₦airaland Forum

xynerise:

is he your son?

the only thing i know about calaber women is their nyashing skillz, they're very skillful in that area..they normally feed their men wella befor nyashing

In the news today:
* Jonathan didn't sign single-term deal,
Presidency insists
* Boko Haram leader Shekau may have
died -JTF
* Why I shunned Amaechi's deputy in
P'Harcourt - Patience
* N1tn spent on N'Assembly members in
eight years - Ezekwesili
* Bamanga Tukur: I'm not under pressure
to quit
* Capital market gains N4.2tn in one year
* Policewoman caught on video demanding
N100 bribe
and in sports:
* Guinness partners Di Matteo in football
campaign
* N5.4bn broadcast deal for Nigerian
league

IvyBlue: Why?

women don't sleep like that

adaobi123: Really ?

Yes

cityhood: Idont smoke/drink

Nigerian girls like guys that smoke

IvyBlue: Mine is 7

smh

6, i sleep like a boss..

[quote author=nadia_SA]You have been the best thing that could have happened to me, giving me so much laughter, so much joy and so much love. So on your birthday, I would just like to say thank, daalu imela ese, and remind you that I love you so, your the only man that makes my heart go Kedike.

The #1 reason I searched for Nairaland is because of you, you touched my heart in a way that I couldn't just sit back and do nothing without knowing your roots, your culture and your identity. There are a lot of people who disapprove our relationship but they do not know your a rare gem, they didn't know I'd actually turn into a mini nigerian lady and I am loving it everyday. ...

Just stay the way you are, because that's who I love.

Happy birthday.

Love Asa[/quote]lovely...HBD to him

it is hot

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Ladies....if you want a Nigerian man less than a week....follow these easy steps.

1. Buy a fake USA or EU passport or borrow from a friend/family member.

2. Dress very un-African and adopt a Western accent.

3. Go to the popular places in Nigeria (if you are in Nigeria) and flash your passport with a smile.

3a. If you are online....just post a picture with a copy of your passport...Viola!

Congratulations. ...you have just won a Nigerian man. [/quote]this is poo...total poo

[quote author=maxwello.yg]If my friend who patronised p r o s t i t u t e s for years could change, why can't Kris?[/quote]the op is still starting, he still has years to go

coolkris: @ enegod., why u say so?

dats just how it is

[quote author=nadia_SA]u always bring me 2 funny threads chaiiii![/quote]

REALITY101: You gonna answer my question or what?

your comparing me with that crazy mod..

I am enah: lol...yea ryt!

so, what are we missing here?

sorry dude, there is no hope for you..you will keep doing it

[quote author=nadia_SA]noooooo ooo y u thinkin so far nau.. I mean while I'm cleaning[/quote]i see

I am enah: ok..Hi..my name is Enah!

your name starts with EN, mine also with EN, isn't that great?!

REALITY101: Oloribuku oshe

crazy dude

geeez: Well I'm just back from a ban and its very disheartening that I was banned based on a personal grudge with sexskillz

He also banned my monikers geez* and Yorubest

Well I don't have issues with that because it was a clear violation of the rules of this forum but certain things must be clearly understood which is that the reason why we keep coming to comment is because we love the forum and are passionate about what we believe in

I think the mods should have 'yellow cards' and 'red cards' in which three yellow cards or warnings will lead to a red card

Members should be able to see a yellow card against their names and this should be visible to other members too

I think we should also be allowed to appeal bans

The reason we are here and keep coming back is because we love this forum and not that there are no alternatives or that we don't have better things to do with our time

take am!!

REALITY101: That was an innocent question jerk

ode asking an innocent question...hw funny!!..smh

Harbosede02: don't get me wrong,obsession is diffrent love,i love im datz y am dating im,bt i always av it at d bck of my mind dat i wud stil lose im,xo m nt lettin my happiness depend on d relationship..as 4 d G word,i av nafin 2 say concernin dat..fnx journalist enegod

lemme free you

I am enah: wah

introduce yourself

[quote author=nadia_SA]u grew up so quickly wat were u in the rush for
.[/quote]

Hbd

nice

[quote author=nadia_SA]I think I bend too much... When doing my wife duties[/quote]while nyashing?

wetin cause the waist pain..talk am now o..other ladies like you with big waist cant wait to know...prevention is better than cure, you know

wildeberry: He uses the name as password for many internet accounts. Not just 1.

hack them all

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