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Abcruz:
oh really! What skill is it?

plumbing installation

I dey survive through my hand skills, even de use am sometime pay school fees!

Bleep it hard,later turn to suck my breast .

Ur welcome bro,did u have friends wo is an engineer ?

All d building skills u mention is selling.d only reason i told u to learn plumbing or eletrical installation ,is dat dey deal wit building plans . It wil make u to knew hw to read a building plans.my own suggestion

Dis ur case strong dear

My bro,i fink plumbing installation and eletrical installation wil be good.cause dere deal wit building plans .tanks me later and much gain .

12 years

Mehn archit roll,just heard from engineer ,he use half of a milion to draw building plan.studying biz administration in school ,after school i wil switch to engineering(were my passion dey.)

Nah dis examination mapratice is d talk of de day in my place oo, knew 1 even care to read o.even her mum supported dem ,i alway advice dem to read avoid disappointment in exam hall,i experince poo in my own set (in accounting )d invigilator nah sister .(d women knew wan collet money)i tanks GOD i read ,some of my guy d for hall dey lick pen, dem no write anything til d time reach.i later got c6 narrow excape.

VLadipo:
Hello all,

I first got the alerts in early March. I was debited a total of NGN105.00 for withdrawal fee on my SAVINGS account.

Confused, I went to my branch to complain. From time immemorial, we have always known (and were even taught in school) that savings account do yield monthly interests if you do not withdraw more than once from the account within a month.
Hence, I was surprised to get this explanation from the customer service person I met that I was charged withdrawal fee because I withdrew more than once from my savings account. The normal thing should be no interest for that month.
She further explained that the directive was from CBN and that deliberations were still ongoing on whether the policy should hold. She promised that a reversal of the deduction could take place.

Now, just some moments ago, I got 2 alerts indicating that I have been debited a total of NGN105.00 as withdrawal fee for the month of March.
This is in addition to the senseless,unrealistic charges debited from my account as payment for SMS alert every month.

Now, isnt that crazy?

Guys, please can you relate to all these as regards your savings account in your respective banks?

What do I do temporarily while I think of leaving Firstbank for good?

The charges on my savings account have become unbearable and disgusting.

Thank you.

Regards,
VLadipo.

bro,were in dsame shoe.dey deduct 100 in my saving account yesterday o

My boss,is d type of u dat fail weac.during my own time all de candidates dat is forming dem sabi books fails,i just rember 1of my guy dat is teaching us mathematics even fail.(my advice dnt apply intellgent in weac)

She will took drug or hot drink like(kiki)so de sperm wil flush out.after sex

Noted.tanks

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I wasn't wailing, you reetard. . .He got angry just because I didn't pick up his call on Easter Sunday when I was busy with family and wanted me to apologize to him, so he used the breakup as a ploy to get me to apologize feed his ego.

In other words, he didn't want to apologize for hanging up on me and everything. But after I sent him the final text cursing him out about how he wasted my time and everything, he apologized to me and even went ahead to call me on different occasions to tell me how sorry he was.

He promised to take me to the restaurant two days before the breakup, so it wasn't like I begged him to take me out.[/color]

nsogbu umunwanyi

Dis thread no go pass me,there was my female tenant den.were dsame age mate and school mate, d year we took common entrance examination, soo is only 2 of us is staying at home, (idol mind is a devil workshop.i can bleep dis gal 2 or 3 times (na de gal deflow me)nah 1 day God punish us ,i dey bleep her.naso him papa catch us .i knew came out for 3 days cause of embarresment.(i tanks GOD dis gal no get pregnant for me before she travelled to lagos.

rosieluv:
stingy guys plenty for ere oooo,guys u askin a lady on a date n u r tellin er to com to ur hauz,wats she comin to ur hauz to do?. If u spend 2k on a date to buy snacks or food for a gal is nt a bad idea,she left er comfort zone to see u,at least u shud offer her sometyn evn if its jxt a drink n u galz shud stop expectin much frm a guy on a first date.

u sounded like a wife material

butanep:
Don't mind them. They expect us to leave our family and spend the money on them. Thats how my ex disturb me for 10k to block a course in school. I told her I don't have such money but will give her 4k and she refused. She tag me as uncaring guy and being stingy. I simply called my young brother in school and immediately transfer 5k to his account from my phone. He thank me and was so happy. I told her the money she rejected has put smile on someone else face.

