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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: ♥Love Letter To Sarimah..♥ by Enegod(m): 6:47pm On Feb 27, 2015

Blackett:
You must be discombobulated.

Did you fvcking see who I quoted before you ran off your pathetic little fingers?

baralatie:
shoo!!
you mist be an hipopotasmic discombobulating!!
must you be in this love thread!

Abeg what is discombobulated and hipopotasmic discombobulating? huh

Those words f***ked my tongue up

Romance › Re: How Long Should A Guy Woo A Girl Before Giving Up? by Enegod(m): 6:35pm On Feb 27, 2015

Truckpusher:
Bro , they've perfected and changed that game plan.
They will keep you close enough with enough hope that one day your dreams will come true, but the truth is she's keeping you as a backup just incase the old guy starts jonsing they will now run into your arms and you'll be feeling like a king that just conquered a territory without you knowing that you've been on the reserve bench.

reserve bench even better...some dey team B struggling to make reserve bench grin

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Celebrities › Re: Christina Milian Shows Off Too Much Side-boobs At Focus Premiere by Enegod(m): 6:25pm On Feb 27, 2015

Truckpusher:
Wetin? You wan begin form like say you no dey chop banana.

*faints*

Celebrities › Re: Christina Milian Shows Off Too Much Side-boobs At Focus Premiere by Enegod(m): 6:24pm On Feb 27, 2015

Truckpusher:
Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you.

*lips sealed*

Romance › Re: How Long Should A Guy Woo A Girl Before Giving Up? by Enegod(m): 6:19pm On Feb 27, 2015

Raiders:
I agree with you that 2 months is a long time to woo a girl. This is why I decided to end our friendship and told her to stop calling and texting her. I think it takes a girl less than a day to decide if they would date a guy or not but some girls just like playing hard to get.

Women who play hard to get game do it for a reason they are either playing the field and your turn has not come up or they are just playing with no intention of ever taking it any further

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Celebrities › Re: Christina Milian Shows Off Too Much Side-boobs At Focus Premiere by Enegod(m): 6:03pm On Feb 27, 2015

Truckpusher:
Someone is dying for your love somewhere and you're here gallivanting.

she wants to play a little hard to get game... grin

Romance › Re: How Long Should A Guy Woo A Girl Before Giving Up? by Enegod(m): 5:41pm On Feb 27, 2015

I never woo any woman for any length of time. If I find one interesting, I let her know that I find her interesting. She then gets one chance to respond suitably from there. If she does respond suitably, something may develope. If she does not respond in a suitable way, I move on to the next.

Life is too short to waste any of it trying to go where you aren't wanted. If you have to woo a woman for so long, it just means that she is not interested in you,
and you are too dense to realize it.. angry

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Romance › Re: Hey Guys! Am Confused. by Enegod(m): 5:07pm On Feb 27, 2015

so, the pastor is a 'SHE'
I just pray you won't come back here to open another thread titled, "How A Female Pastor Snatched My Boyfriend" undecided

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Romance › Re: Nairalander Girl Appear To Me by Enegod(m): 4:35pm On Feb 27, 2015

This should be in trash section

Romance › Re: Ladies, Who Wants An Open Marriage? by Enegod(m): 4:21pm On Feb 27, 2015

OP, what is the meaning of marriage to you? I mean the meaning without the 'open' prefix? huh

Romance › Re: Advice Pls! Don't Know I'm Attracted To Only Orobo(fat) Girls by Enegod(m): 3:23pm On Feb 27, 2015

and what is wrong with orobos?!! angry

... don't you like them big? huh

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Romance › Re: Please Judge This Matter by Enegod(m): 3:19pm On Feb 27, 2015

JbravoAdodger:
Guy!! Na u dey here!! Ur not takin it easy with these girls today oh... Wetin shele??

they attack me first...i gatz defend myself naa grin

Romance › Re: Please Judge This Matter by Enegod(m): 3:15pm On Feb 27, 2015

rubey:
Look at him, A potential wife beater!

Romance › Re: Signs That A Naija Guy Wants To Break-up by Enegod(m): 2:43pm On Feb 27, 2015

why can't people just be civil and have a legitimate conversation angry

Romance › Re: The Most Promiscuous Female Species In The World by Enegod(m): 2:40pm On Feb 27, 2015

Romance › Re: Please Judge This Matter by Enegod(m): 2:34pm On Feb 27, 2015

LadyX:
Make he catch you using his expression. He's one *crazy* guy. I remember his comment about "chickens chasing them in Lagos"

his own craze is out of this world grin

I wonder what makes him think he is lover when he always fight and cuss people grin

Romance › Re: Please Judge This Matter by Enegod(m): 2:27pm On Feb 27, 2015

LadyX:
Where is Mr Cork?

Romance › Re: Please Judge This Matter by Enegod(m): 2:10pm On Feb 27, 2015*

JbravoAdodger:
Wifebeater alert!! I learnt from that thread on fp a while back

Anywy @Op is this a math equation? Becuz in my drunk state me I don go solve for x...

I'm a lover not a fighter

Romance › Re: Why Do Most Men Feel Insecured About Independent Women by Enegod(m): 1:21pm On Feb 27, 2015*

I think the the word "independent" is the problem. That word means on your own, stand alone, etc. Where does that fit with the word relationship. We aren't insecure, we are tired of trying to have relationships with women whose mindset repels the idea of any kind of unity... undecided

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Romance › Re: Please Judge This Matter by Enegod(m): 12:56pm On Feb 27, 2015

rubey:
Maybe someone should train you on how to construct a good sarcasm

maybe someone should just shut the f*** up!!! angry

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Romance › Re: Please Judge This Matter by Enegod(m): 12:12pm On Feb 27, 2015*

rubey:
You are always abusive/harsh! Is this how you are in the real world?

maybe someone should open a thread on why some girls can't recognise sarcastic comments undecided

Romance › Re: Please Judge This Matter by Enegod(m): 11:59am On Feb 27, 2015

diddydiva:
summary pls !!!

LewisO:
I don't just understand this.

una brain follow shut down? grin

Romance › Re: Please Judge This Matter by Enegod(m): 11:58am On Feb 27, 2015

vjsmiles:
I BIN COME FEAR SAY MY PHONE GET VIRUS

Romance › Re: Please Judge This Matter by Enegod(m): 11:34am On Feb 27, 2015

is like na your post shut down nairaland for fews minutes undecided

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Health › Re: Why Do Most Girls Have Virginal Odour? Is It A Sign Of Infection? by Enegod(m): 10:40am On Feb 27, 2015

If she smells like fish she most likely has an infection.

Fashion › Re: The dress that got the world talking by Enegod(m): 10:26am On Feb 27, 2015

Crime › Re: Mumu Of The Year: Read What Happened At Gtbank, Akure by Enegod(m): 10:13am On Feb 27, 2015

Romance › Re: 60 Facts Girls Need To Know About Guys..... by Enegod(m): 9:58am On Feb 27, 2015

OP, perhaps you could change the use
of 'guys' to the word 'me' as I would not write the same list as you
Your list sounds like the guy is weak & needy to me.....I don't define my happiness on the approval of a woman undecided

Romance › Re: GUYS!! Can U Date A Girl For 2 Months Without Her Coming To Your House. by Enegod(m): 9:51am On Feb 27, 2015

Yes...if the girl is the side chick undecided

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Guyz!! Answer This Simple Question!!! by Enegod(m): 9:33am On Feb 27, 2015*

asteismus

Romance › Re: Of What Interest /reason Do You Need A Guy In Your Life For? by Enegod(m): 9:26am On Feb 27, 2015

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