₦airaland Forum

mrpackager:
lmao





This What happened when a mad man Smokes a container of WET Oshogbo weeds

#damn funny

Nah...na okwuale igbo frm Warri d guy took

ednut1:
must we always kill dem cant they call the pest control center guys

Are u by a anyway a resident of d most populous black nation in d 3rd world?

I mean, wake up frm ur sleep coz ur geographical location has changed. U ar now in W/Africa in a nation btw longitudes 4 - 14 degrees east of GMT borderd by Niger 2 d north, Boko haram 2 d NE, Camoroon to d East, Benin 2 d West and Militants 2 d South

O boy, dis body is 'let thy kingdom come oooo'

kilokeys:
they wee not kee us o

Walahi, na u no go kee urself o!

u21day:
Please what exactly did you wife do at mtn's office and how long did it take for her to finish up.

I did mine @ MTN office on Monday..d task itself did not last 2minutes but I spent about 1hour there due to the crowd and the slow process adopted by MTN.

However, at Etisalat I only spent roughly 15minutes in the facility

Rich4god:
just like dat...

Yes oooo

Do u think dey care?

Elosky20:
w

I want sell ur plot o....

enkay2go:
I got the msg 2fridays ago. I was at their office last week Monday.if u see crowd,omo!only to be told no service.I went the next day,I was given a number, No 75.i just left cos I had other important things to do.i went very early on the third day. I got the shocker of my life. I was no 91. People no sleep for their house?I left there by 4pm. If no be say my number don tay and e don go far eh,I for throwey the SIM.

I got the message last Tuesday, then on Thursday.

Which office did u go?

Imagine at Maitama, thr are nine staffs thr, 6 for sim validation and 3 for welcome back

MTN is really #EmptyHen

saintopus:
I got similar message too but I have done my sim registration for a long time. I bought the line in 2004. I really don't know what they are saying about new sim validation

Same here too.

I tell u..its rubbish


D process for my validation didn't last 2mins tho I spent abt 1hour thr

And they are barring people already..
Just do it if u really need d line

If you have received a message from MTN as regards sim registration, you are in for a long thing. Or has MTN barred your line? You are in for a tough time because MTN will waste your time
The crowd in MTN, Maitama Abuja is like that of Wuse market
No be joke o

boman2014:
this occurs almost every time i'm going or coming back from work

Mayb u too dey chop cow meat!

Una no c d@ 2nd guy?

D guy dey touch center of gravity ooooo

Creamish:
Lolz..ur partly right but I wont tell U which U got right.

Hahaha

Oya, pls tell me

Mk my head swell small

Creamish:
How do u determine its safety? What kind of extinguisher is it? Chemical? Water? Powder? Is it multi-purpose? Is the Pin still intact? Has it been serviced in the last 6 months? is the gauge on red or green?


Or is ur conclusion just cos its red and hanging on the wall?

I can guess ur location - Niger Delta

I presume you av gone thru Health, safety n environment training
I can deduce u ar interested in Oil n gas!

Oya, tell me I lied

Claireshan1:
Yea

I av noticed somthng ooo

Pwetty ladies ar Barca fans

Will do a research on it tho!

Let us go boys! Barcaaaaaaaa

ladyF:
Can't wait

It's [size=20pt]LadyF [/size] again

Ar u a Barca fan?

Visca el Barca!

#D5EAM...fifth cup...yeahhhhh

hardeniji:
opeeee o I made FTTC ( FIRST TEN TO COMMENT)

So thr is somthng lyk 1st ten 2 comment now

Nairaland tnx 4 keepin idle people busy.

Splashme:
That road is still in top shape and together with the Kubwa 10-lanes expressway remains the best superhighways in Nigeria - courtesy of GEJ

The portion the first two pictures are taken from is not the expressway itself bu the T-junction leading to Idu and CITEC-Mbora

Really? Hw abt airport junction? I still passed thr last week..has d overhead bridge been fixed?

Hw abt d potholes thr?

All d diversions on d road, are dey normal?

Waitin 4 ur answer oooo

triplewisdom:
They will now blame GEJ for not physically inspecting the materials used for the road construction.

Say what u knw abeg!

Look @ d airport junction, d overhead bridge thr is still @ casting level...a kilometer to d airport, thr r diversions!

Yet, that Otuoke gorilla commissioned unfinished, inflated project...chai, he must go 2 prison, FINAL!

I trust d Lagos boy 2 answer lyk

'd present pdp exco in Lag were put thr by Tinubu'

GTBank has e-bank in big cities.

E.g on Adeniran Ogunsanya, Surulere, Lagos, Saka Tinubu st, VI, Lagos, Zone 3 area, Wuse Abuja.

Thr are normal ATM machines and thr r some for d purpose of deposit.

A security man is always available in d facility.

What I noticed when I used d one @ Adeniran ogunsanya is d@ it kinda selects mint cash.

To deposit 50k in 500naira notes took a while..
Eventually about nine 500naira notes were rejected.

Kingsleyinfo:
Versata recruits software developers all year round.
The role up there, I havn't seen it. Kindly post the link so that others can view.
Versata doesn't pay per month, what you see there is the cumulative you would earn if you work for a year.
thats about $15/hr rate. The same they will pay for a front-end developer.

Secondly I think that opportunity is for gteam, but if you have extensive administrative skills or customer service management skills then the below link might just be for you.

https://www.linkedin.com/vsearch/j?page_num=1&locationType=Y&f_C=3606&trk=careers_promo_module_see_jobs

Lovely day peeps

Hi Kingsley.

Is Versata still recruiting?

Trust u'll respond ASAP

i commend u

Says who!

Islie:
Sex really kills







Welcome to hell

U mean na he'll u dey!
Hop u r njoyin ursef sha...kpe le ooooo

effrebor:
Who dis think say him dey follow talk, abi him think say we get tribal mark for face. Tooth brush indeed

Ezemarcel:
Pink lips syndrome .....pls where can I buy iron brush

D post talkd abt brushin d lips and using lip balm, guys!
Not just brushin d lips!
Chai!