She refused paying me visit for 2weeks but when she came the 3rd week, another woman has taken her place...

some gals shaa.

rosalieene:
That was how last year, a very foolish Doctor that was pestering my life invited me over. Truly I liked him then. so I happened to be around the town he stays at that point and he begged me to come visit. I did..... nothing much...had d guts to even tell me to come and spend the next weekend with him. He didn't offer any better thing.I was just observing. I noticed what he was after. When I was going, he escorted me to WHR I will take Bus and left. I was so dumbfounded!!! He didn't even say manage this for your tfare. Chai.... ayaf suffer! All this stingy guys!!! I was just pondering about this.
Later he moved to another state, and had the guts to tell me again to come and visit him!! I told him bluntly, I don't have tfare...... Then he said I should come that he will give me tfare but I would stay one week with him. I was so vexed ehen! I insulted him ehen, because I knew what he wanted to achieve!! Mumu.

mayb he is testing u.

Mehn my sec school funny o,there was dis gal am dating i guess in ss1,i spend for her wella.later on i find out de baby no luv m,only my money she want .i turn to stingy. my classmate started calling me(eri-eri)gals shaa, she later dump me.dis experince make me to be bad nigga.

weac wey don start

fabolouz1:
Quite hilarious as I have used @ least two of these lines. Honesty wooing a girl is not as simple as people think most especially when it's a girl with class. Most guys just honk horn and believe the girl will stop but though some do,others won't no matter the class of car u are driving. During my undergraduate days the style that worked 98% of the time 4 me was to start wooing girls from 1-2,&4-6 pm. I carefully choose this time b.cuz I know after a lecture stress moment they did be hungry.

Me: hello cute

Girl: hi

Me: i,am otobong,what should I call u?

Girl: i,am pearl ( na fake names most girls d use but who k's?)

Me: such a cute name, u must be born on the month of may.

Girl: smiles,why do u say so

Me: 80 % of beautiful girls are born in may and research has proven this to be true

Girl: I don't know how true ur assertion is but I was born on may

Me: ain' t nothing to proof then, pretty today is Wednesday ( I use the name of any day of the week depending when I meet them),queenliz restaurant has the best menu on this day, plz would u join me?

Girl: mmmmmm! Was actually heading home but I must confess u sound different from other guys so y not(differnt girls use differnt phrases but actually none has ever rebuffed my lunch or dinner date)

Me: u making me feel special and I promise to make dis treat a special one... we then head to the restaurant and after avin a gud meal contacts are xchanged and d rest d say is history. Shout out to all malabites and malabresses on the thread.

bad nigga, i hail u.

Nah dis kind guy go be lazy wen he graduated, always depending on ur parents.i can rember hw many time i use my cash to pay school fees.

christopheru:
No much talk. What is the Funny and most embarrassing thing you have caught someone else doing? May be your friend/Bestie,
girlfriend/Boyfriend, Coursemate, roommate, boss/co-worker etc. Mine loading... Don't wait for me o.
Oya legooo...
Oya see my own here
It was this my guy who always tell me and my pals that he won't have anything to do wit girls till we graduate from school. I was shocked the day my 3 friends I barged into his hostel room without knocking... We caught Princewill kissing a girl . All These UNI Girls can be so tempting I and my friends left the room immediately while laughing at his Words. We later brought up the topic and he was so embarrassed to answer us.

lol conji na bad thing

cruzita:
I don't visit guys because they are not trustworthy

if i hear

Funny ,my childhood trick is wen she is bathing i wil come in wit full naked(mehn i spoil early )but nah i dnt tink i wil beg dem.man don mature.

Dis 1 strong o ,some guys shaa .is it in school ?

cruzita:
the thing tire me ooo.very selfish set of human being .only few knows how to satisfy a woman others are *make I do fast commot*

hmm,y una dey abuse us nah

Unizike

Dnt u have bank account,?my senior bros is doing lik dat den ,he invested it in betting .i open bank account in jss2.

Nekede and imt enugu.