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Unibenstudent:
[color=Red]To my dearest and beloved sarimah..
This letter was brewed out of love deeply felt in the canals of my heart,,I have always nurtured this aFfection for you,although you always find a way to snub but this letter is to let you know that my love for you has reached the zenith and now sarimah,,I know I may have done this the wrong way but I believe you have many suitors but do not be befuddled and bemused,I am really reaching out to ur heart..if u tell me to go to sambisa to collect your diamond from sambisa,I will go there with acceleration of 50000km/h..
Love is sweet when it expressed towards the right one..love is sweet when you are very aware of the butterflys u feel in your stomach when the other is sighted..sarimah this for you,,don't panic ,its for u.
I used to think that lust was love but now I understand properly what love is,love is embedded in the mixture and reaction between sarimah and unibenstudent,I don't believe you wield a love portion,you character and poise and unbridled swag is unperturbingly intoxicating,please intoxicate me with your love and let me get a hangover on u.
Cleopatra once prided as the mistress of seduction,she was been authoritatively deceiving herself because right here in our midst is d very personification of seduction,it is personified in sarimah
Signed by unibenstudent[/color]

*clears throat*

It means she doesn't want to have to do her hair, nails, and makeup to get laid Just "take her" as she is!

Dimples192:
These are the moments when if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything applies. Maybe it is a joke but if there is a 0.01% chance that this is real then.... Karma is a biatch so please allow him. Ps Good morning

funny thing about suicide, most people that do it usually do it to hurt the other people that have wronged them... and according to OP, that's why he wants to commit suicide.
He needs to hear the truth whether it's nice or ugly... His family and friends might get sad but their lives will still go on and they will get over it.
Good morning Dimples192

it's the way they look at you that makes all the determination...
One time i walked out of a store, saw a cute gal sitting in her car staring at me
with her big eyes..
i walked over said hi, the way she was
looking at me, i leaned into her car and
kissed her, she put her arms around me,
we smooched for quite a while... (who says she must be your girlfriend before you kiss her!!! )

Most guys just don't realize how
important that first kiss is to woman.
She decides right then and there if she ever wants to kiss you again.

GentleToks:
Shut up and grow up.

Life is tough for some people and one of your purposes on earth is rendering help to these people in different ways. It could be your words.....

You are very silly to say that..
You don't tell people their purpose on earth, people decide their purpose on earth.
A lot of people have it way worse than
the OP. Most don't even let it bother them...The strong will always survive

NightWhisperer:
why do ladies dont
want the truth,but
they prefer one lying
before they can believe
it.....why is it so.....

OP, don't try to understand women...women understand women and they hate each other

it seems she wants you to di*ckmatize her..

kai see booobs

If you really wanted to kill yourself you'd put a gun to your head and pull the trigger.... Not whine and look for sympathy on the internet knowing everyone will autoresponse about how much you have to look forward to and give you an ego boost...

mirexxx:
ehen.. Wats d meaning of your moniker?

it means what it means

ibeksonyeka:
I have a girl I just met. And we have started dating how do I tell her about her body odour without hurting her feelings .pls I need suggestions thanks

If your not brave enough to tell her straight out then go buy a peg to clip on your nose

cherryice:
wow!!! Another person has been touched to help out eminentme. Alleluyahhh
blackett, enegod, tosyne2much.. do you guys have something to drop for a brother who finds it difficult to maintain his gyals? Help a bro yal we dont want the cries nomore
any amount is welcomed as emimentme has no choice now
Lala247 b where are you to see this piece of crappy guy lamenting cos his gf asked for a kobo

lol..funny

While making love she calls out the name EneGod, but your name is John... she is cheating on you

Men lie the most...Women tell the biggest lies

wow...you beat up your teacher!!!
Sign of a potential husband beater

*yawns*

The only reason anyone bashes anyone else is because they lack intelligence. One must look upon things realistically and discover that either their own shortcomings are at least partly to blame
or they are with someone that they simply aren't compatible with.

Immaturity and ignorance is displayed when someone must bash another rather
than simply moving on...

That relationship served as a learning experience and imho if you choose to try to rekindle that flame then more than likely (not always) you will get burned once again.

cherryice:
you are amazingly wicked lool!

There is something missing in this story.. pretty fragmented and thus I can not offer you any real thoughts on the situation.

damseyl:
what about cigar?

well cuban cigars is great...So if he smoking one thats ok...any other kind, hell no!!!

onegig:
I am more concerned about the portuding stomach.

Is the man pregnant with another?

damseyl:
its just too common, i don't know if its also a 'bigboy proofing' thing

No... weed is just an herb, a medicine placed on this planet to be utilized

Attentionbarbie:
what does it seem like

weed smokers rejoicing...

Tallesty1:
Say somethingHis third leg nah, you be learner ni?

his kondo ofcoz