₦airaland Forum

lepasharon:

No be only to kiss u e want do o

Check his moniker! If u dnt knw d meaning, ask Google

Run

Oluwabusobomi:
Bros, wetin u de find

Ur inner room!

SexyCeline:
Had an arguement with a close friend recently as to which color type do men prefer. No reasonable conclusion was reached. So over to you nairaland dudes, which of the above damsel would you go for and why?

I will go for any - firstcome first serve

Their only difference is skin colour - small mouth for mouth gig, nice dreamy eyes, small boobs, both are slim too

Just I may tilt toeards the fair dam! Reason: during doggy, if u spank d butt it turns red

#TeamSlimGirls
#TeamSmallBoobs

Ada9103:
Papi..Don't allow the devil to use you

Savage

Buh Ada nwa, y na?

ForeverYoung197:
Waking up flawless because it's my Birthday
Let me use this thread as well to all whose celebrating their Birthday today !
We all just made it.

HBD bae

Better late than never for a special one like u

Be foreveryoung n flawless

lepasharon:
This guy! I can't deal with you

Better!

Just coman deal with me!

mykeljosef:
idk if people just choose to be senseless or its a default mode

Sucker punch...TKO

Benita27:
Football wizard.

Nice one unlike Pique that won't marry Shakira.

Him dey find u ni..young blood

amnwa:
Since this mods have refused to bring Mmm good news to FP.
I will be bringing t myself

Mmm is back o..
Don't mind the haters...
Be strong
Nothing s ever a bed of roses..
Its situations like this that test our faith in the system.
The storm is over

But many pple dey see 'total limit exceeded 24hrs a day'

fowosh:
baba.....reading unnecessary tins is a pure waste of time....be precise and going straight to the point helps alot

Do you know Dele Momodu is a journalist? And he has a column on Thisday Saturday newspaper where he writes 'Pendulum'?

This is d issue why our accidental leaders keep getting away with their excesses! Why? We count relevant things irrelevant all because we want quick fix!

I beg you to please read that write up.

God bless Nigeria

fowosh:
why ds epistle?...why can't he tell us the conclusion... who has time to b reading this Jack shit

This my friend is why Africa is backward - blatant refusal to update the mind via reading!

Jekwe1:
So this man wan dey disregard constituted authority

Na him be d constituted authority na

Escabado:
10 Steps To Get Your Money Back From MMM Nigeria

Since the resumption of MMM Nigeria on the 13th of January 2017, it has had glitches when matching participants to get paid. Speaking as a true believer in the system, you should know that those glitches are caused by ongoing upgrade which was not concluded during the freeze period but MMM just had to keep to their resumption promise.

Below is an exclusive step by step guide on how to get your money out of MMM Nigeria within 2days. It is not a guarantee but a solution, because most joined MMM for the money and not the ideology of the community.
1. Keep Donating in MMM Nigeria.

The truth is that if we stop to donate in MMM Nigeria, we don’t get donations; so erase the selfish mindset that you won’t donate again once you get your money out.
2. Do Not Panic

If we panic we are the ones to lose and not the admin or the founders of MMM Nigeria, so if you must get your money back, you have to take away panic from your personal dictionary and also encourage everyone around you not to. To lose hope now is to lose the money in full.
3. Do Not Discourage People from Joining.

The bitter truth is that some guiders are in this category, you claim to be a guider of an ideology that gave you financial freedom for months but loose faith in a minor trying period. Am ashamed to call some of them my colleagues. If we discourage others from joining we suffer the consequences because nobody will be matched to pay us and you just see your mavro in numbers and not in real cash… I am sure you don’t want that.
4. Admins in MMM Nigeria is not with your Money

The admins of MMM Nigeria or any peer to peer donation site or the founder is not with your money so you can’t hold them. Your money is in the pocket of participants like you who have donated before you.
5. Keep Sharing Positive Testimonies.

If you call it 419 or SCAM, you will lose your money because those who are supposed to pay you need your testimony to be motivated to join and actively participate.
6. Pay up your PH

If you refuse to pay to someone, don’t expect to receive because nobody will pay you. Because MMM Nigeria operates on the principles of crowd Funding.
7. Register only Ready Participants

If the site gets chocked with people who are not serious because of referral bonus you will be the one to lose and not the admin or founder.
8. Be positive about MMM Nigeria.

