₦airaland Forum

Pweetyccee:
lol bro I don tell u sai make u no dey smoke expired weed but u no dey hear word

abeg do quick. My body don dey do my grrrrr grrrrrrrrr

PrinceOfEast:
next season chelsea will rule england.

no be only England, dem go rule Spain and Nigeria

YoungAncient1:
Chelsea seems to be playing better with 10men
Can they score a shocker?

yinmu

Sunnycliff:
Na die u de find so

it is called the sweetest taboo. The woman ringtones too sweet

Nelsizzy:
When ref favor una against United you no know. 21 fouls no single card after Lampard focused on them pre match. How does karma taste?

dont mind him

Pweetyccee:
lol tonight 2 do wat?

for normal normal now. I don buy your favourite drink down and I have taken agbo jedi and ale

Sunnycliff:
All man u fans, tonight we go drink ontop mumu Chelsea head

yes o!

mayorrlad:
Chelsea thought that winning Man Utd has given them the FA Cup trophy.

no mind them. Na over confidence kill them an their fans. I am so happy today. Thank God our landlord no dey house today I go play with him wife after the march

Pweetyccee:
Na we get d cup dis year
Arsenal z a bae

are you still coming tonight?

Andrew13:
Mod update scores na abi u b chelshit fan

so you never know sey all the moderators including the owner of nairaland Seun na Chelsea fans. Body dey pepper dem now

ghettokid1:
Fight Wey no concern na em dey sweet pass
Fergie001
VickyRotex
Angelfrost
Fuckingmallam45
Gbest90
EbukaHades10
BuhariNawah
Gadaluck
Galactico4ever

please include the following names in the list of the noise makers, mynd44, seunmohmoh, ajepako and eleko1

Righteousness89:
Goal...
den don Score Chelsea ooo

Who we go Blame?

he sweet my belle die. Mynd44 sorry o

PrinceOfEast:
A min silence for all assnal fans who thinks assnal will win

have you sinned the scoreboard?

I am here just to do bad belle. Lalasticlala please tell mynd44 to give me chair near seunmohmoh and vickyrotex

And Buhari is still claiming to be the president

Tmb78:
Well, continue if your derogatory comments against them will somehow bring happiness to you life.

ok sir. I will sir

Nodogragra4me:
Unless that white ram is dead the security men around him are very lax ...what if the ram decide to give him a last kick before death ?

i go happy well well

Very earthless man, see as he is washing the innocent rams bean killed without any sympathy. I’m not surprised sha, Person that doesn’t care about human beans being killed will care about animals?

Tmb78:
seriously dude,what do you have against Yoruba ladies?.You are always calling them ugly,even the ones that are obviously beautiful like this one.
You only quote Yoruba nairalanders(ladies) derogatorily.
well, except Dominique.
Why?
Have they hurt you and your family in any way before?

This ugly biiitch too dey talk? Rubbish

See as I dey Ladd uchenna onyebuchi uzo chi Amaka and all my Igbo friends

Are you God? Fok you ugly monster

The woman no even fine sef. Boat breasts on her chest have digest

Henrietta49:
I want to share my experience & current challenges am facing in with my life on how I was introduced by my friend into bestiality. Anytime I see a dog, especially black Labrador or German Shepherd breed I get wet. I have prayed about it but I can't share it with anyone. I hope the feelings goes away too. I have not told my boyfriend about it, but I feel if he knows he'll live me. I feel worthless. My self-esteem is tanking.

Okay, sometime in 2019, I came to Nigeria on holiday & I accompanied a friend to a party, she said there would be old rich men there & they may asked us to strip, tease & maybe dance & they will give us money. I said ok, let's go.

When we arrived there, my friend said hope I don't mind getting Bleep by a dog, I thought she was joking

I said I am not doing, she said she has done it before & nothing happened. That there's were she brought her jeep & house from.

We were at the party, they collected our phone at the door & put it inside a bag. It was in somewhere on the island. Next thing I started hearing dogs barking & screaming. They brought the dogs inside the house. I saw like 12 men entering one room with beer, alcohol & small chops.

My friend said do I want to do or not that there is 2 more space & some girls are begging for the spaces that I should decide quickly or be outside in the main parter. Honestly, I was drunk & I said yes. She said I can smoke weed & drink alcohol that it will help me & I won't feel it.

So before we got into the room, we were given bra & tight to put on, for the tight they've puncture a hole at the bottom of the tight so to allow the dog easy access to our bum when they mount us to Bleep. So when I entered the room & saw the first girl, I was so scared. They gave the dogs weed & like some type of stimulant like viagra. The dog held this girl firmly & was fucking her roughly from the back, she was screaming so badly, the men were just laughing & enjoying it.

My friend & I did it at thesame time so I didn't see her own experience. For me, I position myself doggy style facing my bum towards him, immediately the dog mount me, grasping me tightly from behind, gripping my waist firmly towards him not letting me go & furiously he started fucking me, have never cum 4 times in a row. it was the best sex have ever had in my life, he bleeped me mercilessly & forcefully from behind, I mourn loudly & sometimes I struggle to break free from him due to the pace & power with which he was fucking me, but he was too powerful for me to escape his strong grip & he was totally in control of the situation & he hang on on me, holding me tightly & kept on with what he was doing to me at my back, he lasted for up to 30mins or so because the dog was already tired, I started crying when I felt the dog sperm inside me.

The men were saying I shouldn't cry that I will smile in the morning. I went to the car & slept off. I cried & cried. I left back to the U.K 3 days later & I have never come back to Nigeria. This incident follows me anywhere I go.

you see your life?

This ugly biiitch too dey talk? Rubbish

Chei and the whole fok no take the man 30 seconds to release

Le2money:
But that video earned the little boy a meeting with Lagos State Governor.....U never can tell what you must do to make it in life...so forget that thing (pidgin )

a reliable sauce tolded me that the governor gaved the boy ten million naira during the visit. I am planning to record my sun too before the week runs out

I can only imagine how her face would look like behind closed door. So fokn ugly, I just hope her ringtones And pussssy would not be as ugly as her ugly face

Lana1:
No be Ed go buy Maguire for 80m?

Let's just hope he wont make that mistake again.

necessity and desperation led to that, I don’t think we are desperate to have the guy now

Nezzjnr:
They haven't recovered from Sunday shock

Imagine being 3rd for months only to loose it on the Final match day

that thing sweet me die. I dey use am taunt all my Chelsea friends and colleagues

If you are not in any relationship give him a chance. Love takes time to grow. Mind you, you started it, so possess your possession.

DenreleDave:
Olosho business loading

Are you a full timer or part time?