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Young, man of the match so far

xynerise:
Di Maria has lost the ingredients he was made of. He cant play set pieces accurately

na England women cause am

canalily:
u belong man u? My club is champion league

this is more serious than i thought...abeg pass me that poo u smoked, it seems raw

Dyt:
Grabs a seat, no light and I can't waste fuel to watch manure loose

canalily:
na so u don fu*ck soteee until u enter stadium still de fu*ck....and this miss no gree u one day ur dickson go just break inside just one miss

shiit another miss!!

Young don come again

canalily:
you fu*ck the miss or kiss the miss or even miss the kiss

what have u been smoking lately...ur brain is really f***ked!

f*** !!! what a misss

marieolae:
Why are you complaining about number 12?

doing both at the same thing is kinda annoying

7. Beating around the bush.
8. Playing hard to get. (What a turn off.) 9. Acting like she doesn't like sex.
10. Trying to make me jealous. (How
disrespectful.)
11. Can't understand that I need to be alone sometimes.
12. when she is on top, facing away from me, sliding up and down slowly and wriggling her a** from side to side at the same time.
13. waking me up just to help her kill an ant(can't she just allow those ants enjoy their lives)

smh

yawns

why can't you be a gentleman?!!!

destinyhabert:
i have been dating this guy & he used to be crazy about me, he used to beat me up when he gets angry but still i loved him. i take care of myself by looking nice which he admired, he doesn't give me much money which i didn't mind because he's stil struggling to survive, until last december he gave me 10k for xmas which i rejected,i wanted to prove a point to him that because i don't complain over money doesn't mean he shouldn't be up & doing, some of his friends adviced him to break up wit me, i apologised to him because i knew i went overboard about it. 2days before valentine he called me out & we made up, d nxt day he left town & told me he had an interview on dat valentine day, i wished him well, the whole of dat valentines day he never picked my cal until midnight he then returned my cal. my problem now is that he doesn't care about me anymore because i know he's seeing someone else. one mind is telling me to let go but am still inlove with him & am hurting deep down because we shared so much in common & people envied our love. what do i do? pls advice me

find another man...You've been dumped

Truckpusher:
Some high places are well packaged gutter.

your bad mouth is out of world

Truckpusher:
It depends on where you've been eating from bro.

You don't pick something from the ditch and expect it to clean.

i pick from high places

nairaman66:
I go for personal records, not public.

It's up for grabs for you, take the challenge.

i do sharp sharp things

Truckpusher:
Nigerian ladies are clean.

I don dey pity them... They have really suffered from the bashing guys give them here

go back to her place and finish the goddamn job!!

nairaman66:
That's not true! I wooed a girl for 2 years! It all depends on the situation.. If the girl is worth it, I can do it for 5 years..

some have even done it for 10yrs... you should break their record

Truckpusher:
I tell ya.

Order one from Amazon or konga , strap it to your waist and jam the bed ten times and the deed is done with no string attached , no money for weavon, no late night fight over marriage proposal that isn't coming through,no jealousy over another guy , no nagging and no unnecessary oil flow when you're as hard as Jason Statham of the transporter .

and no unnecessary fish-like odor

Truckpusher:
Even a rubber artificial puccy will do the same goddamn job so why the long wait.

i wonder o

2dice:
omo come see Chris Okotie &Hon. Patrick disciples oooh
why is my dictionary not working when i need it the most

those words no dey dictionary..you have to be in the spirit to know that

Truckpusher:
Lmao @ team B.
Dem go make you Mikel Obi by fire by force .
We no dey gree stay for bench at all .It is either I dey get permanent appearance or I kuku sign for lower division.

after all... punny na punny

Truckpusher:
*sprinkles him with holy urine*