₦airaland Forum

NewsLand:
@Nlfpmod

is that the guy's name? Why him come resemble seun like this?

Oizee:
like seriously?

what?

We are really mixing Ronaldo, if he was around, by now we would have scored ten goals

This old man is on hard drugs

What is he waiting for?


Ordinary seat belt Atiku no fit tie by himself, what kind of bigmanism and laziness is that?

In 1992, the Legendary Nigerian FELA ANIKULAPO KUTI and the Legendary Jamaican SHABA RANKS had a ☘️Weed Smoking Contest at the Kalakuta Shrine.

Shabba Ranks (born Rexton Rawlston Fernando Gordon; 17 January 1966) is a Jamaican dancehall musician. In the late 1980s and early 1990s, he was one of the most popular Jamaican musicians in the world.

Fela Aníkúlápó Kuti (born Olufela Olusegun Oludotun Ransome-Kuti; 15 October 1938 – 2 August 1997), also known as Abami Eda, was a Nigerian musician, bandleader, composer, political activist, and Pan-Africanist.

He is regarded as the pioneer of Afrobeat.

In 1992, Jamaica’s Rexton Rawlston Fernando Gordon, a.k.a. Shabba Ranks came to Nigeria to perform at a concert but decided to visit Afro-beat legend, Fela Anikulapo-Kuti at his Kalakuta Shrine early in the day.

Of course he was very blunt about the purpose of his visit. Out of youthful exuberance, he promptly told Abami Eda that he’d heard about his smoking legacy and that he’d come to collect his bragging right of being the guy who out smoked Fela.

Well, there is a saying that “It is not wise to go on a drinking or smoking challenge with another man if you do not understand your own system”. Baba 70 as he’s also known, accepted the challenge and the Ganja Kings drew and puffed their smokes away while exchanging banters.

Turns out each successive wraps of blunt got bigger and bigger until Shaba Ranks passed out and fell asleep. It seems he was beaten black and blue because when he woke up he was informed he has missed his concert last night.

Credits: Eyedentity

Atiku arrives UK for 'critical meetings'.

GeneralPula:
Chelsea is in the hand of God..

God don comot him hand for Chelsea matter tey tey

No wonder your name is Sule. Mtcheeeeeeew

Sex is what you do without any emotional feelings, like the ones you do with ashewo, hook up, etc. Love making is the one you do with the one you truly love and have emotional feelings for

Raph3177:
Setting yourself up for disaster smh

America dey hungry the guy. Na for there the guy go fok him wife

DeLaRue:
Interesting.

I commend your wife. She did a good job getting your head exactly where she wants it to be. No doubt she praises you as a 'post-modern man', and tells you are a 'wonderful' and 'understanding' man and that you are not like those other 'local' men. I bet you live your life feeling so great about your wife's 'praises'.

Again, I commend your wife. She is in control...of your head. No doubt she sits you down to watch American romantic films, where de-masculined men accept constant emotional manipulation in the name of post-modernism.

I am very pro women's rights, but man, this has gone too far.

She even got you into having telephone conversations with her ex, and you seem so excited by that 'opportunity.'

the guy wan go America

spice123:
My brother, I hardly comment on issues on this simply because of wrong perception but I will share my own experience.
My wife chats with her ex from time to time which I am fully aware right from the time we started dating till we married (her ex is married now). I've equally had a WhatsApp call with the guy in one or two occasions (friendly talk). I've come to build some rapour with him.
When this guy came to Naija I and my lovely wife went together to visit him. You see eh, everything in marriage is maturity. As it is we're planning vacation to the States sponsored by this guy. I'm a PROUD SIMP but I'm still in control.
With the way you're going with full blown Alpha male attitude, you will loose your wife. Thread carefully!

chei because you wan chop meat, you dey call cow brother. Na wa for you o

That's what happens when the prick of your wife's ex is bigger, stronger and sweeter than husband's own

Justgoodlife1:
Taken the president for granted

which president? Nigeria get president?

Hugo Lloris the best striker Spain has ever produced. Rest in peace!

Gathering of criminals




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� First they gave us Everton that has won more League Titles than Chelsea, we won with Luck.
� Now for yesterday draws to the next round they are giving us Championship Giants - Reading FC that is having the same Number of UCL with Arsenal and Man City combined.���
� I don't think Manchester United have a chance to qualify against Reading but even if we do they may end up giving us Preston in the next round...
�For the Records Preston is having the same number of Trophies with Tottenham in the last 15 years.
‼️ They always give Man City and Liverpool Small teams like Hull City, Southampton, Chelsea, Westbrom and Bournemouth but look at the kind of teams they are giving to Manchester United...���

Buhari turned Nigeria to a jungle, where it is survival of the fittest.











Mynd44, vickyrotex, ajepako, fatymore, folake4u, funjosh, funkybabee, Sweetplum, odefagirl, Dominique, justwise, seun and lalasticlala I hope you're all safe wherever you are? I know sey you ate me with passion, but I care.

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No wonder this year looks very familiar. 2017 calendar and 2023 calendar are same.
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See vawulence






No wonder this year looks very familiar. 2017 calendar and 2023 calendar are same.
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That shows that the man is human and he has woman's feelings

I love vawulence

kenbee:
him don thief again?
A bi na the one he stole with Dasuki during GEJ era?

no, him thief another one again

Shege Buhari. This naira change na to deal with Tinubu

chronique:
Can you just imagine the level of nonsense going on in this country? If I were to be the pilot of that plane, I would not have agreed to fly the plane.

if I fly am, I go make sure sey I crash am inside the red sea

Power show. E no concern me, na Muslim Muslim ticket

This snake was killed by my landlord yesterday night on his way from a beer parlour. Zoom to see the snake properly.

Badadvisor:
Manchester united until my last breath

Manchester United until my prick no rice up again

Ken4Christ:
It's possible after Christmas.

Maybe in Aba.

Tell us the place please.

if I tell you make my yansh bend. Shebi all of una dey hoard information from me too. It is my turn to retaliate

benqo01:
WHICH GUN U CARRY GO D MARKET?

AK47

Kylce042:
In this our Nigeria they’re selling eggs 120 how? where b this ?

if I tell you make my yansh bend. Shebi all of una dey hoard information from me too. It is my turn to retaliate