₦airaland Forum

Jacksparrow0712:
http://www.punchng.com/news/fg-plans-enforcement-of-ban-on-ogogoro/

makzeze:
Do girls like quiet and introvert guys for relationship?

Dhilariousdandy:
1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) "You're under arrest!"
... (For what?)
"For stealing my heart."

2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

3. Are your legs tired?
(girl: Why?)
Because you have been running through my mind all day!

4."I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself
in your eyes.

6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are you doing"
respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."

7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."

8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

9. Walk up to a gal and say:"Are you from Greece?" "No" She answers.
"Oh, I thought all the Women goddess were from Greece"

10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again??

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starboy86:
Lol @ d pix, buh its 2 good head and not jz 2 heads.

Abelsconcept:
Gratitude man.

snadguy007:
Are you thinking what i'm thinking bro

With $1M, i will pay the girl off......love should try again next time.

Abelsconcept:
Thanks for your advice.

What if she refuses to accept she has a problem?

prettythicksme:
papa no go die,unless....see as ur head white

MrsChima:
I hate you!

MrsChima:
Rejected Nigerian.

MrsChima:
Who's better?

On bed.
In handling business.
In being a husband.
In being a boyfriend.
in education.
in political offices.
in romance.
in cooking.
in driving.
in making money.

These are some examples and you can format your own. My personal experiences dealing with are polar opposite! Home base guys are bit backwards and traditional while aboard base guts are more modern and forward thinking!

Your thoughts?

KingEbukasBlog:
Finally, it urged the All Progressives Congress (APC) to stop whining and accept the will of the people, respect the independence of the legislature, as the PDP is not responsible for their naivety and crass inexperience.

Signed:

Chief Olisa Metuh
National Publicity Secretary

http://www.kingebuka.com/2015/06/pdp-reacts-to-saraki-dogara-and.html

cc :lalasticlala

Jarizod:
It all goes down with a question

To the men-Can u leave your gf/spouse for a million dollars

To the ladies - can you leave your bf/spouse for a million dollars

State ur reasons in not less than 18 pages

For those that would ask me to give my answer first. . Sorry to disappoint

But am SINGLE

Over to u then

MrsChima:
It has brought your dumb ass here!

Unibenstudent:
why does it look like u are wearing a Dick in ur dp?

buzquet:
I thought masquerades r our ancestors frm heaven?