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[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Actually Chima is next to me reading a book. [/quote]sorry, he is tired of you, i guess. You aint doing your job as a wife..smh

I tried the naija herb things last year, it was terrible. My dick refuse to go down for over 24hrs. I pity that girl. You can still try the one you bought to know whats up...goodluck

xynerise: From experience?

yes, you can try them

Also there are more hidden cameras today
at public places that people are not aware
of,so much surveillance is going on which
people are not forewarned about.To know
that there is a hidden surveillance
equipment in that toilet or closet you are,
try making a call,if the network bars
disappear or the calls are not going
through, then someone is watching you
with something you dont know of.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Your fada.[/quote]awwww..you must be very lonely

xynerise: Witches are sexy and hot

and they can phuck well

i will like to date a witch..op is there any other witch in your church?

I thought the topic was "the ideal time to smoke weed" i really need to sleep

Ashaju007: I pity my fellow nigerians, cus our govt are bad, dats why i wanna help who need help... Am a son of baba alawo, i knw much abt juju especially money retual nd love charm, if u need it kindly get intouch wit me.....

am now intouch with you..so what next

yawns..what the phuck is happening here??

jmoore: my words reflect my lifestyle.

k..thats encouraging, keep it up

[quote author=hiden_conyo]Face it IF people practiced what they
preached more people would be dating.[/quote]ya, people like mrs chima for don dey date by now...smh

preciousan: .is this what u'll keep doing everyday? Nawa o dats break up in action nii

mascot87: one more thing,when your girl child attains the age of 7-8,carryout virginity test on her every six month and let her know how disappointed you will be if she losses her virginity for any reason other than marriage.

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skijo4life: ur name says it all probably u had taken 4 bottles of ur name b4 creating this thread

toyese cole: dat day her mum called me to tel me she wont want me to move wit her daughter again cuz she hadn't gotten home by midnite and the reason was I had to take her to d hospital wit my money on dat day(I cldnt tell her dat her daughter bf beat her and I took her for treatment).

his mother doesn't like you. She thinks you're a bad influence to her daughter and son..

[quote author=Harbosede02][/quote]

Vivly: This is a faceless forum. Most people come here to try to be what is very unrealistic for them.
In reality, it is very difficult to strongly act what you preach because our lives are determined by many other factors other than our choices. Remember the saying 'easier said than done'. Some post good and moral stuff to maintain their reputation even when they practise otherwise.
Others form saints to attract good girls on nairaland.
Others criticize what is considered bad either because most people are criticizing it, to get in with the popular crowd, to get likes or maybe to confound their confusion.
In essence, this is a faceless forum where a runs girl might tell you that she hates it when girls demoralize themselves by sleeping around.
All those wayo wayo people for nairaland eh, na laff i dey use read their post.

i believe there are real people in this forum that practice what they preach...people like me

[quote author=Mrs.Chima][/quote]

When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel
rooms, changing rooms, etc.,
how many of you know for sure that the
seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the
wall Is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way
mirror (i.e., they can see you, but you can
' t see them)?
There have been many cases of people
installing 2-way mirrors in female changing
rooms . It is very difficult to positively
identify the surface by looking at it.
So, how do we determine with any amount
of certainty what type of mirror we are
looking at?
Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip
of your fingernail against the reflective
surface and if there is a GAP between your
fingernail and the image of the nail, then it
is GENUINE mirror.
However, if your Fingernail DIRECTLY
TOUCHES the image of your nail,
Then BEWARE! IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!

1.Warn your girl child never
to sit on anyone's laps no
matter the situation
including uncles.
2.Avoid getting dressed in
front of your child once he/
she is 2years old. Learn
to excuse yourself.
3.If you have to hire a
house-help please kindly
take them for HIV
screening to determine
their HIV status, properly
interview them and make
up your mind to treat them
well.
4.Never allow any adult
refer to your new born as
'my wife' or 'my husband'.
5.Never tempt your
husband with your
younger sister. (Else he'd
say its hers and the devil's
fault).
6.Avoid unnecessary
familiarity and make sure
you take care of your
husband by
yourself lest you lead him
into
temptation.
7.Whenever your child goes
out to play with friends
make sure you look for a
way to find
out what kind of play they
played together because
young people now sexually
abuse themselves.
8.Never force your child to
visit any adult he or she is
not comfortable with and
also be observant if your
child becomes too fond of
a particular adult. Once a
very lively child suddenly
becomes
withdrawn you might need
to patiently ask alot of
questions from your child.
9.If you don't teach your
children about sex, the
society will teach them the
wrong values.
10.It is always advisable you
go through any new
material like cartoons you
just bought
for them before they start
seeing it themselves.
11.Teach your 3year olds
how to wash their private
parts properly and warn
them never to allow
anyone touch those areas
and that includes you.
(remember, charity begins
at home and with you)
12.Blacklist some materials
you think could threaten
the sanity of your child
(that
includes music, movies and
musicians).They let them
understand the value of
standing out of the crowd.
13.Once your child complains
about a particular person,
don't keep quiet about it.
Take up the case and show
them you can defend them
always!

We see posts all the time about high
standards, about people's lists of
requirements in a date. Posts about what
people will or will not put up with, about
not being willing to settle. We even see
people post about never wanting get
serious with someone again, or at least
never wanting to get married again. We
frequently see "Dump him!" posts, or "I'd
be outta there so fast!" Most of us have
participated in discussions like this and
maybe even made such claims ourselves.
What about when you're actually dating
someone that you are really into? Do you
find yourself remaining logical? Do you
actually practice what you preach here in
the forum? Or do you find that chemistry
and emotions plays much greater parts in
your choices than you remembered, and
that your willingness to do things or
tolerate things depends on the person
you're with?

go out, sit in front of him in a short skirt
and slooowwwwly spread your legs...
then cross them or put one on top of
another.truss me, that's a huge turn on
...a little devil inside of him would LOVE to push
buttons.
hope it helpsss

ninz: Love that's neither imitated nor duplicated.

there is no such thing like that...love is love

i thought it was "How to attract a Virgin"

no, they are not the same
"I love you" ---->three words
"Love you" ----->two words

op, more pics plsss

what is real love?

sorry, she doesn't trust you... Maybe you girls have done sth bad together before

I like seeing hot laps

Harbosede02: wetin do u and love??

nth, i love love