Let’s mind what we say or post about MMM Nigeria or the way we portray the community outside is what will determine if more people will join or run.
9. Don’t Quit MMM Nigeria Now

Okay this is the real thing. If everyone leaves MMM Nigeria to other communities out there, it is just a matter of time for them to also face this because as they expand they will have similar issues as this. So keep the love for MMM Nigeria real in your heart with your constant donation.

As humans I know we are in need and that’s why we are agitated; a little patience, a positive mindset and our good words will help us overcome this period and get our money back.
10. Share This

The probability of you getting your money back depends fully on how many people have access to the basic truth guiding the MMM community. The media who know nothing about MMM Nigeria are constantly spreading hate and panic. Remember their money isn’t in MMM, it is your money that is there so sharing this piece of information goes along way and quickens the rate at which you get your money back.

Share this to keep MMM Nigeria alive and afloat. Together we change our world.

A piece of advice from a Guider and concerned member of MMM Nigeria Community.

Mr Guider, u guys na d one wey finish MMM.
Una go GH in millions while PHING few thousands

Way out for MMM is simple:

Mavrodi and d guiders should be pumping 50million every two days into MMM

The system is not d issue..d issue is no one to be matched with

If external money from Mavrodi & guiders can be pumped into mmm, requests matching will be fast and confidence will come back.

Sure, d guiders will make their money back, even Mavrodi

djblue007:
✨✨✨The Truth✨✨✨

MMM promised to switch over to a new model that will take care of fake pops, non- confirmation of orders, GHing not exceeding PHing etc. The new model in view promises to be the solution to the sustainability of the mmm community.

This was the major reason for the one month freezing period to give programmers time to complete and implement the new model!

UNFORTUNATELY, PROGRAMMERS COULDN'T MEET UP WITH THE TARGETED RESUMPTION DATE OF JAN 14th.

And because the mmm admin didn't want to disappoint the mmm faithfuls the promised resumption date which would have given the media another round of headline BREAKING NEWS, thereby causing unnessary panic, they proceeded to reopen still running with the old model!

What is going on right now is the final stages of test running the new model before its implementations. This is the reason for some of the delays in matching and some hitches seen in the system.

If you observed few days ago, the captcha was changed from numeric to alpha numeric and later changed back to numeric. These are signs of some of the on going upgrades and test running the new model.

What is required from all participants at this point is PATIENCE!
PATIENCE PATIENCE!

Then whilst waiting patiently, all mmm participants should teach their DLs the right ideology of mmm and also speak well of the community. Remember what you say is what you have!

MMM is me and you. MMM has no central account where we put in our money so Mr Mavrodi does not owe any one of us money.

The same way Mark Zuckerberg created facebook & gave the world a platform where people could connect with family & friends is also the same way Mr Mavrodi has created and given us a platform to use and help ourselves..

What we make out of this platform is entirely up to us!

It's important that all participants understand the ideology of mmm and how it works. What sustains the community is constant PH/GH/PH. Not just PH/GH. Pls note the difference.

After the resumption, many came only to GH their money and didn't PH anything back to the system. The question is WHO DO YOU EXPECT TO PAY YOU?? A GHOST OR MAVRODI HIMSELF?
Definitely not. You need a fellow participant to pay you with the PH ORDER made.

And for those that have been matched to PH, kindly pay up your orders without fear.

MMM cannot crash, except it's servers are wiped off completely, which is not possible.

God bless you all as we change the world TOGETHER !

MMM crashing is not about the website sir/ma

The crashing simply implies 'water don ppass garri' or simply put zero matching of requests for a month!

Like you rightly put it, MMM resumed 13th Jan instead of 14th Jan because of media scare

MMM as it were is perfectly poised for Mavrodi (whoever that faceless guy is) for a shut down! Why?

Participants refused to PH - perfect excuse and Mavrodi will walk away forever!

Think it through

Friendzone:
Just screenshot your phone homescreen, upload it and let the phone experts in here guess the phone.


I'll start. What phone am I using?


Lalasticlala , let's see yours.

