Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Buy Sanitary Pad For A Lady by Enegod(m): 11:42pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
donsamtex: Last week a colleague of mine came visiting n suddenly she started having dis stomach ache, n I asked wats wrong she said that she is on her period n dat she forget to bring sanitary pad wit her dat I shud go n buy 1 for her, on getting dere I asked d shop attendant for 1 n she was looking at me like I came from Mars.
I want to know wats wrong wit guys buying sanitary pads. bro, don't try that shiit again and don't ask me why! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 11:31pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: By fíngering yourself, I suppose you mean your anús. Well, isn't that the only hole for your fåggot lover?
The only time you'll get wet is when your corpse is dumped in a swamp. Trànsgendered crètin.
*faints*
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 11:25pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
misssclassy: [color=#000050]Continue I am enjoying it 
Let me tell you a secret. Reading your comments as you haunt me with you lexicaal prowess get me wet. Yes it does. I am _fingering myself right now.
Please continue kc, give it to me. Keep on haunting me. Kill me with your typo-eloquence kc Arrh, arhh, I am _cumming, I am _cumming , arrh arhh I .....am ......_cumm.....ing .[/color]
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Romance › Re: Help!help! by Enegod(m): 10:13pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Kasimaramma2: please now,you are a guy so u wud be in a better position to give an advice.Tel me the truth,wud he be angry? Maybe you should have known a little more about him before you decided (accidentally) to get pregnant. Good luck being a single parent! |
Romance › Re: Help!help! by Enegod(m): 10:09pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Kasimaramma2: This is a message from my friend mitchelle(18),too young to give her an advice on this so brought it to nl' Please how do i tell my boyfriend i am pregnant?we have dated for 4 mnths.just noticed i was carrying his baby...How do girls tell their boo they are pregnant in a way they wouldnt get pissed off n deny it? congratulations!!! You will soon be a mother  |
Romance › Re: I Just Found Out She Is 5yrs Older Than Me. What Should I Do Now? by Enegod(m): 10:00pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: An Interview With Ishilove, Thugnificent, and Ireneony by Enegod(m): 9:22pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
ireneony: cc: tosyne2much wristwatch
you guys would have just make the topic of this thread ishilove instead of including me, cos I don't see my purpose here...
all I see here is ban! ban! ban!
walk out of thread#
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Romance › Re: I Just Found Out She Is 5yrs Older Than Me. What Should I Do Now? by Enegod(m): 9:10pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
if they'll lie about something so simple like that, I'd say "deal breaker" That's a major character flaw. I won't be in a relationship where there is no trust  But I believe in second chance. Test her again!  Ask her what size of bra she wears and when you take it off before sex, check the size. If she lied about it, for God sake dump her and move on!  |
Family › Re: What Are Your Favorite Child Memories?? by Enegod(m): 8:56pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
1. The time I was sucking boobs
2. The time I was sucking my thumb
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: An Interview With Ishilove, Thugnificent, and Ireneony by Enegod(m): 8:39pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
misssclassy: [color=#000050]Do you ever feel scared that one of the numerous people you have banned insulted on Nairaland will one day get your details, ambush you, rape you or even kill you?[/color] This is why missclassy will never upload her photo. She is scared!!!  |
Romance › Re: Help!!! Something Is Wrong With Me by Enegod(m): 8:27pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
vickylinco: hello room, I really need your help in my relationship life. I discovered that anytime I asked a lady out; we may have been getting along even though she's yet to accept, but her behaviour will tell me she's on that verge. But suddenly, I will just notice that they develop a cold relationship with me and everything scramble.... they won't tell me the reason.. help lack of sex and commitment, I think have sex with them and see how it goes |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: An Interview With Ishilove, Thugnificent, and Ireneony by Enegod(m): 8:10pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
alberto2k: [color=Teal] ishilove if i finish this Aj weed and u never answer my questions. . . juss prepare 225yrs ban for me  [/color]
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Romance › Re: How To Deal With Someone Who Lied About Sleeping With You by Enegod(m): 7:51pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: How To Deal With Someone Who Lied About Sleeping With You by Enegod(m): 5:33pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
sweettease: Just how many will you accept then? cute baby  |
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Romance › Re: Congratulations Tohpaz-miss Nairaland!!! by Enegod(m): 3:29pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Did you just wake up from coma?  |
Romance › Re: Now We Breaking The JINX , Naija Brothers Are Wising Up. by Enegod(m): 3:10pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
chowlade:
I still collect 50k frm a guy last week from your sugar daddy?  |
Romance › Re: My Man Left Me And Now I Need A New Man Asap!!! (am Serriious) by Enegod(m): 12:34pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: 6 Things Guys Do That Girls See As Creepy by Enegod(m): 11:47am On Jun 07, 2015 |
At last, the OP is making sense!
This is a front page material.
lemme just spread mat here!  |
Romance › Re: Wondering How You'll Look After Transgenic Surgery? Check Out This App by Enegod(m): 8:51am On Jun 07, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: How Do I Go About Confessing My Feelings To Her.... Pls Help by Enegod(m): 8:36am On Jun 07, 2015 |
drizzy009: there's this one girl i really like in my hostel, but i don't know how to go about confessing my feelings to her, we are close friends, she does come to watch movies in my room till 10:30pm, but i don't think her presence up till that time justifies that she also has feelings for me....its always me and her in the room coz i don't have a roommate, but i still don't know how to tell her how i feel, she also just broke-up with her boyfriend 2 weeks ago.....so please dear nairalanders help me on this one.....
how should i go about it You don't need to confess your feelings to her. When next she comes, put bf and watch together. When she becomes h0rney, touch one or two places on her body and see the magic Trust me, after the whole show, she'll be yours. GOODLUCK!!! |
Romance › Re: See The Crazy Thing A Lady Claimed She Did To Her Man who cheated on her(pics) by Enegod(m): 7:41am On Jun 07, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Can A Girl Vagina Loose Without Having Frequent Sex? by Enegod(m): 7:18am On Jun 07, 2015 |
Someone with a bigger condo is manhandling your girlfriend's pusssy.
I feel sorry for your loss! |
Romance › Re: Lets Rub Minds!! Wht Do U Think Abt The 11 Years Legal Age For S*x In Nigeria? by Enegod(m): 11:29pm On Jun 06, 2015*. Modified: 2:36pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
very bad! So many sick people in this country. Let me see any man that will touch my 11yr old daughter, na gun I go use separate his diick from his body  |
Politics › Re: The North Is Not Ready For The Truth - Sheikh Ahmed Gumi by Enegod(m): 10:29pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
tola9ja: SOUTH IS NOT READY FOR THE TRUTH STOP THE SUGGESTION OF CREATING BIAFRA NATION LET UNITE AS ONE
UNITED WE STAND
DIVIDED WE FALL This one is still not ready for the truth! smh  |
Romance › Re: 6 Reasons Why Most Nigerian Girls Stay In Unhealthy Relationships by Enegod(m): 10:21pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
The grass might not be greener on the other side. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 9:54pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Juventus : UCL (3 - 1) On 6th June 2015 by Enegod(m): 9:16pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Juventus : UCL (3 - 1) On 6th June 2015 by Enegod(m): 9:05pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Juventus : UCL (3 - 1) On 6th June 2015 by Enegod(m): 9:02pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
we are back! !!  |