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Politics / Re: NBA Gives IG Seven Days To Stop CMRIS Certificate Issuance by englishmart(m): 9:14am On Jul 14
The NBA is just a perfunctory organisation. Highly corrupt mfkers

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Politics / Re: Hardship: Tinubu Not Caged, You Are Frustrated – APC Replies Ndume by englishmart(m): 9:09am On Jul 14
Saying "Tinubu is caged" is a very mild way of putting it. He's by far the most insensitive president Nigeria has ever had and no one comes 100k miles close. Nobody majors in minors like the narcissistic, sadistic, Machavialianistic, psychopathic Tinubu who is everything but competent

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Crime / Re: Police Nab Ogun Kidnappers, Discover Victims’ Shallow Graves (Photos) by englishmart(m): 7:36am On Jul 14
I travelled to Abeokuta last month and nearly died from starvation. The reason I nearly starved to death was because I refused to step out of my hotel room for fear of being skull-mined. I would rather starve to death than to allow afonjaskies mine my rich skull

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Politics / Re: Rivers Speaker, Amaewhule Participates In Joint Committee On Constitutional by englishmart(m): 7:06am On Jul 14
What kind of terribly flawed headline is this?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Bullet Pierced Upper Part Of My Right Ear – Trump by englishmart(m): 6:17am On Jul 14
Hilary Clinton and Joe Biden knew what happened there.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 'No Place For Violence', Says Biden On Shooting At Trump's Rally by englishmart(m): 6:09am On Jul 14
Biden is so incognitive that he almost sat in a virtual chair at a Paris conference. Someone who was asked about abortion and deflected to COVID-19.
He says things everybody including himself doesn't understand. Baba beat healthcare to death. grin grin

He recently said he will beat Trump in the 2020 election. He didn't remember the election is slated for 2024. Even if Trump had died, that man would still not know. He's not even aware he said "no place for violence.

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Business / Re: Dozens Feared Dead As Two-Storey Building Collapses In Eke Amawbia Market by englishmart(m): 9:26pm On Jul 04
Why are they learning to use substandard materials from Lagosians?

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Politics / Re: 'I Work With Those Close To The People': Wike Tackles Kingibe, Hails Aduda by englishmart(m): 9:24pm On Jul 04
Wike's potential political demise would be proudly sponsored by a 40-year-old whiskey

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Food / Re: Ghanaian Chef Smith Arrested For Fraud In Guinness World Records' Cook-A-Thon by englishmart(m): 10:33am On Jul 03
It's not about being famous for a stupid reason. Can you sustain the fame?

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Business / Re: Interest Rate At 30% Will Stifle Growth, Hinder Job Creation - Dangote Warns CBN by englishmart(m): 9:50pm On Jul 02
Dangote said Nigeria's import dependency is akin to importing poverty and exporting jobs" This is someone who only values foreign workers. I know of an abysmally inept Filipino mechanic who doesn't know 22 spanners but earns 5k dollars+ monthly. The site has over 50 workers but their cumulative salary is less than N5m monthly. Once your skin is light, you're an engineer even if you come from prison.
Dangote doesn't believe there are competent Nigerians, and that's why an Indian who doesn't know the difference between ampere and voltage is the head electrician to electrical engineers with decades of experience. The cement he produces almost free of cost is sold at a more expensive price in Naija than he sells in other countries on the continent.
He should stop crying. Nigeria doesn't revolve around him and Edwin

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Sports / Re: Ghana Football Awards: Lookman Named Africa’s Best Player by englishmart(m): 8:12am On Jul 02
I can't wait to see an award more useless than this
Politics / Re: Rivers Crisis Continues As PDP, APC Shun Stakeholders’ Parley For LG Elections by englishmart(m): 7:58am On Jul 02
Wike, amidst the heavy crisis in Rivers dooned himself in a stylish but unfashionable Versacci Gown with a short, careless security belt crossing, on the chest region in a gait that spells "I will burn down Rivers if my injunction doesn't stand. Fubara has got a very long first term.
Some arms were reportedly intercepted in Rivers state. Sophisticated weapons, man.
Rivers is very Rich in oil and they can easily acquire arms through bunkering.

"Wike should take it the way Amaechi took it. The people of Rivers should come out to Massee and protest against tyrant Wike. Enough is enough.

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Politics / Re: Wike's Outfit This Morning (photos) by englishmart(m): 3:00pm On Jul 01
When they say clothes cover a lot of things, they are referring to Wike.

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Crime / Re: Killers Of Rtd-General Uwem Udokwere Arrested, Phones, Laptops Recovered by englishmart(m): 2:28pm On Jun 24
Nigeria is rudderless. Everything goes. No thanks to APC and Yeloba Muslims

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Politics / Re: 2027: No Plans To Dump Peter Obi – Labour Party by englishmart(m): 7:19am On Jun 24
Peter Obi gave the Labour Party a platform. It's not the other way round.

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Crime / Re: Investigators Expose "Yahoo Boys" By Turning On Their Webcam (Video) by englishmart(m): 6:47am On Jun 24
99.9% of Yahoo boys have no investment. Just Loud, ostentatious and instant Allah.