A BlackBerry 10 series..Z10 most likely

Veektoria:
Even incorrect things? Shai... Computer is an acronym ; D

No mind am

Google no get full meaning

DropShot:
How and when did letter of guarantee become evidence that issuer of such letter in deed paid that money?

SR goofed big time in a bid to break a big news. The onus is on SR to prove that the Nigerian High Commission in London did actually pay the bill in question.

One question: are you aware this govt in which Lawal is d SGF has banned medical tourism?

Yet, presidency is defending him

What if SR is merely focusing on d medical tourism & not d means of payment

johnjay4u2u:
hope no be same old cargo?

the f crew go soon land.

Do u expect aliens to make up d party?

Better be prepared!

For me party is not our problem

lilcashking:
OP u mean flight dat take up in 2016 and landed in 2017.bcuz am confused

It's a simple philosophy based on the location of d countries

If u fly to New York from naija, u will lose abt 7hrs because naija is abt 7hrs ahead of New York, USA. Simple

tellwisdom:
What is medview??

MedView is a condition of the eye in which good and clear vision is aided by strong medicine man

Seenyo:
Nig. Is sick! Only a revolution can heal her!!

Amen!

50million a year for an ex governor. So if that state has 6 ex-governors, that's #0.3billion for d ex governors pension
The sitting governor too dey o

What a nonsense!

Before you quote me, understand that am not against Ibori only but all states doing this economic slavery

FSBoperator:
Your Tinubu was the first to adopt this scam pension through the Lagos state assembly when he was governor before other states followed suit.

Instead of worrying yourself on Delta commonwealth why not challenge that manlet in kaduna that claimed to have used state resources to pay off his fulani terrorists.

Hypocrisy and afonjaism are like zuma.jpg

What is wrong with u?

Ibori & Tinubu were governors at the same time
Can you see how you just goofed big time?

One of the guys you quoted above said 'disgusting people' - hence I think he is saying these former governors are disgusting with their hefty pension scheme

And don't tell me what these governors are doing are right either you are a friend or foe

Do u get?

And inflation rate will jump to 35% with the naira further losing value

And price of commodities will skyrocket

And cost of living will increase drastically

While standard of living will reduce greatly

Nigerian leaders. Receive sense!!!

hardbody:
I don't need any of these. The only person to enter my compound and come out alive is my vet doctor. He goes to feed the dogs once a day., any other being , living or dead that goes in there, would have decayed before i come back on the 8th. My neighbours are the worst people you can have around you, let alone inform them you will be away. They have severally tried to poison my dogs when I am not there, thank God those fanged ladies only eat from their plates and will never pick anything from the floor not even if I was the one offering.

See confidence o

How about ur vet doctor leading 'thief doctors' into ur compound..under duress of course

On d 20th day of Xmas my true love said to me

I will make front page

Adekorya:
Mr Man, this is Nigeria and not China.

If the government are not doing their work you Will complain of negligence, now the government is doing something you still find a way criticised.

Do you think rehabilitating of Plane runaway is the same thing as road construction?

Do u think it is wrong if Abuja airport has 2 or more runways?

Celebrating mediocrity government

ElsonMorali:
I wonder how much these rats were paid.

An hefty sum! I assume they are employees of SGF company that cut grass with 200million naira

I am not surprised though

We Nigerians are so gullible always after what to eat today instead of the future

Are we not the same people white men gave whisky & umbrella in exchange of slaves during slave trade
If foreigners can understand our penchant for instant satisfaction, how much more these gluttonous politicians!

Even if the worst minister, Minister for FCT, is indicted, people will still shout

This is not just right at all!

greatgod2012:
This is sooo funny!

A whole minister "speaked" this


Who "telled" him to speak so


But it's good sha, since the fund was "spended" properly.

I knw na lady go post this

You too much ma'am

ItsQuinn:
Don't get me wrong.....I'm a messing and barca fan, also a man city fan

I knw
Wanted u to spill it in black n white

Guardiola fan spotted.

Mes que un club

ItsQuinn:
No I'm not

Big fan of Messi but not a Barca fan

Well

ItsQuinn:
I'm not being a kill joy.....I'm a big fan of messi as well

I didn't refer to u as a kill joy, d first part of d post is for u

It's cool to see a fellow Messi fan, hope you are a Blaugrana too?