₦airaland Forum

Walexz02:
Hi engineer! Can I please send you my cv for a review and check please?
Can I drop my email sir

OK, go ahead

madridguy:
What is PDP?

Here in Somalia we don't know PDP.

What are you doing in Somalia?

Bar 1, 2017 students in need of accommodation should give me a call

There is a nice serviced 1 bedroom apartment just 5minutes from the school on ground now!
An ensuite bedroom, livingroom with guest toilet! A big compound for car parking.

Limited slots available! Call now

ToriBlue:
Sophisticated!

Followback

hucienda:
Ever heard of sarcasm?

Yeah..I got you!

But your first line though

hucienda:
Long may news like this continue!

The APC led FG is still (40,000 - 4652.70) i.e. 35,347.3MW shy of the 2019 mark they promised in 2015 though.

Hopefully they'll get there in the remainder two years.

Don't tell me you believe in the 40,000MW talk?
Abi you also believe in $1=#1.

My candid advice: use your mind to believe something else & profitable to you!

Engrobiorah:
CURRENT AFFAIRS.......Who Is The First London-based Nigerian President?

Sai Baba, Sai Chanji!

soberdrunk:
Say what!!!!?? "22"?? This girl is just "22" and Flavor don run stamp "Caveat Emptor" ontop her destiny

I tire o

She want break Genevieve record na so that @ 38, her daughter go be 20yrs

Musampa73:
Why are you shouting lalasticlala and mynd44 now?

lol

Some pple ar NL addict o..
Dem dey shout lala's name even when in d act

Gorgeous5:
hmmmm,just passing

Lol

Pass well

joliyp:
noooo very active and bad

U ar luckily blessed!

okowande:
This your mouth, bawo ni a se ma se bayi? Lolzz

Babe, no be true I talk ni?
Moreso, na spirit of Area Fada ginger me!

How r u, sweetie, my 1 & only NL Val

rbjimoh:
I think I've never a seamless melodramatic mixture of modern english language and Nigerian pidgin like this. I duff my hat for AreaFather on this

The jollof English makes sense die. It drives home d point.

Fellow Nigerian young guys & ladies! Let's wake up to our duties!
This is our country! Na we youth dem dey turn to when election comes & na we dem dey suffer pass after dem enter office!

True naija dey recession but our brains dey gallant! Make we make our voice heard! Both guys & ladies! Guys stop being tools in d hands of polithievians. Girls stop warming their beds! We all get glorious future!

If naija no good, y are multinational companies here? Wetin make Zuckerberg visit Yaba? Make we think o!

We gaz stand up to this yeye useless accidental leaders! We gaz demand better representation & leadershipb

For d past 30yrs, na portable water, rural electrication, good roads, gud health care dem dey shout upandan! Whr ar those things na?

We better think n use our brains NOW!!!

CaroLyner:
ok hows it gonna be then?

Sisi Caro! U be neck while I be head na
Turn me anywhere sweetie Caro

Over to u

omenkaLives:
Had to quote this for the extremely lazy ones who are fond of reading only headlines and commenting.

If the journalist who wrote this wasnt trying to be mischievious, he would have said "Fg blames extortion by the police, army, for...." But of course, if that had been the headline, people like the op and those who have already started talking nonsense after reading just the title, wouldnt bother about the news.

Besides, how is Audu Ogbe FG? He isnt the spokesman for the FG so his opinion, even thlough valid and reasonable, cannot be said to be that of the FG. When the FG wants to speak, they do so though the SGF, or the spokesman of the president.

When the spokesman of the president speaks, he is either speakinf for the president or the presidency as a whole!

Any member of the executive is the mouthpiece of the FG!

When Fashola visited Obiano, it is the FG that visited him

Do you get?

CaroLyner:
I hear you

Don't just hear o
Na to be d doer be d koko!

...I sabi dance sef

CaroLyner:
Lmaooooo

With this response, I no dey run again

Na u go be my val biko, u hear?!

ddippset:
To all those who said the president had died and was buried in London eat it, to those who said the president is in a coma eat it too, to those who said the president was on chemotherapy for 6 months eat it too, to those who said the president must shoot a video to address you eat it too, to those who said the president is wearing only one cloth eat it too. APC and Buhari till 2023. If you don't like it, you know you have to eat it too.

Why did it take u so long to post this?

Oh you were borrowing data! Good one!

You are doing a good job! I give you another 2 months, you will come back & eat this post too!

CaroLyner:
Happened in my hall.

Was thinking of making u my val

But with this ya confession, 'I don run o' in Saka's voice

sarrki:
Lol

Baba will not die , but live to testify the work of God

God takes the righteous before the days of evil!

u11ae1013:
pls i am seeing buhari in my dreamseachtime i close my eyes, what should i do?

Go to London

frisky2good:
Is he sick?

I wonder o! Pesin wey Osinbajo says he is hale n hearty!

Nigerians sha! They think na only sick people dey do tests for hospital! Chai see poverty e!

Baba keep resting on till we meet on the other side!

We love u but londoners love u more

buzquet:
So, meaning this issue can't be table at all before the budget is beign passed?

Like I said, the senate has 'order of programs' per sitting.
Moreso, have u noticed the senate chamber is not always full? Some senators are away on Committee oversight functions

Whay we should be asking Ben Bruce is kdoes he think d way NASS is being run is best? Does he think NASS budget is ok?' etc

buzquet:
Well said? His people didn't vote for him to table matters or criticise on Twitter.


He suppose to be doing that in the Senate house

At least he's saying something meaningful on a platform.

What's all d senators from Borno, Katsina, Sokoto etc saying?

And mind you, the senate has program for every sitting. You can't bring up issue of electricity up when it's not on the agenda for the day

Love Machine:
The police is trying to display ineptitude by saying hoodlums with take over the protest.Why is there police in the first place?

Mumu police!

Which stupid intelligence gathering told them hoodlums want to hijack d protest?
Why don't they go and foil the hijackers plan? Fools!

They should go and borrow Army 'their intelligence' so naija can overcome BH

hedonistic:
Lol, well. I exempted satellite towns sha. Though I agree with your examples.

Kubwa & Asokoro is just 25minutes apart except you mean Kubwa village!

Your example should have been Karu & Bwari

prince985:
All of dem Yoruba

So Jude Chidenwo & Chxta are Yorubas?

WehdoneSah!

devilson:
mine would be' u have failed'

Mine is: Resign now, Aboki!



Meanwhile, PMB won't resume 6th February! Take note