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Properties / Re: Tenants Struggle As Rents Skyrocket by englishmart(m): 6:37am On Jun 24
I have 12 individual rooms in Abuja that my dad left for me to manage. Before I assumed a management position, the rent was 120k per annum. Just last week, my immediate younger sibling suggested I increase the rent by at least 50% judging by the economic realities on the ground. I thought the hardship should elicit some level of compassion and consideration. Instead of increasing it by 50%, I reduced the rent to 75k annually. I can't be a Nebuchadnezzar

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Politics / Re: Magboro Overflows With Filth As PSP Abandons Refuse Collection by englishmart(m): 6:34am On Jun 24
Dirty as usual

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Politics / Re: Sowore Reacts To Obasnjo's Visit To Remi Tinubu by englishmart(m): 2:03pm On Jun 18
Sowore is a wannabe revolutionary. Throwing darts and vitriols with every half a chance he gets. His uncouth, puerile disposition is one of the myriad reasons he's not fit for any elective position. He should keep presiding over his hate headquarters, aka Sahara news.

They say Yorubas ain't Disrespectful, but Sowore keeps proving otherwise

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Politics / President Tinubu Is Serenaded By Chants Of "Minimum Wage" As He Waves On by englishmart(m): 5:01pm On Jun 12
President Tinubu was captured waving at Nigerians while they chanted "Minimum wave" in subtle protestations.

The masses are clamouring for a reasonably improved wage to better their livelihood.

https://youtube.com/shorts/vpp8kug2cBs?si=eyLaLuegyHAPtE17
Politics / Re: Bandits Release 40 Kidnapped Victims In Niger State by englishmart(m): 3:17pm On Jun 12
The military is scared of ordinary bandits
Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Vows To Respect Guilty Verdict In Son's Gun Trial by englishmart(m): 5:09am On Jun 12
We all know the law will surely be twisted to accommodate his son, just as it was twisted to convict Trump. The USA is by miles more corrupt than Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Who Is Out Of Reality In Terms Of Minimum Wage: FG Or Chatgpt ? With Snapshots by englishmart(m): 1:55pm On Jun 11
To b3 very honest, 62k won't survive me for 10 days. I don't think it would survive anybody either

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Business / Re: Dangote Inaugurates CKD Truck Assembly Plant In Lagos by englishmart(m): 1:50pm On Jun 11
Khyrvxjzy:
are you igbo
What does it matter?

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kidnaps Passengers Along Maiduguri-kano Highway by englishmart(m): 1:47pm On Jun 11
I was kidnapped in my dream yesterday. I won't be travelling by road any time soon.

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Business / Re: Dangote Inaugurates CKD Truck Assembly Plant In Lagos by englishmart(m): 1:41pm On Jun 11
Dangote should also consider an over 200% increase in the salary of his workers.

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Politics / Re: IKEDC Apologizes To Band A Customers For Poor Service by englishmart(m): 1:24pm On Jun 11
Apology not accepted, criminals

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Food / Re: #1500 Food At Ikoyi, Lagos. What Is Going On In This Country? by englishmart(m): 5:26am On Jun 10
manmade:

I just got relieved from work. I'm out of my mind right now. Where do I go from here?

I've been working with this company for 10 years as a lift operator. At some point I learnt how to clear fatal and reset the lifts if they got faulty. I can even drive on inspection or reservation. All the while I worked there, I spent almost all I earned financing my family. I, to 80% saw my immediate younger brother and sister through school through my earnings. The only savings I have is less than 16k. That's probably what I will survive on pending when I get a new job.

It's absolutely frustrating. I wish I saved for the rainy day. But how could i have possibly saved when I earned less than a 100k with so much to take care of?

I'm a popular figure here and have contributed immensely to Nairaland. @seun lalasticlala. [/b] @ OP, one of this two stories is not true , please help me identify the one with falsehood, thanks
I can't lose my job six months ago, and then buy food for 1500 six month later? What are you saying?
Why do you even think one of them is a lie, why not both?
Food / Re: #1500 Food At Ikoyi, Lagos. What Is Going On In This Country? by englishmart(m): 5:23am On Jun 10
Elzazzi:


From Abeokuta to ajah how ?

If you're travelling from Abeokuta to Lagos, the last Bus stop to my best of experience is Ajah.
Crime / Re: Rescued Nigerian Trafficked Girls In Ghana To Return Next Week by englishmart(m): 10:01pm On Jun 09
16 years with at least 25 body counts. Too bad.
I blame Tinubu

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Food / Re: #1500 Food At Ikoyi, Lagos. What Is Going On In This Country? by englishmart(m): 10:00pm On Jun 09
flexyoo:


The guy has never been to Lagos grin From Abeokuta to Falomo grin How is that possible
How is that not possible? Is Falomo in Kenya?
Food / Re: #1500 Food At Ikoyi, Lagos. What Is Going On In This Country? by englishmart(m): 9:59pm On Jun 09
Elzazzi:


The whole story doesn't even add up at all lol. He obviously doesn't know lagos. Lol
From Abeokuta to Ajah, from Ajah to Obalende but will pass through Falomo Bridge.
Must I give a sequential narration?

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