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still available

400 plots of land with C of O is available for sale .
The land is suituated along Owerri-Port Harcourt Express way, beside Imo State Polytechnic Umuagwo, Owerri.

Location is suitable for
1. Residential building development- Student hostel and Others, it is 20 munites drive to the main town.
2. Company/Factory: it's along the major Road
3. Hotels: It is at the student area, close to Owerri, and also close to the airport.
Price: 1M/plot.
enquiry: 0-8-0-6-5-4-88-4-66

what is the cost for the toilet roll machine

whats your rate

papaking1:
Still available?

sold sir

he is very sincere, very fast and reliable service. nice doing business with you.

$67 PayPal(gns) available for sale, buyer needed.

$67 PayPal available for sale, GNS. buyer needed

papaking1:
$200 PayPal funds needed at xmas rate.

I have $67 PayPal for sale. GNS

$100 PayPal available for sale, (GNS available) scammers beware

$100 PayPal available for sale, reputable, and trust worthy exchangers only, scammers piss off please.

Mynd44:
I always knew the nonsense of Fani-Kayode, Fayose and Nnamdi Knau will come back to haunt the PDP

It's unfortunate that you people have been blindfolded, the man you guys support as buhari is not the real buhari, one day the truth will surface. the northerner should continue their support to Jubril (a Sudaanize). but i believe God, Jubril will soon run out of this country.

please send me : chisco4christ@gmail.coml

iHart:
Thank you so much. I am presently in Umuahia, but I don't have samples with me. But I wouldn't mind coming around to met you to discuss business. I can make my products available as soon as you want it. I will travel to my factory tomorrow(located in Isuikwuato) and get you samples by next tomorrow. But I wish if we can meet tomorrow. Can I have your contact please?

Wow you are even my inlaw. can i visit your factory?

Intro:
Explain to your pastor that you don't have money for radarada.
1. Book in court beforehand.
If you book like 2 months to, its just 4k for certificate.
2. Use your normal suit Bro. Budget 2k to buy tie, socks and handkerchief.
3.buy fairly used wedding gown on Jiji for 5k or pay a tailor to do white chiffon gown with 5k budget or juss rent cheap gown for 3k(wash and iron yourself)...
4. Arrange for car to use from friends and fuel it or juss call taxi or uber going and coming 4k.
(He should not wait, after wedding, you flash him to come pick you up)
5. Invite only family and friends, well wishers should juss call or come to the house later...
6. Buy rings please. Very important. Budget 2k for the 2 rings.
7. Give decoration people in your church like 2k to do small design. (Your wife is a member so they cannot complain).
8. Do not cook for church people please.
Just buy one carton of TomTom and spray during processional hymn.. About 1,200.
9. Give church small thing, like 5k.
10. Give your wife's mum 10k to cook abacha and utazi stew for the traditional which you guys will do very early on Sunday morning before going to church.
11. You have 13,800 left.
Remember, you have to buy palm wine for the trad...800 for a full keg(after all, your wife's dad issa wine tapper).
12. Bestman and bridal shower should buy their things biko.
13. That your old friend that snaps photo will take up to 3k oo.
14. give someone your laptop or phone to play small music. Give him 1k to buy the cord to connect it.
15. Buy fuel for church. 2k fuel go do nau.
16. Your money remain 7k abi?
Now hold 1k in 100 naira notes and give your wife 1k too in 100naira notes.
17. Keep the remaining 5k for miscellaneous.
One or two things might come up las las.
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
FULL WEDDING WITH 50K

PASTOR PLEADS GUILTY TO MURDER OF À CHORISTER HE IMPREGNATED
Pastor Chidiebere Okoroafor who murdered three of his church members and his unborn child has been remanded in prison custody in Rivers state after admitting to the crime and pleading guilty to all three count charges.
The Senior Pastor of a new generation church, Alter of Grace Ministries, Pastor Chidiebere Okoroafor who hails from Arochukwu in Abia State was arrested for allegedly killing three people, including two pregnant women and an infant in Oyigbo Local Government Area of Rivers State – in a bid to hide his alleged amorous relationship with a 25-year-old member of his church
Those allegedly killed by the cleric are Concilia Ezeawa and Uluoma Onweagba, who was carrying a five-month pregnancy before her death. While the cleric strangled Ezeawa in an uncompleted building, the pregnant Onweagba was killed in a bush during the serial murder that happened on December 11, 2017.
It was gathered that the Pastor who impregnated a chorister identified as Olumma Onweagba, reportedly killed her after he pressured her to terminate the pregnancy, which she refused. The body of those the Pastor killed, claiming he didn’t know what came over him were recovered within the premises of the church, Alter of Grace Ministries near Izuom market in Oyigbo.

