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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 11:40am On Jun 19, 2015
MrCork:




..bro..GGRIN is another attention seekin CRACKHEAD...truss me! undecided
crackhead No.5 it is then! grin
Romance / Re: Bride's Wedding Night Mistake Reveals Groom's Character. by Enegod(m): 11:34am On Jun 19, 2015
lurlah2014:
We just married and had a beautiful reception.We spend the night at a hotel near the airport because we were going to Europe for our honeymoon.
As things heated up between us, I accidentally said, "Oh, Rick." I realized my mistake immediately, and the look of horror on my face was met by the look of hatred on his.
"Who's Rick?!? Why are you thinking about Rick when you just married me?!?" It got really vicious. He called his parents and told them to set up a divorce attorney when he returned. Then he called my parents and introduced himself as "your future ex-son-in-law." He asked them who Rick was and why I was moaning about him!.
IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN THIS SITUATION WHAT WILL BE YOUR ACTION?? be sincere no jokes
I don't get it!
Who is Rick?

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Romance / Re: What Is A Player : Sign You Are Dating A Player, And You Are A Player by Enegod(m): 11:31am On Jun 19, 2015
I feel bad for the women here. I understand they would want to protect themselves from getting hurt by looking at all of these so-called tips.. undecided undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 11:16am On Jun 19, 2015
ggrin:
shocked
are you suffering from Gender identity disorder?

Do you wish to have a diick? grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 9:03am On Jun 19, 2015
Jarizod:
baba U sef know say i gentle cheesy
na gentle guys dey bad pass

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Romance / Re: See What This Prostitute Did After Finding No Customer. by Enegod(m): 8:42am On Jun 19, 2015
one chance punny grin

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 8:15am On Jun 19, 2015
Jarizod:
baba wink
Whats "nack" cheesy wink
You just dey ask as if you never kwarupt undecided

Romance / Re: The Doctor Vs Mr Lecturer, Who Is More Promiscuous? by Enegod(m): 8:10am On Jun 19, 2015
lecturers, of course
Most females student dey freely submit their punnies for high marks

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Romance / Re: For Safe Boobs, Butt And Hips Enlagement...no Side Effect... Call Us. by Enegod(m): 6:26am On Jun 19, 2015
*sheds tears*
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 6:23am On Jun 19, 2015
Cutehector:
looool... Her sisters r like in their 30s tho.
older women are more easy to nyash.. They can even rĂ pe you if you're not careful
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 6:15am On Jun 19, 2015
Cutehector:
as in eh, sotey I begin to yarn d chic abt church tinx.... grin
first impression matters nau grin

Na when you knack all her sisters join, their eyes go open grin
Romance / Re: Share How You Will Make Your Marriage Proposal by Enegod(m): 6:10am On Jun 19, 2015
During sex when I'm hitting her g spOt
Romance / Re: Do Women Overrate Themselves? by Enegod(m): 6:09am On Jun 19, 2015
They overrate their h0rny pots
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 6:07am On Jun 19, 2015
Cutehector:
enegod ehen btw, e get one babe wey invyt me ova to her house o. Her mumsy and all her sisters dey.. All ov dem jus sitdon for palour like this.. Fear begin catch me..
say they wan kidnap or kill you? cheesy

When they get to know you better and accept you, fear no go the catch you again
Romance / Re: Still Thinking About Celine Dion. Cries Daily Over Husband's Battle With Cancer! by Enegod(m): 5:52am On Jun 19, 2015
*long yawn*
Romance / Re: Men Sef by Enegod(m): 5:50am On Jun 19, 2015
ivyT:
Just cos they want to stick their 3rd leg into sumthing.....maleSpecies=sex=disgusting
who did this to you?!

Don't worry, I'll handle your toto with care this time around! grin
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Lady/guy Who Snores?? by Enegod(m): 5:46am On Jun 19, 2015
Cutehector:
if she mess, u mess your own to counterbalance
lma0 grin grin
Romance / Re: Sex On First Date by Enegod(m): 5:45am On Jun 19, 2015
Some people think life is a videogame. Bro, there are no extra lives.
Do what you have to do! angry
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Lady/guy Who Snores?? by Enegod(m): 5:38am On Jun 19, 2015
Cutehector:
hw u go take knw say she dey mess na.. Abi u go dey awake all nyt dey watch am sleep?
mess never wake you up before?
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Lady/guy Who Snores?? by Enegod(m): 5:34am On Jun 19, 2015
I can deal with a snoring chick, but a chick that farts like a camel in her sleep is a NO NO angry
Romance / Re: Must You Have Sex With Her When She's Around? by Enegod(m): 5:22am On Jun 19, 2015
You pushed a h0rny girl away! See as you just dey waste punny angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am New Here. Please What Sort Of Damn Section Is This? by Enegod(m): 8:05pm On Jun 18, 2015
misssclassy:

Phuleez undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am New Here. Please What Sort Of Damn Section Is This? by Enegod(m): 7:58pm On Jun 18, 2015
another misssclassy on the making! grin

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Romance / Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by Enegod(m): 9:43am On Jun 18, 2015
Any boob is better than no boob at all undecided

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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Enegod(m): 9:30am On Jun 18, 2015
undecided
Romance / Re: False Boyfriend by Enegod(m): 9:28am On Jun 18, 2015
someone banged and dumped the OP and now she is mad! undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Does Visiting Romance Section During Ramadan Vitiates One's Fasting? by Enegod(m): 9:06am On Jun 18, 2015
You should stop browsing undecided undecided
Romance / Re: This Lady Is Confused And She Needs Your Help by Enegod(m): 12:03am On Jun 18, 2015
angry
Romance / Re: Ladies Please Stop Lying To Men About Your Age by Enegod(m): 11:49pm On Jun 17, 2015
ivyT:


na u sabi,una no wan sleep?
I dey wait for you nau... my bed is cold
Romance / Re: Is It A Crime To LOVE? by Enegod(m): 11:45pm On Jun 17, 2015
No, but it should be a crime to post ridiculous questions like this. undecided
Romance / Re: Ladies Please Stop Lying To Men About Your Age by Enegod(m): 11:38pm On Jun 17, 2015
ivyT:


Pikin c juju hin tok say na vegetable..figure dat out urself boo
maybe the juju was made with vegetable... abi you never see vegetable juju before?

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