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bravolyk: laff is funny hahahahahaha! ![]() |
Abbey2sam: I thought you were the one advising him to save money.................exactly my thought...op, you need to answer this |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Hold out as long as possible to see what they can get out of the relationship[/quote]thats just it |
REALITY101: Edited ![]() |
don't you have your own savings? |
mature ladies don't play hard to get...only little broke aSss girls do |
take one like jor.. |
smh |
not funny |
philfearon: Corrected.. ![]() |
you love her she loves you so, what's the p why are you afraid of loosing her? ![]() |
pvssy--- 9.9 dīck —— 9.9 ![]() |
okpara ugo: are you sure?yes, she was just practising what we taught her here... |
I heard, women don't fart till they get married... cause they don't have assholes till then!!! Does that mean unmarried women are full of shīt.. ![]() |
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she must be a nairalander |
*dies* |
^^^ this one is on jazz..he is calling his gf, mumsy ![]() |
MADNESS |
Why trust someone that has put their own selfishness ahead of what the two of you have spent time building. You'll learn to forgive them as time passes, but they don't deserve your trust anymore.... |
[quote author=190-the-clown]yes true! every man begin marry four four wives let us help our ladies out so they dont DIE single [/quote]seconded ![]() |
*walks out of thread* ![]() |
BabaAlabi: We don't need them...mukina faso is too small ![]() |
russianmob27: i remember when i was 17, our housemaid haf big yansh and i always wanted to yansh that big yansh but i am happy that when mummy and daddy is not around, i c.um to her and she c.um to me and we came together ![]() |
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you can marry her.. i dash you |
Bludeville: LMFAO, your girlfriend and your family, I no sabi who get sense pass. Your family wants to make sure you "git some" before getting married and your girlfriend wants to make sure you don't " git any" ... hahaha hehehe hahahah hehehe.... ![]() |
15. Listen and know when to shut up. ![]() 16. Must learn to cook food that doesn`t send him to the hospital! 17. Have good hygiene. Shower with the door open! Good smells and aromas are always a turn on. Easy access makes him feel sneaky and freaky. No need to towel dry, 18. Give him BJs in unexpected places at unexpected times 19. Don't let him leave the house hungry or hórny ![]() will be back with more!! |
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a repentant runz girl.... bro, you deserve better |
sexymoma: I inherited what God gave ma mama...flat yansh? and you are happy? ![]() |
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