Former Finance Minister: Ngozi Okonjo Iweala Speaks:
I still find it funny that most people don't know why Nigeria economy went into recession, they love the incompetent lies of Lai Mohammed about the past government ruining everything. It's also myopic to think that if Jonathan were to still be in power, we would be worse off.
The truth about Nigeria's recession is this; it was caused by the president's unguided rhetoric and uncultured body language.
Firstly, there is nothing we are buying today that we weren't buying 5 years ago, therefore it's not our purchase that put pressure on Naira but withdrawal of funds by foreign investors.
After the election, the president created instability with his unguided statements about how everyone is corrupt and how everyone is going to jail. The instability made foreign investors to liquidate their investment and change their money to dollars.
In the process of trying to flee, they were willing to buy dollars at any price, which lead to high exchange dollar rate.
Even though some of them were not ready to run away, but want their money in dollars to save their investments from devaluation, the president gave a bad signal by banning deposit of foreign currency into dormiciliary accounts. That was enough for free market believers to see the draconian handwriting on the wall, that was the beginning of dollar rush.
To make matters worse, the
president came up with another outrageous policy of rationing dollar to certain sectors and blocking many sectors out. That was the nail in the coffin which facilitated the emergence of free FALL.
In the end, foreign investors took over $80B out of the economy within a short period and everything went down to free fall.
To those who believe it will be worse if Jonathan is still there, you are all wrong. Policy continuity and political stability will not let billions of dollars leave our shores within such tiny time frame. Even though the government might have income shortage, the private sector will weather the storm by their confidence in the market.
The fear of the unknown created by PMB is responsible for the economic downturn not low oil price. Interest rate in America is currently at 0.5% while it is 12% in Nigeria. JP Morgan Chase will not mind borrowing $50 billion from Feds at 0.5 and put in Nigeria for return of %2000 profit. Citi bank will do the same, likewise US Bank Corp. Chase gave Buhari warning about the repercussions of his fixing policy before they pulled out, but his illiterate cyber warriors and misseducated e-soldiers said JPMORGAN can go to hell, they no longer believe in economic metrics since their messiah is in charge.
Funny enough they are all suffering today because of the stupid policy, but they find relief by blaming it on past administration and Gucci appetite of average Nigerians. For your information, if your president "continues" with his unguided rhetoric, Naira will go down to N1000/1 $. But we thank God, he is no longer talking

It was like a joke as people wake up today to see former assumpta avenue which was renamed to Okporo Uzo Mohammedu Buhari Road by Gov Rochas Okorocha change back to Assumpta Avenue. Imolites are not happy.

dryakson:
Pls i need advice from my nairaland family.
Help a bro.. Just graduated.

buy palm oil from the South East and resell in Kaduna. I can help you source for it and waybill it to you. I am in South East. I base in South East.

Christmas is a Pagan celebration, the world hate the truth. Many are call but few are chosen. Worship with any Church of Christ close to you. We speak where the Bible speaks, and we are silent where the Bible is silent (1 cor 4:18). The Bible is our authority!!

chisco4christ@gmail.com

chisco4christ@gmail.com. Location : Owerri

kaysy:
Do you know that as a Quickteller Paypoint Agent you can make over N70,000 monthly in your neighborhood by just rendering banking services to people such as cash deposit, cash withdrawal, funds transfer, bill payment & airtime recharge. If the distance from your area to the nearest bank/ATM is up to N200 or more for going and coming, then that your area is a good place to open this business.

Am a Quickteller Paypoint Agent with in-dept experience and i want to do this for anyone interested in becoming a Paypoint Agent like me from any state in Nigeria.

Now this is the deal. These are all you need to get started
1. New or existing shop
2. Internet enabled Android phone or Laptop,
3. One passport photograph
4. A recent utility bill
5. A Valid I.D Card (Driver's License, International Passport, National I.D Card or Voter's Card)
6. N30,000

N10,000 will be used from the N30,000 to setup and create your Quickteller Paypoint Agent's account, however the N10,000 will still be credited into your Quickteller Paypoint Agent's account so its still your money. This may take up to 5 working days to be ready.

N20,000 will be for training, coaching and mentorship on pros and cones and how to avoid costly mistakes that i will teach you over and over, this will also cover for the 2 big banners and 600 copies of deposit slip that is customized in your business name which i'll give you, the biggest banner which is about 7feet wide with logos of all banks will be placed outside to attract customers (It's very very attractive) while the other one with transaction bands and their service charge will be placed inside your shop, however the location and size of these banners are subject to your choice anyway. Also note that you will require to produce a guarantor while filling your form, incase you don't have any, i can stand as your guarantor. please note that i may have to also visit your business location, this will help inform the kind of mentorship and advise you should get. my work here is to train and keep training you till you become a certified professional then i can leave you to run your thing. One month extensive training and support should be enough for anyone to catch up.

HOW TO JOIN MY TEAM OF AGENTS
Based on the volume of requests from outside Lagos, i have decided to amend the process to accommodate people in other states.
Just drop your email and state of residence here then i will send you the form, you will have to print it, fill it then scan and send back to me along with other required documents listed above in number 3 to 5, after that payment follows. Once that is done and your account is created i will now add you to my WhatsApp group where the training session will be fully conducted and you are free to ask any question there. Meanwhile your branding materials and deposit slips will be sent to u through any of these transport services or courier services around based on your choice. I think this procedure is better of. people withing Lagos can still follow this procedure or visit my office address below to apply, am always available. You can feel free to Call / WhatsApp me on 08024102554. My Office address is Shop 14, Bakassi Hall, Yabatech, Yaba, Lagos. Thank You.

Benefits of being a Quickteller Paypoint Agent
Additional income/commission from Interswitch services:- agents earn attractive commission for all QuickTeller services which is an additional income line to the agent’s business.
Guaranteed volume of transactions due to rich bouquet of products and services:- over 5,000 existing billers & merchants services are available for vending.
Increased sales due to increased footfalls.
Good brand association:– Interswitch brand and growing IFIS network.
Guaranteed training and dedicated support
Comprehensive branding and marketing support.
Social relevance to the community

am interested.

where are you located?