submissive woman and get her to pay for the date.. undecided undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 7:55am On Jun 16, 2015
Genea:
angry mtcheeeeeeeew
oya come chop kiss wink
Romance / Re: Guys! Which One Do You Prefer?(Photo) by Enegod(m): 12:20am On Jun 16, 2015
The one with tight pusssy undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 9:16pm On Jun 15, 2015
LadyBoss1:


U don dey grow wings abi ... Nah so u dey greet person
Genesis 1:29 I have provided all kind of grain and all kinds of fruit for you to eat

You see, I understand why you smoke weed. Tell me, how many wraps did you take? grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 8:50pm On Jun 15, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Whose that
wait let me ask Amadioha!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 8:47pm On Jun 15, 2015
dharay99:

saggy? cry cry
yes and very flat too grin
is she your crush?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 8:46pm On Jun 15, 2015
Genea:
i can see ur brain is twitchin,trouble dey slp,yanga go wake am,shioor
if i slap you ehh, your yansh go sag too grin
Romance / Re: I Want To Chat With Hot Babes by Enegod(m): 6:51pm On Jun 15, 2015
VictoriaBee:

They need to get a room seriously. grin
two lovers having a little fight grin
Romance / Re: 5 Ways To Drive A Man Wild In Bed by Enegod(m): 5:24pm On Jun 15, 2015
When a woman sit rides me backwards just grinding so she feels it way past her pleasure point. i can usually make a woman cum 10 times while doing this undecided
Romance / Re: How Long Can You Wait For A Girl To Unfriendzone You? by Enegod(m): 5:06pm On Jun 15, 2015
tpiadotcom:



and when its the other way round? How long do you wait.
once a woman put you in her friend zone, there is no way out!
Romance / Re: How Long Can You Wait For A Girl To Unfriendzone You? by Enegod(m): 4:55pm On Jun 15, 2015
All women start out in my friend zone and have to fvck their way out of it. undecided
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If A Lady Save Your Name Like (photo) by Enegod(m): 4:47pm On Jun 15, 2015
angry
Romance / Re: For The Men Only Please! by Enegod(m): 4:45pm On Jun 15, 2015
Heterosexual men and women as a whole have precisely the same amount of sex. It is mathematically impossible for it to be any other way.

A simple illustration of this is: when Obi is nyashing Ada, Ada is obviously nyashing Obi undecided

There are lots of playing going on with both sexes. Myself, I think it's great!
Nobody is innocent. undecided
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend's Sexual Urge Is Terrible.. What Do I Do? by Enegod(m): 3:21pm On Jun 15, 2015
Just because it sucks doesn't mean it has to be like that for life. There are tons of books and videos out there that can help teach someone to be better at sex, so all
hope is not lost.

Unless of course, you're a jackass with no patience to wait for your partner to improve and want to end what could possibly have been the best relationship of your life, simply because your needs in bed are more important than having a loving and caring partner angry

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Romance / Re: Types Of Ladies Men Shouldn't Think Of Marrying by Enegod(m): 3:10pm On Jun 15, 2015
This leaves no women left... unless you count the ones with d*cks undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 2:29pm On Jun 15, 2015
Genea:
if u like frown like hitler,u go stil chop cane
use your saggy booobs do am... I wan chop am cheesy
Romance / Re: A Trend I Have Been Noticing............... by Enegod(m): 1:52pm On Jun 15, 2015
The number you collected, what are you going to do with it?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 1:48pm On Jun 15, 2015
Genea:
u r a dead fowl,*grabs my turning stick and chases him
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 1:27pm On Jun 15, 2015
Genea:
my dear its guinea fowl not genea fowl,dnt make me die of hrtattack
Dried genea fowl! grin

Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date/Marry A Man That Smokes? by Enegod(m): 12:59pm On Jun 15, 2015
YourMain:


Hahaha no oo. It was highest grade

Hahahaha nah I'm grand thanks. You want me to die Abi. Small gehl like me
okey... be a good girl but a little bad wink
Romance / Re: I Want To Chat With Hot Babes by Enegod(m): 12:09pm On Jun 15, 2015
see vex grin

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date/Marry A Man That Smokes? by Enegod(m): 11:48am On Jun 15, 2015
YourMain:


I live by the policy ' don't knock it till you try it'

It's disgusting. I coughed my brains and lungs out. I could literally feel my lungs questioning why I'd make them suffer when all they've done is keep me alive.

Hahaha haha keep it oo
That must be a low grade weed! grin

You don't need to smoke it, use it as a vegetable in the food
Eat And See The Magic! cheesy
Romance / Re: Please Dr In The House What Can One Do To Make His Penis Big by Enegod(m): 10:59am On Jun 15, 2015
You have to live with what you have. Your d*ck will never be larger than it is now
Remember, it's not the size of the wand that matters but the magic within the wand grin

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date/Marry A Man That Smokes? by Enegod(m): 10:43am On Jun 15, 2015
YourMain:


Hahaha no oo. Your marijuana is killing you slowly. And your unborn babies

Haha it even smells so bad. It's sick
Weed ain't bad for you, cigarettes are, and alcohol will probably kill you faster than weed.

Weed is great, you should try it at least once... I'm talking about the HI GRADE weed(cuban weed). I'll send it to you wink

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